Bhimesh's alternate professions - Page 7

WELL Being a Fan still will say good sence of Humour deepboy 😉

Originally posted by: s.priya

Guys, in the name of humour, much has been written.

Whether you like him or not, let us all remember that he has a huge fan following, who would obviously not like it if their idol or guruji is made fun of in this manner.

Request you guys to please excercise some discretion here.

Thanks for your cooperation.

India-Forums.com Development Team

i fully support that he has a lot of fun-following....

kya hum is Bhimesh ko

NASA Research Center mein kuch kaam dila saktey hain??????
Itna Nasal hai...'L' ko kisi bhi tarah se hatake khud hi NASA ban sakta hain....

Originally posted by: deepboy

This article is based on the life of a man named Bhimesh Rockishmiyaan a musical genias* who feels that he rocks the
world by breathing Sufiana with his nasal suction ability.He is also one of the coolest bearded topiwalla who believes that
unwashed jeans has taken over faded and rockwashed jeans and music is meant for the 23 year old party hoppers...

Bhimesh ji we all know is a man of lot of substance...and there is no dearth of talent in him...
Based on my observation till date from sources like his private al bombs, political shrewdness during the
Pa ma Ga re Sa2005, apt comments during the On-stage dual Chemistry Contest and discussions here in the forum...i am making a humble attempt
to delve into his alternate professions...

1. Army Commander-in-chief: This is a cake walk for him as during this age of supersonic missiles
noone will ever anticipate that a one-man-army can emerge victorious by just one weapon in its
artillery-rocks of different shapes and size..Till date his rocking music has taken a mocking toll
on many, resulting in a shocking collection of innumerable pebbles, rocks and boulders and is now
in a locking state.So Mr Bushy might soon invite him as a secret agent in his war against terrorism where
he will relive our memory of the neanderthal men and their use of weapons...(that might be one of the
reasons why he has left his shaving kit at Jhumritalaiyaa....)

2. Anaesthesist at a charitable hospital: In this age where medical insurance rates have gone sky
high this job of his may help people get quality treatment at a guaranteed low price.The way he has
banned the use of detergent, his jeans might be treated as a new global anaesthesia where all the patients
will be assembled in one small room before taking to the OT.All he will need to do is hang his jeans and the patients
will be given the opportunity to smell it for a fraction of a second..(longer duration of inhaling might result
into fatal injuries..)So this will facilitate the doctors during their operation process and people will be
able to save the cost of an anaesthesist.

3. Rashtriya Janta Dal (RJD) president: This post is currently held by Sri Laloo prasad Yadav and seeing
Bhimesh ji's capability of topi pehnanaa..(he made Vinti,his dad,Garib,Hary ji,Joy'eta's assamese friends/
relatives,Shaantanu etc etc...) he can be a serious contender for this post.Finally i still could not get over that
shock where the the famous movie ..'Ek Chotu ki Love Story' was taken to the climax where the heroine's name
was to be divulged at the last moment but was successfully bypassed on the D-day..That's again the sign of a
great politician.So this profession also has a great chance of glamourising itelf by associating with our
legendary Bhimesh ji...Last but not the least how can we forget his ability to catch 22 situations at time- a
hallmark of a great politician.

4. CEO of HP: Apart from being the world's one of the leading manufacturers of computer parts, HP is also famous
for its Laser jet printers..which replicates everything at a superfast pace.Considering that a machine
which is expected to perform faster than humans our Bhimesh ji's saga of producing identical music at the
pace of light will definitely help him earn him the post of the CEO of that company.If anyone has any doubt
on this i would humbly request you all to listen to the following songs:
Aashique Banaya Maine
Zara dhoom dhoom..zara dhoom dhoom..
aap ki hashish..
ooooo khujoooooooooor
Dholak Dikhla jaa
Dil fasi dil fasi.......etc etc...

5. IF Laughter Therapy Guru: This is the most chilling alternate profession Bhimesh ji can have as for this
he doesn't have do anything extraa...all he needs is to do is what he is a master of-breathe songs (i call
it song because it has beats and high-end technical modulations associated with it) and we
will practise what we do the best, get more creative and start rolling on the floor.I sympathise with those
who suffer from constipation and ashthmatic suffocation by hearing them..but thankfully thats my inspiration
for being creative and make others laugh and hopefully i will find the new Durbaash Chamaar Jha(r) in me...

disclaimer: all the characters in this article are purely fictitious.Any resemblance with any Musical Jhokaa(r)
is purely coincidental and the author is not liable for this.

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How did i miss this thread. U r mindblowing Deep.

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And only 20 for you.

Originally posted by: X-rebel

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How did i miss this thread. U r mindblowing Deep.

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And only 20 for you.

yeh 20 kis liye bhai.....yahan toh sixer ki baat chal rahi hai....aur isi baat pe maine is mahaan Bhimesh ko ek nayaa naam bhi de diyaa...

Great Chappal

Originally posted by: deepboy

yeh 20 kis liye bhai.....yahan toh sixer ki baat chal rahi hai....aur isi baat pe maine is mahaan Bhimesh ko ek nayaa naam bhi de diyaa...

Great Chappal

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Is chappal ko kabhi na pehanna.

Originally posted by: deepboy

What is the difference between Bappi da and Mr. P C Chandra?????

Ek ke paas sone ki dukaan hai aur doosra khud sone ki dukaan hai...aur aajkal ek gaane ke saath ek gold chain free ka scheme bhi de raha hai...

😆 Deep 😆 Kitna hasaoge yaaar 😆😆😆 mere pet main dard ho raha hai has has ke 😆

Originally posted by: X-rebel

😆 Deep 😆 Kitna hasaoge yaaar 😆😆😆 mere pet main dard ho raha hai has has ke 😆

ise main MD's alternate profession bana deta hoon.....toh fir hamara discussion can be diversified...

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Originally posted by: deepboy

What is the difference between Bappi da and Mr. P C Chandra?????

Ek ke paas sone ki dukaan hai aur doosra khud sone ki dukaan hai...aur aajkal ek gaane ke saath ek gold chain free ka scheme bhi de raha hai...

😆 hilareous

Deep tumne pukara aur hum chale aaye doosra thread chod ke bhi aaye😉

Yaar yeh batao ek chain galat nahi kiya 2 deni chahiye thi ab donno ladenge😆