Member Of The Week - Barnali(Barnalidi) - Page 37

this is too good!!! yeh aapne bihari likhni kahan se seekhi di? 👏👏👏

Originally posted by: Barnali

ok heres the letter. but i am now making a condition. please no more laloo letters for me 😆 after sometime now yu all will find me tlking in laloo language only.

Sri Bill Gates,
Dukandaar,
Microsoft,
Amrica.

Subject : For the post of anythng that suits me.

Respectfull Bill ji,

Fhast I bhud like to interduce myself... myself LALOO PRASAD from BIHAR, currently in Dilli, Bharat.

I am writing this letter because i habh listened from many tht ju habh made lot of payisaa by selling commpuuter and i habh made money just by eating Chaara... matbal fodder... buffalloo waala.

So if yu take me as jor private secratary, i bhill teach yu how to make money. i am a bhery jolly gud person. Yu can ask from batuknath ji, prof of Patna Univ. Jes ek baat, dnt tell this to my dharam patni, my secnd half, because she does nt like him.

i am a bhery talented man, commpuuter key ilaawa i know everything. We both can arrange and xchange programs in which yu can teach me commpuuter and i will teach yu "everything".

In India i habh name and fame. but now i want to globalise my fame. i want to tell the whorld BIHAR is not a joke. Ha dheerey dheerey please interduuce me to mr bush. i like his post. i would apply for that after gaining some experience frm yu.

Thanking yu in anticipation of gud sallary
(sallary wont be a bar)

Aapka apna,
(Very Close)
Lalloo Prasad
Tirain Minister
India.

Originally posted by: Barnali

meri pyari gol gol methi methi rabri,

hum iha par theek thaak hai. kaa bataae, hamar bhi dil tumhaar bina gutar gutar karat hai. par iha hamaar bina chhuk-chhuk gadi naahi chalwat hai koi. hum to local tirain ki jaise Rajdhani Express mein bhi Sattu interduce kar diya hu.

Bihar mein hamra hairstyle outdate ho jaye to kaa hua, hamaar hair style to dilli mein hit hai, Tendulkar bolat hai, agla ishtyle hamra hi lega, aur Dhoni ko tuf phite devega.

Meri pyari.... hum shagird ko lagwa kar tirain mein chhattu bech bech ke itna phaida kiya hu ki janta hamra jaijaikaar karat hai. Aur to chhoro, IIM walla bhi ullu ban gaya hai...hamri puja karat hai.

Baki sab theek hai. hamri phikar bilkul mat kijiye, ham jald hi tumhaar paas aaunga. ab tum man udas mat karo. warna hum bhi udas ho jayenge.aur ha humrey babuba ko kehna cirkat theek sey man lagakar khele. chalo ab tum chaara khaayi lo. hum bhi jald aatey hay phir mil bant kar chaara khayinge dono.

tumhaar apna

lalluwaa

excellent!! you never fail to make me laugh😆

thanks to bhaskar for bringing me to this thread ... really needed this laugh😆

While on such light mood, here is sample application form for Bihar State in Laloo ji's raj:

STATE OF BIHAR DRIVING LISENCE APPLIKASON PHORAM

NOTE: If you don't know the answers, copy from another applikason phoram and submit. For further instructions, see bottom of applikason.

Last name: (Yadav/Sinha/Pandey/Mishra/do not know)

First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivaprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) don't know (Check appropriate box)

Age: (_) Less than zero (_) Zero (_) Greater than zero (_) Don't know

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Pehelwaan (_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) Champak (_) Indrajal

Your thumb impresson (If you are copying from another applikason phoram, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression)

DO NOT USE THUMB ON YOUR LEGS.

For instructions to fill this applikason phoram, see beginning of applikason phoram.

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

😭

Aap dono kaha chale gaye ho. I am really missing all that......

Seriously yaar.......East or West Shimla is the BEST👍🏼 I am missing it too😭

Originally posted by: manjujain

While on such light mood, here is sample application form for Bihar State in Laloo ji's raj:

STATE OF BIHAR DRIVING LISENCE APPLIKASON PHORAM

NOTE: If you don't know the answers, copy from another applikason phoram and submit. For further instructions, see bottom of applikason.

Last name: (Yadav/Sinha/Pandey/Mishra/do not know)

First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivaprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) don't know (Check appropriate box)

Age: (_) Less than zero (_) Zero (_) Greater than zero (_) Don't know

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Pehelwaan (_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) Champak (_) Indrajal

Your thumb impresson (If you are copying from another applikason phoram, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression)

DO NOT USE THUMB ON YOUR LEGS.

For instructions to fill this applikason phoram, see beginning of applikason phoram.

😆hehe Nice Manju di

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Wow !!! What a letter to Bill Gatesva !!!!!1

Too good ,di. 👏

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Isne wahan bhi baniyagiri dikhai hogi,ya use bailgadi pe ghumane le gaya hoga.Bechari dar ke bhaag gayi

Arre, tum log kya baat kar rahi ho.. Diya ne Chameli ko mere sapne mein bheja tha.. Haquiqat mein nahi...Wakai mere paas aa gayee hoti to kya main itna bewakoof hoon ki usey main wapas Hunterwali ke paas bhej deta... 😆😆

Originally posted by: Barnali

Bhaskar.T wrote:

KAVITA: ms reporter, her cool nature, none tht i know of.

Thanks didi... 😳

Originally posted by: adi_0112

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Wow !!! What a letter to Bill Gatesva !!!!!1

Too good ,di. 👏

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actually adi i thought of using just tht name. but then thought no its official letter so should use proper name.

Letter to Bill gates from Lallo was briliant...👏👏👏

Here comes few questions from my side

1.According to you what is the definition for success??
2.Are u a good listener??
3.Do you believe that chance has a lot to do to do with being successful.
4.Do you tend to do things at the last minute.
5.Do you often feel that you have little influence over the things that happen to you.
6.Do you spend a lot of time thinking about past mistakes.
7.Do you prefer things to stay as they are.
8.If you have unlimited time and financial resources how would you spend them?
9.what is the best compliment you ever received?
10. what is the worst compliment you ever received?
11. are you religious?
12. What do u think about ekta? and her serials?
13. Whats ur biggest fear?
14.What habit would be the hardest for u to break?Y
15.Wht do u do in ur leisure hours?