Member of the Week : Vinnie-thepooh - Page 27

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

i meant no offense to you or anyone, i just quoted the saying for fun sake..... I apologize if you felt so...

Misunderstood.....Apologies are all mine....😛

Vinnie...more google stuff for ya...😉😆

1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

5.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

7.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

8.Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Why?

9.Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

10.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Vinnie...more google stuff for ya...😉😆

1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

4.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

5.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

7.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

8.Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Why?

9.Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

10.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

😆I can't wait for the answers.....😆😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

😆I can't wait for the answers.....😆😆

😆-Vinnie has before tortured us with these questions...pata nahi kitney saare ko...😆😆😆...while finding the answer it is really..but when u read these questions..they are really interesting....well all i can say.. i am having fun finding them...Vinnie good luck..here is another set....(now she will be wondering why I came back...and that too with google uncle)😆

1.Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

2.If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

3.If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

4.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

5.Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa?

6.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

7. Did they have antiques in the olden days?

8. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

9. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

10. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Originally posted by: adi_0112

3.If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? I would say lucky......bathroom mein koi pareshaani nahi....😆😆😆

Sorry I don't want to steal Vinnie's thunder but I just could not help myself with the above one......😆

Google Unkle ki jai ho......😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Vinnie,

You seem to be in need of questions...how can a MOTW rest so peacefully...???😲😆😆

Pick 16 songs that define your 16 hours day schedule when you are not sleeping (this is assuming you sleep 8 hours/day)

1. When I get up:

Chanda mama so gaye sooraj chachu jage
Dekho pakdo yaaron, ghadi ke kaante bhage
Ek kahani khatam to dooji shuru ho gayi mamu
Subah ho gayi mamu, mamu, manu
Subah ho gayi mamu, mamu, re manu

2. Having breakfast:

Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho(remembering my mom)
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

3.Getting Ready for Office:

Mera Joota Hai Japani Yeh Patloon Englishtani
Sar Pe Laal Topi Roosi Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Mera Joota...

4.Driving to the office:

Suhana Safar aur aur yeh mausam haseen....hamein dar hai hum kho na jayein kaheen

5.Assigning job to people:

saathi Haath Badhana ..Ek aakela thak jayega milke bojh uthana

6.Logging on to IF :

Jeena yahaan marna yahaan..iske siva jaana kahaan

7.Going to the threads while working:

tum aa gey ho noor aa gaya hai....nahi to files mein bore ho rahi thi(original-nahi to chiragon se lo ja rahi thi)

8.Checking mails:

Chithi Na Koi Sandesh
Jaane Woh Kaun Sa Desh, Jahan Tum Chale Gaye
Chithi Na Koi Sandesh
Jaane Woh Kaun Sa Desh, Jahan Tum Chale Gaye
Jahan Tum Chale Gaye

As there is no mails from someone expected😭

9.Driving back home:

So gaya yeh jahaan so gaya aasman...so gayi hain saari manzilen ..so gaya hai rasta

10.Cooking and eating:

dal roti khao prabhu ke gun gao

11. Going thru my day's work:

Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi
Nazar ke saamne ghata si chhaa gayi
Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi

12.Watching TV and listening to Ghazals:

Depends on whats playing

13. Logging back to IF:

as noone's posting

Jaane kahaan gaye woh din....

14. Chatting with friends:

Yeh dosti hum nahi chhodenge .....

