Member of the week-Jaadoogar!! - Page 89

Jadoo bhaiya of course humein answers pasand it's so much fun reading them ... bhaiya aap jald ki professor ban jaoge 😆

sejal tum kahan kho gayeen, hum sab intezar kar rahe hain tumhara.

aadab arz hain Jadooji....aapka shaiyarana andaaz bada qatilana hain 👏 ......kya sher o shayari ka aap khaas shoukh farmate ho 😛

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Sunday ko doonga chalega na?

Okay.. but don't forget.. let me know if you want more questions from me 😃😃

Originally posted by: manjujain

I am missing adi too, uske bina forum soona soona sa lagata hai. jaya to monday ki morning yani hamari sunday night aayegi ab.

bada soona soona hai hamara yeh forum

adi tumhare bina....

I too agree. Adi come here nw please. Ahmed yu r doing gr8 job. finally could finish all the pages 😛

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

ab aisa nahin mera image ban jaaye serious admi wala, main bahut fun karne wala aadmi hoon.😃

ok Ahmed thn enjoy these too. Adi thy r for yu too. ab please mood theek kar lo.😕 and come here. i got thm in my mail today. so posting fr yu all to enjoy.😛

Please enjoy the English used by the So called Professionals

The Leave Applications;)

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who
was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two
days.."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee
who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I
may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the
day."

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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my
below..."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a '
Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the
past several

years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for
the
post.


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Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

wow sara ka sara padh lia.😃 main ne to soncha ke Mod log mujhe Hot seat pe bitha kar bhool to nahin gayen😉. Kal ka check zaroor kijiyega.

kaisey bhul saktey hai mod log. kal hamey bhi bithaya jayega ek mod ney dhamki de di hai. tab help chahiye na aap sakey.😆

barnali di aapke professional wali language wale jokes bahut ache hain, and people do use that type of language.

Adi chale aao, dekho apni barnali di ka kehna to nahin taloge na?

Aise hi likh leta hoon lekin pata nahin woh sher-o-shayari ke standard ka hota hai ke nahin

aji kyon sharminda karte ho is nacheez ko 😳 .....bada umda likhte ho aap.....chaliye yahan kisiki jaan jaye par aap ke ada thehre

di mere samay mein sab bhool gaye the, koi nahin aaya ek bhi baar, aap dekhna. par koi nahin mujhe maloom hai aap sab log busy ho gaye hoge.

Originally posted by: Barnali

kaisey bhul saktey hai mod log. kal hamey bhi bithaya jayega ek mod ney dhamki de di hai. tab help chahiye na aap sakey.😆