Member of the week-Jaadoogar!! - Page 26

Originally posted by: manjujain

tum log 2nd 3rd karte raho, from my perspective it's not good right now. we should wait for that. aisa na ho kahin phir koi galati ho jaye aur phir ban ho jaye abhilash.

Arre Manju ji.. Mamu ka koi bharosa nahi.. bas ek comment door hai ban hone se.. isse pehle ki ho jaaye humein jaldi MOTW banake filhaal faida utha lena chahiye 😛

shady, mein tumse agree nahin kartee, yahan par MOW banke aur jaldi usko ban karva doge. agar sach mein chahte ho ki uski knowledge se humhe fayada mile to aisi baton se woh door rahe isme uska bhi fayada aur hamara bhi fayada.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Arre Manju ji.. Mamu ka koi bharosa nahi.. bas ek comment door hai ban hone se.. isse pehle ki ho jaaye humein jaldi MOTW banake filhaal faida utha lena chahiye 😛

Originally posted by: manjujain

tum log 2nd 3rd karte raho, from my perspective it's not good right now. we should wait for that. aisa na ho kahin phir koi galati ho jaye aur phir ban ho jaye abhilash.

Why should Abhi be at threat always? There is no such need Manjudi(my feeling). He is very much welcome and he is one of young knowledgeable member.

Abhi you are most awaited here on this forum by many.

goodnight jadoo ji

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

chalta hoon ab, goodnite. kal phir shaam mein milta hoon with few backlog.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Arre Manju ji.. Mamu ka koi bharosa nahi.. bas ek comment door hai ban hone se.. isse pehle ki ho jaaye humein jaldi MOTW banake filhaal faida utha lena chahiye 😛

Why again ? 😕

Jaadoo here are few of my questions for u......

1.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
2. Can you cry under water?
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
3. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
4.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
5.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
6.If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off?
7.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
8.If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
9.Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
10.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

11.If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
12.Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

😆

Set # 2 – expecting some real fun here…😛

What do you expect your wife to reply when you tell her:

1. I am coming home early today

2. I am coming home late today

3. I am getting a few friends with me for dinner in an hour

4. Let me cook biriyani for all of us this Sunday

5. I want to watch the NBA match, so you will have to miss your favorite serial today

6. Lets go and watch MI-3 in the theatre this weekend

7. Don't feel like going to office this morning

8. Roohi is asleep, lets go for a long drive

9. There is this new girl who joined our team today, she looks gorgeous

10. Mom wants to come and stay with us this summer

What would you reply to her when she tells you:

1. I think I am gaining weight

2. I want to go shopping this evening with friends, so do take care of Roohi

3. I would want you to come shopping with me this evening

4. Its been long that you even entered the kitchen

5. I feel depressed staying in US

6. I am going to India with Roohi this summer for a month

7. (On Phone) Hello – I just had a minor accident while driving our new car, I am fine but there is a huge dent on the car

8. I think Himesh looks cute in his cap

9. John Abraham looks really hot

10. You are spending too much time on IF these days

Enjoy👍🏼

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Define following people in one word:

Vinnie: Chulbuli(Once I was feeling that IF got bored, I asked her did
you enjoy these days. She told YES. Then I learn enjoyment is in your
hand, do not depend on other).

Thanx Jadoo ji and also thanx for adding more names to the list😊

Jadoo ji few more for you:

1. If you are sent to moon with whom would u like to go ( u can only choose 1 person):

2. What is the importance of love in ur life??

3. What do you think is necessary 4 succes... determination or oppurtunity

4.Word that u say again n again

5. What is your best quality according to your parents and your wife:

6. Zindagi agar dariya hai to aap kya ho?

7. An apple a day keeps a doctor away what does an orange a day do?

JAADOO JI,

Define the following in your words:

Happiness:

Sadness:

Maddness:

Love:

Life:

Emotions:

Smile:

Laugh:

Tears:

Friends:

Enemies:

Heart(no scientific defination pls):

Mind: