Member of The Week: Jaya! - Page 21

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Bull's eye😛.. kitne stupid sawaal the ..hain na??😆

I knew you would be mad at the answers . Here's another attempt on them 😕

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1.What does food start out as ?

Baby food😛

2.Why do fisherman like to fish where there are tons of mosquitoes?

Because they get lots of bites

3.Why should one never eat in a dusty house?

Because you'll bite the dust 😊

4.Why does a customer step on his check?

He wanted to foot the bill😃

5.What is the difference between a wiener and some one who grabs all the spots?

One's a hot dog and the other is a dot hog

6. Which fruit is the saddest?

The blueberry😭

7.What's the difference between a samosa and the sound made by a duck with a cold ?

One is a quick snack while the other is a sick quack !!😉

8.Why is the frozen murga throw himself at the frozen murgi?

To break the ice..😳

9.Why do comedians love to have eggs in their audiences?

Its easy to make them "crack" up..😛

10.How did the water feel after it washed the dishes?

Drained 😕

11. Why didn't the ketchup tell the mustard hoe he felt about her?

Because his feelings were all bottled up

12.How did the ice cream react to leaving the freezer?

It had a total melt down..😳

13.How did the napkin do in the poker game?

It folded..😃

14. What do you get when you cross a bird with chilli?

A wood pepper 😛

15. How did the milkshake feel about his time in the blender?

He had mixed feelings about it. 😳

16. When does food make you itch?

When you make it from'scratch'

17. Why did the piece of corn try to join the army?

Because he was already a kernel.. 😊

18.Where do vegetables go to kiss?

In to the "mush room" 😳

19. What do ducks eat for lunch?

Quackaroni and cheese 😛

20. If a corn could talk,what kind of voice would it have??

Husky 😕

Originally posted by: adi_0112

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Bull's eye😛.. kitne stupid sawaal the ..hain na??😆

Haan haan - aap jaise smart logo ke liye stupid rahe honge, jinki jaan nikalti hai, uska aapko kya pataa

BTW - Brilliant questions 👏

Jaya,

I think you are doing a fabul;ous job and if you go through the bouncers aimed at you thus far.. you'll see that people know your calibre and accordingly challenge you.

I must say a fantastic job👏👏👏 If I was in your shoes ..mein kab ka patli gali se bhaag gaya hota..😉😆

The server is awfully slow today.. And may be thats a good thing for me 😛

Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

I was just kidding yaar😆😆

By the way, where is Shady,Deep and jadoo?

Un logo ka bouncers kab aane wale hain? Daisy ji aapke saare sawal khatam??😕

Originally posted by: madhavi_r108

jaya di, CONGRATULATIONS !!!

I came to forum after so many days and saw ur post !

We have something in common..one major being that as you mourn turning 30 from 29, i cry to think of turning 20 from 19 !!

Enjoy ur week !!

Thanks Madhavi for your lovely wishes😊 I seriously need them to survive this week

BTW - great to know such a matured girl with brilliant posts at such a young age 👏👏👏

Jaya,

A question for you...😆😆😆

In Zee's thread I have got maximum nominations as the "control freak"..please tell me why???😕😆😆

Maine khud ko nominate kiya tha.. to avoid upset any body's feelings..😆

khud ka life out of control hain..to fir control freak title kyu??😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

By the way, where is Shady,Deep and jadoo?

Un logo ka bouncers kab aane wale hain? Daisy ji aapke saare sawal khatam??😕

Vaise Daisy,

tumhare liye khush khabari..subah almost ho chuki hain..😆😆

I went to sleep at 5.15 AM this morning !!

Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

Daisy ji kabse bulane lage 😆

jayadi ko thoda rest lene do.....i will ask tomorrw...dimaag hi nahi chal raha hai aur google se pucchhne se fayda nahi😉