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Shady wakai mein original questions pooche tumne, aur ek mein hee kai questions samaye hue hain to tumne to woh kaam kar diya, 'Sau sunar ki ek lohar ki'.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Anolda, time for some brain-twisters.

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What does an orange a day do?

2. The early bird catches the worm. What does the late bird catch (and if nothing, how does it survive)?

3. A fool and his money are soon parted. How do they come together in the first place?

4. Honesty is the best policy. How much does it cost, how long is it valid for, and is there a deductible?

5. Charity begins at home. Where does it end?

6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Where do you put the remaining eggs?

7. Look before you leap. What should a blind person do?

8. History repeats itself. Why would it be called history then, if it occurs in the present?

9. Empty vessels make the most noise. What make the least noise?

10. A friend in need is a friend indeed. What if you're never in need. How do you know who your friends are?

11. An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Who works in a busy mind?

12. As you sow, so shall you reap. What if you never sow, would you ever reap?

13. God helps those who help themselves. What about those who help others?

14. Don't cry over spilt milk. What if the milk is scalding hot, and spills right onto your uncovered chest. Are you allowed to cry then?

15. Rome was not built in a day. How many days was it built in?

16. Speech is silver, silence is golden. What is platinum?

17. Strike while the iron is hot. What do you do if the iron goes cold?

18. Two heads are better than one. How many heads are the best?

19. When in Rome, do as Romans do. What about when in Taliban country?

20. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. What about presence?

Abhi tumne bataya nahin, tumne ab yeh kyon socha ki mein india mein hoon???

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Brilliant poems Anol 👏 Lot better than the OruGNals 😊

Do you want to try the songs again? - only 1 has been correct so far 😛 - The movie in 3 is correct, the song is not... Hint to 1 and 4 are that they are Bengali movies... 5 you have got the guy correct... 😃 ... Let me know if you want to try again, or else I will give you the answers.. 😳

After total 7 hours of sleep in last 4 days - I am completely brain dead! 🤢 Please spell out the answers.

yeh to badi kashmakash hai anol da, ek taraf hum chahte hein aap aram se so lein aur theek rahen par dosri taraf hum sabko apne jawab hee chahiyen.

Aur jaya, jab tak use pane jawab sahi nahin milenge woh to chup nahin rehne wali, hai na jaya?

Originally posted by: soulsoup

After total 7 hours of sleep in last 4 days - I am completely brain dead! 🤢 Please spell out the answers.

Originally posted by: manjujain

Abhi I am in USA, but why you think now that I am in India???

u sleep for a very short time 😕 i thought u r taking afternoon nap...😕

Abhi believe it or not, this is a longest sleep I had in a very long time. In general I do sleep around 4 hrs in a night and afternoon nap ka to khayal hee bus acha hai.

Originally posted by: kabhi_21

u sleep for a very short time 😕 i thought u r taking afternoon nap...😕

I need atleast 8 hrs sleep to look fresh 😃

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Anolda, time for some brain-twisters.

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What does an orange a day do?

Keeps pinching-questions-generators our of 'range' – I will start taking one tomorrow onwards!

2. The early bird catches the worm. What does the late bird catch (and if nothing, how does it survive)?

Late bird get half of that worm as royalty fee – for inventing bird-alarm-clock, which helps the early bird to wake up early in the morning. 😃

3. A fool and his money are soon parted. How do they come together in the first place?

By inheritance or world cup betting! Or luckily getting the parted money from another fool!

4. Honesty is the best policy. How much does it cost, how long is it valid for, and is there a deductible?

It takes 2 dollar to buy the motivational poster which states this phrase – another 5 dollar to frame it. So total 7 dollars!

5. Charity begins at home. Where does it end?

Church confession box!

6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Where do you put the remaining eggs?

Scramble or make an egg Benedict

7. Look before you leap. What should a blind person do?

I can't comment anything here shady – I have a soft spot – sorry!

8. History repeats itself. Why would it be called history then, if it occurs in the present?

Just to avoid your question I support Karl Marx – History never repeats itself!
In case you are too persistent – to keep the matter simple - I'll change the terminology 'present' to history and 'history' to 'prehistoric'. It's your duty then to think something about 'prehistoric'

9. Empty vessels make the most noise. What make the least noise?

The half full one – that can't decide it's half full or half empty – out of confusion never makes a peep!

10. A friend in need is a friend indeed. What if you're never in need. How do you know who your friends are?

Don't ask me - my friends are always in need!

11. An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Who works in a busy mind?

In the era of multitasking, many – from Einstein to Mallika Sherawat via Bill Gates 😳

12. As you sow, so shall you reap. What if you never sow, would you ever reap?

Depends on the share market and my liquidity options. 🤓

13. God helps those who help themselves. What about those who help others?

God leaves them alone – it's too much for one to handle anyway!

14. Don't cry over spilt milk. What if the milk is scalding hot, and spills right onto your uncovered chest. Are you allowed to cry then?

Yes – if you can't bent your head and lick the split milk from your chest – you are allowed to cry! 😳

15. Rome was not built in a day. How many days was it built in?

VIIOJGDSGHKLMBGHNJKQPNJKSOUBBFVBIIVX number of days – it's accurate! 😊

16. Speech is silver, silence is golden. What is platinum?

Sleep, I think – both of us need some now! 🤢

17. Strike while the iron is hot. What do you do if the iron goes cold?

Strike you on your head! 😡

18. Two heads are better than one. How many heads are the best?

I need to call for a meeting to decide that! Need teamwork. 🤔

19. When in Rome, do as Romans do. What about when in Taliban country?

Do you want me to Tale Ban this thread? 😡😡

20. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. What about presence?

Increase of blood pressure in case of Mallika Sherawat!! Even Himmy Bhaiya too – that's for some other reason 😉

Manjuji - it's seems like we are from same Gharana. 😊
But last few days are really tough on even me!

Originally posted by: manjujain

Abhi believe it or not, this is a longest sleep I had in a very long time. In general I do sleep around 4 hrs in a night and afternoon nap ka to khayal hee bus acha hai.

Very well answers Anol bhai 👏 👏 👏