15.Getting ready to sleep:

Dheere se aaja akhiyon mein

16.In my Dreams

Sapno mein aana ...dil mein samana

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

1. When I get up:

Chanda mama so gaye sooraj chachu jage

2. Having breakfast:

Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho(remembering my mom)

3.Getting Ready for Office:

Mera Joota Hai Japani Yeh Patloon Englishtani
4.Driving to the office:

Suhana Safar aur aur yeh mausam haseen....hamein dar hai hum kho na jayein kaheen

5.Assigning job to people:

saathi Haath Badhana ..Ek aakela thak jayega milke bojh uthana

6.Logging on to IF :

Jeena yahaan marna yahaan..iske siva jaana kahaan

7.Going to the threads while working:

tum aa gey ho noor aa gaya hai....nahi to files mein bore ho rahi thi(original-nahi to chiragon se lo ja rahi thi)

8.Checking mails:

Chithi Na Koi Sandesh

As there is no mails from someone expected😭

9.Driving back home:

So gaya yeh jahaan so gaya aasman...so gayi hain saari manzilen ..so gaya hai rasta

10.Cooking and eating:

dal roti khao prabhu ke gun gao

11. Going thru my day's work:

Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi

12.Watching TV and listening to Ghazals:

Depends on whats playing

13. Logging back to IF:

as noone's posting

Jaane kahaan gaye woh din....

14. Chatting with friends:

Yeh dosti hum nahi chhodenge .....

15.Getting ready to sleep:

Dheere se aaja akhiyon mein

16.In my Dreams

Sapno mein aana ...dil mein samana

😆...Too good Vinnie...sixer, sixer, sixer, sixer, sixer, sixer..👍🏼...

Originally posted by: adi_0112

When we were the MOTW's before, you tortured us with those, crazy google questions..yaad hain...

well.. pay back time...😈😆😆..now your turn to attempt a few.....and reply...

1.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Babies se to nahi yaar...olives😛

2.What should one call a male ladybird?

Ladybugger😉

3.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot?

You tell me...do you remember it now? 😛

4.Can you blow a balloon up under water?

Yes...a water balloon😛

5.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Coz there is one or the other maintainance still going on...😉

6.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

Ya...last time i was i heard it😉 try it once😛

7.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

My head doesn't have lights😛

8.Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

Coz it sets everything around it

9.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Yes ..if u can make a house there😉

10.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

to make u feel better that some day u can notch up that speed ......... Ummed pe hi duniya kayam hai....😛

11.Why do questions lead to more unanswered questions ?😆

So that we can have Debate Mansion😆

Originally posted by: Awww

Vinnie...

1. Do you sometimes feel it was a mistake to Join IF?

No thats was the best thing i did😉

2. If U dont feel it was a mistake then explain why it was not!!

Ahem Ahem.....😳😳

3. If you had not joined IF, what would you be doing with your free time?

Mein aur meri Ghazals😊

4. If you were born again and could remember your past, what are some of the things you would do differently?

Never Immigrate😛

5. Would you ever want a clone of you?

Na re ...main ek hi bahut hoon😆

6. If you could have someone cloned, who would it be?

My nana

7. What is something you have done in virtual world, that you really regret?

I have trusted some people who have broken my trust😭

8. Do you believe in shaadi.com? Why?

I have never ever been to that site.....

9. Do you believe in Kundli for shaadi?

No......

10. Do you believe that the marriage can only be done in religious way and not in the court?

No ..I don't....shaadi jahaan bhi ho shaadi hai...Important is whom u are marrying not where u r marrying

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Pick 16 songs that define your 16 hours day schedule when you are not sleeping (this is assuming you sleep 8 hours/day)

5.Assigning job to people:

saathi Haath Badhana ..Ek aakela thak jayega milke bojh uthana 😆😆....Uske baad Saathi log kya badhaate hain?😆

6.Logging on to IF :

Jeena yahaan marna yahaan..iske siva jaana kahaan😆😆😆

11. Going thru my day's work:

Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi
Nazar ke saamne ghata si chhaa gayi
Woh bhooli dastaan lo phir yaad aa gayi

12.Watching TV and listening to Ghazals:

Depends on whats playing...Agar K.L.Sehgal ka rone waala gaana aa raha hai to?😆

😆😆😆

Ekdum rocko'ing response Vinnie ji...Kahan kahan se dhoondh ke laati hain aap....Jhakaas....

😆😆😆