Lines from Bollywood that Lingers!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: Barnali

😆😆😆 Rita u are just too much. i actually used it twice today.😆 check the salim/Javed thread second page. hav used it there too😆 Going forward step by step now after vinnie's message😆

ah haan!! look what i was gonna miss today..😉😆 ..now have to go to that thread to get a feel of it 😉😆

Just got few from the internet😃

* The classic:

* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"
* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"
* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"
* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."
* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"
* " Raam Raam kaaka"
* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "

* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"

* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"

* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"

* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "
* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."

* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "

* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "

* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"

* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "

* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "

* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "

* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "
* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "

* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "

* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"

* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"
* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"

* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"

* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "

* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"

* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "

* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "

* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"

* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "

* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"
* "Driver, gaadi roko"

" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


* " Goli se udaa do usse"

* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"

* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"

* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"

* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "

* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"
* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "

* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"

* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "



Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"

* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta

Dialogues galore 😆

Some great ones Amit ji.

Originally posted by: Sunitha.V

Dialogues galore 😆

Some great ones Amit ji.

One liner on IF which is very popular

Please drop the ji, main itna badha/badhi bhi nahin hoon😃

Originally posted by: Sur_Sangam

One liner on IF which is very popular

Please drop the ji, main itna badha/badhi bhi nahin hoon😃

😆 Just too good 😆

Originally posted by: Barnali

😆😆😆 Rita u are just too much. i actually used it twice today.😆 check the salim/Javed thread second page. hav used it there too😆 Going forward step by step now after vinnie's message😆

Thanx di ...really happy to hear that🤗

Originally posted by: Sur_Sangam

One liner on IF which is very popular

Please drop the ji, main itna badha/badhi bhi nahin hoon😃

🤣

Originally posted by: jayc1234

😆 Just too good 😆

i know its good ..but the best part is how diplomatically he asked sunitha to drop the "ji" in front of his name...😉😆👏

Originally posted by: Sur_Sangam

One liner on IF which is very popular

Please drop the ji, main itna badha/badhi bhi nahin hoon😃

wah amit...mangaye bandhu😉😆...lekin ek duvidha hai...yeh badha/badhi ke chakkar mein tum kyun confuse ho?😆

Some more from internet ---


Dad:- tune mere jawaan bete ko maara?.
villain:- kaun wo Dharmendar, ha ha...wo to pachaas ka lagtaa hai


Police:- ek kadam bhi aage mat badhaanaa, nahin to goli maar doongaa
Villain:- aadhe ghante se yahi dialogue bol rahaa hain, tujhe goli chalaani aatee kee nahin ?.


Amitabh:- Yeh koyle ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , anginath logon ko nigalkar, pees kar, jism se khoon ka ek-ek katra chooskar, ek lash ke roop mein ugal deta hai
Seth:- theek hai, theek hai, ab apane paise leke jao.


Maa:- bete waqt aagayaa hai, tujhe apne pitaajee ke bareme bataanekaa
Beta:- light le lo maa... abhi time nahi hain, office ke liye late horahaahai


Defense lawyer:- mere nirdosh muvakkil ko rehaa kar ke adalat ko multavi keejiye your honor
Judge:- please repeat.


Hero to God :- bhagvaan aaj tak mein ne tujhse kuch nahin maangaa, aaj mein tere saamne haath jodtaa hun
God :- to kyaa ehsaan kar rahaa hai kyaa


raj kumar :- thakur vikram singh ko maar na tere bas ki baat nahin bachche
villain :- lekin mein to tumhe maar neki baat kar rahaan thaa.


Amitabh :- Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hain Shahen Shah
unknown :- to pitaaji kyaa hum gujarati hain ?.


amitabh:- tera naam kyaa hai raaj kumaar
raaj kumar:- hamaare naam poochneki zurrat karne waale, agar hum chaahe to tumhaare naamo nishaan is duniya se mitaasakte hain, lekin kyoon ki aaj hamaare raaj maata ka janam din hain, hum bataate hain. hamaara naam hai raaaj kumaaar.