EMAET Caption Competition DOUBLE BONANZA! - Page 6

The first Picture: Wat it says??
Gajji(thinking): chalo ab ek aur jodi chali gayi.. aur bas kuch hi hafte bache hain.. uske baad main C2006 shuru kardunga.. 😃 Veto bhi use ho gaya.. kisi bhi tarah us doosre veto ko rok denge toh bas, is EMET se jaan chootegi..

Irfan(a mind reader): Gajji, yeh kya aap toh hamare jaane se khush hain..

Gajji: yeh tumhe kisne bataya

Irfan: aapke mind ne.. aur aap rone ka natak kar rahe hain hamare saamne 😡

Sinchan: Irfan tum mind reader ho??

Irfan: aur nahin toh kya.. tum kya sochi?? hamein veto aise hi mil gaya.. tumhare mulethi - vulethi koi kaam nahin aayi.. its all because my mind reading aur maine Gruvee guru's ke mind padliye aur unhe pata liya..

Gajji: hayila.. yeh kya?? Irfan yeh baat raaz hi rehne do.. tum chaho, i can give u offer.. main kisi HR ke film mein tum logon ko gawadunga

Irfan and Sinchan: sir, nahin sir.. hum naak se nahin ga sakte hain...

Gajji: acha.. theek hain koi baat nahin.. main HR se baat karlunga...
(in his mind): ab inse jaan choote, aur kya chahiye...

Irfan: sir, 😡

Gajji: main toh yahaan kuch soch bhi nahin sakta hoon 😭😭😭

Vinit: sir, khaana kaisa lagaa aapko??

Himesh: tumhare gaane se accha nahin..

Vinit: Sir, yeh kya maine aapke liye khas banaya hain...

Himesh: dekho vinit, khaana sehat ke liye bahut zaroori hain.. lekin mere naak ko bhi bahut suite karna chahiye.. agar yeh sab oil khaane se mere naak ko kuch ho gaya toh 😕😕😕

Vinit: sir, maine khas recipie mangwayi hain.. yeh aapke naak ke liye bahut acha hain sir.. isse aap naak se aur acha gaa sakte hain...

Himesh: acha, yeh baat tumne mujhe pehle kyun nahin batayi...
warna main tumhe is ke liye bhi, 20 20 20 confirmed 20 deta...

Vinit: thank u sir...

Himesh: dekho kal se aur thoda namak jyaada dalna... main tumhe ek aur gaane ki recording deta hoon is khaane ke liye...

Vinit: Sir, ur the best!!! 👏

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

SI: Sir main bahar ho gaya EMAET se.

Gadhji: Ghabrao nahin main next week ek new show shru kar raha hoon, "Ek main aor 2 tum". Usmein tum dono ke saath Vishwanath ko rakhoonga.

SI: Vishwanathhhhhh.........😕😡

👏

Sinchan: Sir main roo rahi hoon aur aap smile kar rahen hain?? is safed kapde mein to aap bilkul black & white TV ki tarah dikh rahein hain...

Gajji: Dekho bete,gussa mat karo.. VETO aur VOTE mein zyada farak nahin hain.Kebal 'E' aur 'O' ka hera pheri ho gaya aur tumlog andhar se bahaar ho gaye...

Irfaan: Toh fir aap Paresh Rawal ji ko is episode mein kyun nahin bulaaye??Woh to aaj kal phir hera pheri karne lage hain..

Originally posted by: deepboy

Sinchan: Sir main roo rahi hoon aur aap smile kar rahen hain?? is safed kapde mein to aap bilkul black & white TV ki tarah dikh rahein hain...

Gajji: Dekho bete,gussa mat karo.. VETO aur VOTE mein zyada farak nahin hain.Kebal 'E' aur 'O' ka hera pheri ho gaya aur tumlog andhar se bahaar ho gaye...

Irfaan: Toh fir aap Paresh Rawal ji ko is episode mein kyun nahin bulaaye??Woh to aaj kal phir hera pheri karne lage hain..

😆good murga ji

HR: Bahut Ilzaam Lage hain mujhpar, next year sabko door kar doonga. 😆

Originally posted by: ans24us1

The first Picture: Wat it says??
Gajji(thinking): chalo ab ek aur jodi chali gayi.. aur bas kuch hi hafte bache hain.. uske baad main C2006 shuru kardunga.. 😃 Veto bhi use ho gaya.. kisi bhi tarah us doosre veto ko rok denge toh bas, is EMET se jaan chootegi..

Irfan(a mind reader): Gajji, yeh kya aap toh hamare jaane se khush hain..

Gajji: yeh tumhe kisne bataya

Irfan: aapke mind ne.. aur aap rone ka natak kar rahe hain hamare saamne 😡

Sinchan: Irfan tum mind reader ho??

Irfan: aur nahin toh kya.. tum kya sochi?? hamein veto aise hi mil gaya.. tumhare mulethi - vulethi koi kaam nahin aayi.. its all because my mind reading aur maine Gruvee guru's ke mind padliye aur unhe pata liya..

Gajji: hayila.. yeh kya?? Irfan yeh baat raaz hi rehne do.. tum chaho, i can give u offer.. main kisi HR ke film mein tum logon ko gawadunga

Irfan and Sinchan: sir, nahin sir.. hum naak se nahin ga sakte hain...

Gajji: acha.. theek hain koi baat nahin.. main HR se baat karlunga...
(in his mind): ab inse jaan choote, aur kya chahiye...

Irfan: sir, 😡

Gajji: main toh yahaan kuch soch bhi nahin sakta hoon 😭😭😭

😆 Good one 👏

Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

Another attempt:

Himesh to a guest: Aa Aa andar aajayiyein ….kha kha khaana khaayiye🤗

Guest: Yeh mere samajh ke bahar hai ki aap itna jyada khaate kaise khaalete hai. 😲😲

Himesh: Samjho na kuch to samjho na…😆

HR to his servant(Ramu): Laagi laagi laagi bhook bahot laagi😆….Ramuuuuuuuu…aur roti laaawo

HR' servant(thinking): Ab aur kitna laawoon tabse 20, 20, 20, 20 20,20 ….khaate jaa raha hai😡

HR: subah subah subah…raat raat raat …24/7 I think of food😛😛😛

😆 Good one 👏

Can i also take part in this competition?
Means Is It open for everyone?

Originally posted by: cutegirl10

HR:food is amazing,mindblowing,fantastic.

HOST(confused 🤢 ):sir to aap please humare liye ek original gaana gaayenge please

HR:jo bhi gaana main gaata hun
un gaano mein....
naak hai mera,mera
naak hai mera,mera
naak hai mera,mera........huzoorrrrrrrrr

host( 😕 ):sir maine original kaha tha

HR( 😡 ):yeh gaana original hi hai.see i have a bank of 1000 tunes.yeh gaana mere kisi bhi album song se inspired nahi hai ok.aap sab humesha mujhpar ilzaam lagate ho koi nusrat fateh ali khan ko kyun nahi bolta 😡 😡 😡

HOST:but sir.....

HR:see it is a catch 22 situation.ruko main vinit ko bulata hun woh tumhe mere logics explain kar dega

HR:VINIT,VINIT,VINIT.......

😆

himesh bhaiya ka mzak koyun uda rahe hoo 😭 😭 😭