Member of the week-Jaadoogar!! - Page 111

yeh apne siggy mein likh deeye jadoo ji.

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Goodnite everybody. Check page#160 for gift.

koi nahin chaliye kal kar leejiyega. good night. ab mein computer off kartee hoon.

arre dikh to raha hai. ekdam perfect

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Abhi nahi aa raha manjudi kal dekhenge.

Fantastic Post Jadooo bhaiyah 👏

Ek se badhkar tha ek 👏

Mujhe sabse jyaada pasand aaya, the end, the blank CD waala... 😆

This is the best post i have ever seen in IF...

Hats off to you bhaiyah...

Yeh Surprise Gift hi nahin, yeh tha hamaare liye ek bahut hi khubsoorat sa tohfa.. Aisa tohfa toh hamein real mein bhi nahin milta hain...

You are the best 👏 👏 👏

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Manju ji.. Jadoo ji ke liye farewell mein ak accha ghazal likhoonga.. lekin soch samajh ke.. ab itna soch samajh ke yeh kahani banaayi hai to mujhe bhi accha likhna hoga 😃

😭😭😭 Tum sab kitna talented ho...mujhe kuch bhi aata nahi..kuch sochne jao toh brain freeze kar jaata hain..haath paidh thanda ho jata hain...😭

Originally posted by: deepboy

Hi everyone in here...how are you???It seems that jadoo ji's thread is moving at snail's pace.So i have come now and i am restless to increase the page-count of this thread.Actually i have more than 1000 posts ready in my kitty.Just need to copy and paste and repaste them...

Hi deep,

Kya bola kuch samajh mein nahi aaya..yeh dawao ka asar hain ya i lost my budhhi???

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😭😭😭 Tum sab kitna talented ho...mujhe kuch bhi aata nahi..kuch sochne jao toh brain freeze kar jaata hain..haath paidh thanda ho jata hain...😭

Arre ADI, too toh MOTW specialist hain 😆😆😆 aur kya nickname chahiye tumhe?

Yaad hain na, choco ne uske MOTW mein tumhara naam MOTW specialist likha tha? 😊 toh tum apne aap ko kyun kehh rahe ho ki you are not talented... 😊

Originally posted by: ans24us1

Arre ADI, too toh MOTW specialist hain 😆😆😆 aur kya nickname chahiye tumhe?

Yaad hain na, choco ne uske MOTW mein tumhara naam MOTW specialist likha tha? 😊 toh tum apne aap ko kyun kehh rahe ho ki you are not talented... 😊

Thats because choco still hasn't met Anolda & jaya's questions..isiliye mujhe kaha..😆

But mujhe shayry , poems , ghazals kuch bhi kikhna nahi aata..

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Notes: Yeh drama poori tarah se kalpanik hai, aor sirf thora fun hai ismein. I tried my best to do justice with all party. But still If you feel I went out of limit, please forgive me and forget it. My intention is not to hurt anybody.

Thanks to Jaya who had asked to write a drama, and I tried my best.

It is a surprise gift from me for all of you, I tried to mention all names, but if I forgot anybody unke lie:

Jinke naam lub pe naa aa sake

woh naam mere dil mein rah gaye

(Monday ki shaam hai aor SRGMP-Khichri ki shooting hone waali hai, Sara set ready hai, 4 contestant hai Vinit, Debojit, Himani and Hemachandra. Mentors are AS, ID and HR. Judges are Ahijeet and Alka Yagnik, aor hamara IF ke members special invitees hain. Aor as usual hamare shaan host hain Ishita ke saath. Gajji mike lekar handle kar rahe hain)

Gajji(zor se):

aaaj hai somvaar ki shaam
Shru karte hain lekar hari ka naam
Shaan zara stage pe aage aaao
Aor zara apne baal pe haath ghumao

(Shaan aage aaye andhere se ujaale mein, baal pe haath pherte hue, ID aankh band karke baithe hain pencil se head khujla rahe, HR bahut tention mein hai, AS bechara corner mein watch dekh rahe)

Shaan:

Abhi tak main akela bhatakta raha
aaj jaakar mujhe Ishita ka saath milaa
aap sabhi log ho jaaye tayyar
hone wala hai shru suron ka war

ID(War ka word sunte hi): Yalghaaaaaaaaar Ho
Gajji: Cut cut cut,
ID zara apna thora deemaagh lagaye
Abhi thori der to araam se baith jaaye

ID(Gajji se bolte hue)
Pahle to hoga mere yalghaar ka hi naraa
Kyun debo kaya khayal hai tumhaaraa

Debu: Sir ji aap jo kahiye

(Issi beech ek awaaz aati hai audience se Letss ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,
Sabhi log palat kar dekhe to koi surpize nahin sabhi jaante hain woh kaon theee(Bansari - my sweet sis, I am also from BS rocksss group as you))

