Member of the Week : Vinnie-thepooh - Page 28

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Depends on whats playing...Agar K.L.Sehgal ka rone waala gaana aa raha hai to?😆

To main bhi ro leti hoon ......😆

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

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2.What should one call a male ladybird?

Ladybugger😉 😆

7.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

My head doesn't have lights😛 😆

Beautifooool Answers......😆😆

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

To main bhi ro leti hoon ......😆

Chaliye Rone ki baari......😆

Main ek example leta hoon....

Dil Jaanlta hain to Jaanle dein (extra "n"s signify the nasal tone of KL Saigal).

Aansooon na bahan fanriyaand na kar dil janlta hae to janle dein....

Isko sunkar aap kya karengi?

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Vinnie...more google stuff for ya...😉😆

1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

No, he will still remain oriental...Kuchh cheezein kabhi nahi badalti😉

2.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Who told you they are not😆

3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Paneer😛

4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

We can start it...har cheez ki ek shuruwat hoti hai....😉

5.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Yes they do to take a break from tea😛

6.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

To get helped😉

7.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I was just wondering that when you distracted my attention with this question😛

8.Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Why?

Coz you forgot to turn your TV off😛

9.Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

They do .... remember i asked u same thing when u were buying that and u said U know😉

10.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Na ...he is the doctor😉

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Vinnie...more google stuff for ya...😉😆

1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

No, he will still remain oriental...Kuchh cheezein kabhi nahi badalti😉....Like Ron ka mamoo wala andaaz.....😆

2.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Who told you they are not😆.....omg.....this is too much.....

4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

We can start it...har cheez ki ek shuruwat hoti hai....😉......😆

7.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I was just wondering that when you distracted my attention with this question😛.....😆😆😆

8.Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Why?

Coz you forgot to turn your TV off😛........isey kehte muhtod jawaab....😆😆😆

10.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Na ...he is the doctor😉....Good one but aawww......I was expecting a better (read: dirtier) one......😆

Aapka jawaab nahi hai.....😆

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

1. When I get up:

Chanda mama so gaye sooraj chachu jage
Dekho pakdo yaaron, ghadi ke kaante bhage
Ek kahani khatam to dooji shuru ho gayi mamu
Subah ho gayi mamu, mamu, manu
Subah ho gayi mamu, mamu, re manu

2. Having breakfast:

Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho(remembering my mom)
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

3.Getting Ready for Office:

Mera Joota Hai Japani Yeh Patloon Englishtani
Sar Pe Laal Topi Roosi Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Mera Joota...

4.Driving to the office:

Suhana Safar aur aur yeh mausam haseen....hamein dar hai hum kho na jayein kaheen

5.Assigning job to people:

saathi Haath Badhana ..Ek aakela thak jayega milke bojh uthana

6.Logging on to IF :

Jeena yahaan marna yahaan..iske siva jaana kahaan

7.Going to the threads while working:

tum aa gey ho noor aa gaya hai....nahi to files mein bore ho rahi thi(original-nahi to chiragon se lo ja rahi thi)

8.Checking mails:

Chithi Na Koi Sandesh
Jaane Woh Kaun Sa Desh, Jahan Tum Chale Gaye
Chithi Na Koi Sandesh
Jaane Woh Kaun Sa Desh, Jahan Tum Chale Gaye
Jahan Tum Chale Gaye

As there is no mails from someone expected😭

9.Driving back home:

So gaya yeh jahaan so gaya aasman...so gayi hain saari manzilen ..so gaya hai rasta

10.Cooking and eating:

dal roti khao prabhu ke gun gao

11. Going thru my day's work:

Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi
Nazar ke saamne ghata si chhaa gayi
Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi

12.Watching TV and listening to Ghazals:

Depends on whats playing

13. Logging back to IF:

as noone's posting

Jaane kahaan gaye woh din....

14. Chatting with friends:

Yeh dosti hum nahi chhodenge .....

15.Getting ready to sleep:

Dheere se aaja akhiyon mein

16.In my Dreams

Sapno mein aana ...dil mein samana

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆-Vinnie has before tortured us with these questions...pata nahi kitney saare ko...😆😆😆...while finding the answer it is really..but when u read these questions..they are really interesting....well all i can say.. i am having fun finding them...Vinnie good luck..here is another set....(now she will be wondering why I came back...and that too with google uncle)😆

1.Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

they just condition it ...chamkta chand..😉

2.If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

Na thats impossible too😛

3.If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

noseless😉

4.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh😛

5.Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa?

Coz it was too late when vegetables were named that it had no place in that group😛

6.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Coz cars have no race😉

7. Did they have antiques in the olden days?

yes they did😊

8. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

yes there is an exception to that rule too...😛

9. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

That has become there habit...so they do😛

10. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

he will call his wife😛

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Chaliye Rone ki baari......😆

Main ek example leta hoon....

Dil Jaanlta hain to Jaanle dein (extra "n"s signify the nasal tone of KL Saigal).

Aansooon na bahan fanriyaand na kar dil janlta hae to janle dein....

Isko sunkar aap kya karengi?

Main Chup Rahungi😆

Originally posted by: Awww

1. Vinnie, if you had no choice but to go for a job interview, but had to do just one of these, which one would you pick? Brush your teeth or Wash your face?😆

I will brush my teeth while washing my face😛

2. If you had no choice but to pick between deodrant and clean socks, which one would u prefer?

deo...socks nahi pehnugi to bhi chalega😉

3. If you had not choice but to pick between someone have a body odor or bad breath, which one would you pick?

Bad breath ....uska muhn band ho sakta hai na😉

4. Would you rather lose your hair one morning when u wake up or your eye brows?😆

eye brows...i love my hairs😊

5. Would you rather Pick your nose in public or toot in public?

My tooth

why would my nose or tooth fall down first os all😉

U HAVE TO PICK ONE IN EACH QUESTIONS....NO buts and ifs!!

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

😆 great choice of songs vinniedi 👏

Thanx Dia😳