Songs You find FUNNY

its time for some laughs ,lets share the songs that you find funny in Hindi Movies:

Some of my choices are:

Hello,Hindustan Ka Dehradun
Hello,Maein Rangoon Se Bol Raha Hoon
Maein Apni Biwi RenukaDevi Se Baat Karna Chaahata Hoon
Haan Haan

Mere Piyaa, Ho Mere Piyaa Gaye Rangoon
Kiya Hai Vahaan Se Telephoon
Tumhari Yaad Sataati Hai Jiya Mein Aag Lagaati Hai
Mere Piya Gaye Rangoon Kiya Hai Vahaan Se Telephoon
Tumhari Yaad Sataati Hai Jiya Mein Aag Lagaati Hai

khayalo mein khayalo mein khayalo mein
hai hungama kahan bhag rahi hai tu
kale se dar gayi kya
hum kale hai to kya hua dilwale hai-2
hum tere tere tere chahanewale hai
hum kale hai to kya hua dilwale hai-2
hum tere tere tere chahanewale hai
hum kale hai to kya hua dilwale hai

Mere angne mein
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Joh hai naam wala
Arre joh hai naam wala wahi toh badnaam hai
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai

Jiski biwi lambi usska bhi bara naam hai
Kothe se lagado
Arre kothe se lagado seerhi ka kya kam ha
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai

jaane kahaa meraa jigar gayaa jee
abhee abhee yahee thaa kidhar gayaa jee
kisee kee adaaon par mar gayaa jee
badee badee aakhiyon se dar gayaa jee

kahee maare dar ke chuhaa to naheen ho gayaa
kone kone dekhaa n jaane kahaa kho gayaa
yahaa use laaye kaahe ko beenaa kaam re
jaldee jaldee dhoondho ke hone lagee shaam re

Sar jo tera chakraaye, ya dil dooba jaaye
Aaja pyaare paas hamaare, kaahe ghabraaye.. kaahe ghabraaye
Tel mera hai muski, ganj rahe na khuski
Jis ke sar par haath phira doon chamke kismat uski
Sun sun sun, are beta sun, is champi mein bade bade gun -
Laakh dukhon ki ek dava hai kyoon na aazmaaye
Kaahe ghabraaye, kaahe ghabraaye
Sar jo tera chakraaye..

Hum logon ko samajh sako to
Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani
Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani
Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani
Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani
Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Thode anari hain thode khiladi
Ruk rukke chalti hai apni gaadi
Thode anari hain thode khiladi
Ruk rukke chalti hai apni gaadi
Humein pyaar chahiye
Aur paise bhi
Hum aise bhi hain
Hum hain vaise bhi

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani
Ulti seedhi jaisi bhi hai apni yehi kahaani
Thodi hummein khushiyaan bhi hain
Thodi hai nadaani
Thodi hum mein sachchaai hai
Thodi beimaani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Aankhon mein kuchh aansoo hain kuchh sapne hain
Aansoo aur sapne donon hi apne hain
Aankhon mein kuchh aansoo hain kuchh sapne hain
Aansoo aur sapne donon hi apne hain
Dil dukha hai lekin toota to nahin hai
Umeed ka daaman chooka to nahin hai

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani
Thodi majboori hai lekin thodi hai manmaani
Thodi tu tu main main hai aur thodi kheecha taani
Hum mein kaafi baatein hain jo lagti hain deewani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani
Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Aashaa : Haal Kaisaa Hai Janaab Kaa?
Kishor : yaa Khayaal Hai Aap Kaa?
Aashaa : Tum To Machal Gaye, Ho Ho Ho
Kishor : Yuu.Nhii Fisal Gaye, Haa Haa Haa


Kishor : Bahakii, Bahakii, Chale Hai Pavan Jo U.De Hai Teraa Aa.Nchal
Aashaa : Chho.Do, Chho.Do, Dekho Dekho Gore Gore Kaale Kaale Baadal
Kishor : Kabhii Kuchh Kahatii Hai, Kabhii Kuchh Kahatii Hai, zaraa Nazar Ko Sa.Nbhaalanaa
Aashaa : Haal Kaisaa Hai Janaab Kaa?
Kishor : aay! Kyaa Khayaal Hai Aap Kaa?
Aashaa : Hoy! Tum To Machal Gaye, Ho Ho Ho

Asha: achha ji main haari chalo maan jaao na
Rafi: dekhi sab ki yaari mera dil jalaao na) (2)

Asha: chhote se kusoor pe aise ho khafaa
Rafi: roothe to huzooe the meri kya khataa

Asha: dekho dil na todo
Rafi: chhodo haath chhodo

Asha: dekho dil na todo
Rafi: arre chhodo haath chhodo
Asha: chhod diya to haath maloge samjhe
Rafi: aji samjhe

I meade this up:

Pepsi
Pepsi
Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi

Pepsi mut pina
char din ke liye jina
lassi pina
saw sal jina

Shah Rukh ka Dream Cream
when u see it, just scream
Rani ka Thumbs Up
woh mut pine, warne ghur main sub gayeb

SDK ka Dosa kana
Adi ke sat kitchen mut jana
Kavitaji se cooking sikho
aur Jadoo ke saat, likho

Manju ji se smile sikho
aur phir Adi keliye Love letter likho


no offence to anyone, not meant to hurt anyone
yes it went from something to sumtin else...
😆 👍🏼

Chitalkar:
Bholi surat dil ke khote
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote
Chorus:
Bholi surat dil ke khote
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote

Lata:
O o o o o o..
Naye zamaane ki yeh chhaila,
Ujle kapade dil hai maila
Rang-rangi inki thaayi,
Ghar mein lekin kadki chaayi
Chorus: kadki chaayi -3
Lata:
Rang-rangi inki thaayi,
Ghar mein lekin kadki chaayi
Fashion mein dil mote khote
Chorus:
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote
Bholi surat dil ke khote
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote

Chitalkar:
Naye zamaane ki yeh naari,
Oonchi sandal baaki saadi
Naino mein kajra hotho pe laali
Chorus:
Haath mein kangan kaan mein baali,
Kaan mein baali
Chitalkar:
Naino mein kajra hotho pe laali
Nakhre bade mote khote
Chorus:
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote
Bholi surat dil ke khote
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote

Lata:
Husn aur ishq ki yeh ladayi,
Suru se jag mein hoti aayi
Chitalkar:
Na koi jeete na koi haare,
Ajee kyoon na phir miljaaye pyaare
Lata, Chitalkar:
Na tum bade na hum chhote
All:
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote
Bholi surat dil ke khote
Naam bade aur darashan chhote, darashan chhote