Appa Ji(Ghusse mein khare ho kar):
Main sach kah raha mujhe bahut ghussa aa gaya
Pahle keyboard phansta tha aaj gala bhi phans gaya

(Yeh sun kar Himesh bhi ucchhal para aor apne style mein haath upar uthate hue zor se bola Wah Wah Lets ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Gajji: Cut Cut,
Himesh qaaboo mein rakho apne dil aor armaan ko
chupchaap khara hai, bolne do thora bechare shaan ko

Gajji(Anand bhai se dheere se):
Yaar kahan se pakar kar tum ne in sab mentor ko laya
ek ne kabhi dadhi nahin banayee to doosra kabhi nahin nahaya

Shaan(Jaldi se mike pakar kar):
Aadesh bhai lagta hain kahin khoye hain
Mushkil hai kahna yeh jaage hain ya soye hain

(Abhijeet aor alka udhar kar rahe hain intezaar
Murga murgi ka gala dabane ko hain tayyar)

(Issi beech aati hai zor ki awaaz kahin se
Gajji idhar aaye mere saath photo khinchaye
Palat kar hum sab ne bari bechaini se dekha
woh apna Vinit thaa, kaise kare koi inhe andekha)

Shaan:
sabhi log taali bajaye aa rahe hain chhote nawaab
Inko inki mehbooba mil jaye yahi hai inka khwaab

(Vinit bare shaan se aa rahe topi pe haath ghumate hue
Gana shru karte hain upar neeche ka notes lagate hue

Kahin pe Vinit ke do chaar sur hil gayen
Gajji ne kaha vinit phir se gana shru karen)

Gajji:
Vinit acche se gao yeh tumhari aakhri baari hai
public ko sur mein gana sunana meri zimmedari hai
(Vinit ne phir se gana gaya khair khatam huaa jaise taise)

Abhijeet(Khara hokar):
Tumse acha to mera gadha gata hai
awaaz bhale bura ho par usse sur to ataa hai

Alka:
Abhijeet Tumne kaya kabhi koi tough gana aajtak gaya
jaise taise gaa lete ho, kyun kishore da ka lahja churaya

Anolda(Vinit - IF wale se)
Vinit chalo na zara Ishita ko bulaate hain
humdono milkar uske saath photo khinchate hain

Jaya(ek paper nikaalti hain purse se, mentor ki taraf mukhatib hote hue)
Main ne aaplogon ke lie sirf ek hi question banakar laya hai
Yeh bataye aaplogon ne yahan baith kar kitna paisa kamaya hai
(As usual tough question from Jaya)

Shaan:
Ab aa rahe hamare Voice of Assam
Maan ka sapna poora karna inka hai kaam

ID(Yalghaar ho kahte hue)
Debu mana ke aajka din nahin hai jumma
Lekin tumhe yaad hai na mera woh chumma

Varshaji(Issi beech uthkar kahti hain)
Bahut ho gaye ab hamein karte karte intezaar
Jaldi Hemu ko bulao warna yahan baithna hai bekaar

Madhavi:
Yes Hemu my sweetheart where are you handsome
Agar ek kam pari to main tere lie loongi saat janam

(Kisi tarah se debu ne khatam kia apna gana
agar aap logon ko samajh ayaa to mujhe batana)

Abhijeet:
Is this song your choice or choice of your mentor
Ismein gaane ka kucch pata nahin aor zayda thaa shor
Phir bhi tumne surely pahle waale se accha gaya
Kyunke mujhe inmein sirf 4-5 word hi samajh ayaa

Alka:
Tum kaise kahte ho ke Debu ne Vinit se accha gaya
Jahan low note lagana thaa wahan isne high note lagaya

Vinnie:
Shuru karte hain show 7 baje aor 4 baje hamein bulate hain
Bahut bhookh lagi hai chalkar zara kucchh khaate hain
Pallavi & Dawn:
Hamein bhi ab yahan bhookh se baitha nahin jaa raha
Vinnit tum Aage chalo hum bhi peeche aate hain

Daisy:
Main ne kitni baar apna banner upar uthaya
Lekin ek baar bhi camera idhar nahin ghumaya

(HR AS ke kaan mein kucchh phus phusaate hue
Chehre pe kaafi ghussa dikhate hue)

Manjudi:
Mere bhaiyon Hadd kar di Abhijeet- Alka ne yahan
Jahan sahi bolna hai ghalat bolte hai wahan
Sach kahti hoon kyun na hum sab walk out karen
Mujhse nahin dekhe jaate annayay itne bare

Gajji:
Zara Anushree ko bhejo usse dena hai update
Anushree daori Aise maoqa pe kaise karti late

Anuradha:
Gajji Anushree nahin, update dena mera hai kaaam
Aap confuse ho rahe hain kyunke hamara milta hua hai naam

Bhaskar:
Anuradha dekho aise chillanaa rules regulation mein nahin
Unsticky kar doonga update topic agar tum baithti nahin

