Member of the week-Jaadoogar!! - Page 93

Originally posted by: ans24us1

nope.. im doing MCA.. We have 3 mid-sem exams and 3 Lab exams for each subject.. So, u can calculate the exams...

3*5 theory and 3*3 labs = 15+9=24 exams 😭

Yes SS... hope i can spend some time with u ppl 😳

then it shd be quartely exams 😕

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

I am learning.... I am a beginner.... I started one year back but could attend classes for one month only then I shifted to Thailand.... here the teachers cant speak english so I m learning on my own... I have bought some books....

How can you learn Guitar with books? You need gurus to guide to write 😕

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

then it shd be quartely exams 😕

I have stopped bothering about these exams 😆😆 They are so dumb.. after these exams, they keep a semester exam too.. Just passing the time in college.. I go to college for learning and gaining knowledge.. nothing much.. These exams take the hell out of me... 😡 and moreover these profs never award marks for the true talent 😡 jus remembered ur Youth for equality... There is no equality in the college.. so, never bother abt it...

Originally posted by: Barnali

I too agree. Adi come here nw please. Ahmed yu r doing gr8 job. finally could finish all the pages 😛

Thank you my lovely didi's.🤗🤗

I am a little indisposed at the moment..isiliye online dikh shayad raha hoon, lekin participate nahi kar pa raha hoon..

Let me gain back a little more strength..and then i'll be back..thank u all.

SS, thank u so much..🤗

Manjudidi, thank u for the get well card..🤗

well.... anu now u dont visit the YFE section at all..........

hi all hi anu and everyone here...to motw i will let u rest since seem overwhelmed with questions...

yet will ask this what u like about sa re or indiaforum in general that makes u return/stay here?

what u not like or think maybe improved?

Originally posted by: Barnali

ok Ahmed thn enjoy these too. Adi thy r for yu too. ab please mood theek kar lo.😕 and come here. i got thm in my mail today. so posting fr yu all to enjoy.😛

Please enjoy the English used by the So called Professionals

The Leave Applications;)

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who
was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two
days.."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee
who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I
may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the
day."

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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my
below..."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a '
Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the
past several

years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for
the
post.


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(The emoticon options is not woring... so here it goes.. hahahahahaha

LOL.. I wish i could use the ROFL..but way too painful...so stick to haha..

Too good di..

I remeber onvce in bangalore I was asked the question " do u want veg or non veg hamburger." hahaha....

About guitar.... I dont want to be professional..... but its like a hobby so after practising I wl be ok in it....

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

well.... anu now u dont visit the YFE section at all..........

True Abhi.. I dont visit it.. Held up here.. As many exams going on, not able to cope with all the sessions.. So, im sticking to SRGMP here.. As this is my second home 😊

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

About guitar.... I dont want to be professional..... but its like a hobby so after practising I wl be ok in it....

oh fine ok then.. But it would be better, if u start learning it frm professionals..