Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid
Been like 3 weeks since i handed out one of these:
DIRECTIONS!!
1. Please don't explain the Physics why "😆" these 4 smilies move at the same time in the post, but when u click on them, they move differently.
Biologically there is a genetic coordination btwn the 4 smilies. When an external agent like antigen comes in contact with one, its nuclear properties get disturbed, hence when click on them they move differently.
Sociologically, it can be described as the theory of disharmony, and the effet of anisocial element on unity.
Anthropologically, the smilies have come from the same Ravan age, so still has the characteristic of Ravan.
2. I want u to get Abhi to stop dreaming About Amrita and focus more on Aamna.
Abhi do a SWOT analysis of Amrita and Aamna. Know your own streghts and evaluate your weaknesses. U will realise that you are fighting a loosing battle for Amrita. She has gone, I know its hard to accept. But see other opportunities, Look at aamna, Bhaskar is still in the zone uncernainity, Saara don is unpredictable. So go get her.
3. Go ask ur neighbor to spell out the Queen of Europa's name bacwords.
I am living in an Isolated Place, no neighbour.
4. Go PM manish to post a poll saying which is more computerized, Chameli's Hair, Kareena's Eyes, Shahid's future wife's nose, Ms. Kapoor's ears, or Suny's brain.
Manish, Suny is going crazy. He is discovering something which can measure "MORE COMPUTERIZED" or "LESS COMPUTERIZED". Have a poll on Suny's brain capacity before he been admitted to Mental asylum, where Chemali was admitted.
5. Write an essay, Shakesperian, about the tragedy of Ravan and Chameli with the familes of Osamas, and Bushes.
Will write separately.
6. Write a story, sequal of The Oddessy, with manish as Oddsius, and Chameli as Phenolope.
Manish and Chameli was sailing through a beautiful river on a romanic boat where Pranjal was hiding with a kneel and a hammer. They were not having any life suits. Pranjal made a hole in the boat. All drowned, Pranjal saved Chameli and live happily everafter.
7. Go push ur neighbor off a cliff.
I am living in an Isolated Place, no neighbour.
8. Go Pollute the public pool.
Its already polluted, Suny was smwimming a few minute ago.
9. Go vote for Lallu Prasad Yadav as Pres. of USA [United Shtatesh ofb Amrica].
Going to the polling booth, on foot, will take time to reach.
10. Ask the Next MOTW a total of 20 why and why not questions in one set [ur very first set, in the first 10 pages.]
Outsourced to Jaya and Abhi.
11. Please follow all directions with the expection of 7,8,&5