Shaan:
Ab aa raha hai hamara hyderabaad ka gabruu jawaan
Sab log taali bajao yeh sur ke hain bahut hi mahaan

Sabhi Hemu ke supporters khare hokar zor ka taali bajaya
SDK chillayaa Hemu bhaiya, mein ne apka fan club banaya

(Issi beech Shady ho gaya hamare beech se ghayab
chupchaap se Ishita ke paas jaakar bolta:)
Shady(Impress karne):
Ishita main Fan clubs banane mein hoon bahut expert
Bolo to tumhara bhi bana doon 2 second mein jhat pat

Gajjii(Ishita se bolte Shady ke baare mein):
Ishshu tumne yeh kise stage pe bulaya
Ishita:
Gajji yeh mera bhai hai aapko nahin bataya

Tanisha:
Mujhe samajh nahin aa raha yeh sab ho raha kaya
Abhi tak in logon ne mere Sharib ko kyun nahin bulaya

(Hemu ne apna gana khatam kiaa ab judge ka hai kaam)
Abhijeet:
Wah Wah tumne to aaj SP Balasubraminyam se bhi acha gaayaa
Yeh to hindi show hai phir tumne Telugu mein kyun sunaya
(Abhijeet ko hindi aor telugu mein difference samajh hi nahin ayaa)

Alka:
Abhijeet, isne thora zaydaa shudh hindi mein gaya
islie tumhe kucch samajh mein nahin ayaa

Jaadoogar:
Yeh to ho raha hai hum sabhi logon ka apmaan
Hum wood pe baithe hain aor Mod gadde pe viraajmaan

Aaadesh(uth jata hai):
Gajji kahan se aapne Abhijeet jaisa judge laya
Isse accha job to Kumar Sanu ne bhi nibhaya

Deep(adi se😉):
Lagta hai kumbhkaran apni neend se ab jaagaa
Adi(deep se):
Zara mujhe dena to, jo tumhare paas hai dhaaga
Deep(😕adi se):
Arrey iss dhaage ki tumhe kyun pari hai zaroorat
Adi(deep se):
AS ko chup karane ki iske seva koi nahin soorat

(Issi beech Aadesh ne apne watch ki taraf phir se dekha
Ishara kiaa Himani-Vinit ko ke paar kar jao Laxman rekha
Himani Uthh kar chali aor green room se aate hue
Chehre pe thora ghussa aor ranjish dikhate hue)

Himani(Mike pakar kar boli)
Hamein nahin chahiye aise judges ka judgement
In dono mein se kisi ke ache nahin hai temprament
Islie main karti hoon SRGMP ka bahishkaar
Chalo Vinit-Hema yahan ab thaharna hai bekaar

HR(Khare hokar)
Main to ab ho gayaa hoon bahut tang
Ab nahin dekha jata judges ke aise rang

Kabhi:

HR Bhaiya aapko jo dil kare bol jaao

Hum aapke wakeel hai phir aakar mujhe batao

ID(Maoqa ka faida uthaate hue)
Gajji Aaaj aapko yahan pe faislaa to sunana hoga
Sab chale gayen islie Debu ko winner banana hoga

Smriti, SS, Angie, Gudiya, Sejal and Noopur(mujhse kahti hain)
Bhaiya ye sab kaya ho raha hai, yeh log nahin hain acche
Aisa lag raha ke yeh log hain hamse bhi chhote bachche

Seema:
Aadi mujhe tum yeh kahan kahan le aate
Iss accha mujhe kisi cafe mein le jaaate

Kavita and Leoni:
Chaliye Manju di ab sara maza ho gaya ekdam kirkira
Mujhe yaqeen nahin hota SRGP ka astar itna kaise gira

Barnalidi and Priya:
Mujhe afsos hai ke humne tum sabko yahan laya
Aor tumhe aise folop show ka shooting dikhaya
Isse acchaa to apna India-forum ka hai parivaar
Larte hain jhagarte hain lekin hum sab hain samajhdaar

Gajiji(khush hote hue Anand ji se):
Dekhna yeh sab main TV pe dikhaoonga
Unreal ko main reality show banaoonga
Jaise bhi ho main iska TRP badhaoonga
Dekhna yeh sab main TV pe dikhaoonga

(Ab Gajji Editing room mein)
Unhone CD ko set mein lagaya
PLAY ka button dabaya😊
Zor se cameraman ko bulaya😡
Yeh kaya tumlogon blank CD banaya

Cameramen:
Sir aapne to sirf cut cut hi bola
kabhi bhi start ke lie aapne munh nahinkhola

Gajji:😭😭😭
Agar main tum logon jaise le aaoon aor do chaar
mera to mera Zee tv ka bhi ho jayaga bantadhaar

Superb, excellent mind blowing, beautiful.... out of the world episode.....👏

Abhi, what does out of the world episode mean 😆 😆

Waise, jadoo bhaiyah,

why did Bhaskar bro shout only at me 😆
and not at anyone else? 😉