Member Of The Week - shadyhtown - Page 28

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Amogh (I still don't know what the name means) has been a member of IF SRGMP since the final days of C2005. He is lucky enough to be aquainted with Nihira and Debojit. Back in February, he was one of the most vocal supporters of Debo and an active basher of Vinit. However, as time has passed, the two door ki naiyya have met and Amogh is now a beloved bhaiya to the Vinit-loving sisters.

Nowadays, Amogh is into EMAET, and is an avid supporter of PH, and also likes UA. His forum life has recently undergone an upheaval with him going through a voluntary name change to X-rebel. People still recognize him as Amogh though, and his is as popular as ever. Right now, Amogh has also crossed another hurdle in IF and turned into IF-Dazzler. We wish him all the best in future endeavors at IF.

At the end of the day, I still don't know what Amogh means.

Amogh is a name of Lord Ganesha. Its a sanskrit word meaning 'The Undefeatable'.

Originally posted by: ad_0112

jaya ..fir se Kishor da !!😡

maine kya kiya? 😕

deep ne unko topi pehna diya 😡😡😡

Originally posted by: daiz

How come when you're seeing someone, all you do is complain about the person you're seeing but when you're single, you spend all your energy trying to hook up with someone?

I will answer this with a phrase that I heard years ago and it still stays with me:

Se* is like air, you don't worry about it unless you're not getting any. 😳

Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

Shady:
Agar tumhare saamne tumhari mahbooba jiske saath tumne 10-15 saal se sapne dekh rahe the aor eka ek uski shaadi kisi aor se ho rahi to tum kaya karoge?

To main uski shaadi kisi aur se ho jaane doonga. Kyunki agar main 15 saal se uske baare mein sapne dekh raha hoon to ab voh mid-30s mein hogi. 😕

Originally posted by: simplyskud

Shady ... first of all, congrats for being the MOTW !!!

Some simple ones for ya to answer :

## If you rent a lottery ticket and you win the jackpot, what happens to the money ?

## Why do people always end up saying "the sky is falling" ?

## There goes the saying that "the sun never sets on the British empire" .... However, We all know the sun rises every morning ... What's your opinion - is the sky too crowded with too many suns (especially in England)?

## If one wears the heart on the sleeve, where does he wear the kidneys ?

## In a garage sale, why cannot you buy the garage itself ?

## Do you think droughts occur because God forgets paying his water bill from time to time ?

## You're late for your deadline (let's say project submission). You xerox your watch ... does the help ? Explain why (or why not).

## Some people appear bright until they open their mouth. Which expression am I referring to ?

As of now, this should suffice.

😉

Phew - bouncers ho to aise 😛

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Phew - bouncers ho to aise 😛

Woh sab to theek hai ... par lagta hai jaldi hi forum quit karna padega !!! I just had a nightmare .... I dreamt I was the MOTW .... (I hope you can guess my predicament) !!!

😕 😕 😕

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Phew - bouncers ho to aise 😛

😆

So easy questions.

Originally posted by: simplyskud

Shady ... first of all, congrats for being the MOTW !!!

Some simple ones for ya to answer :

## If you rent a lottery ticket and you win the jackpot, what happens to the money ?

Half of it gets confiscated by the Income tax dept, and the other half gets confiscated by mother, wife, girlfriend - whoever can get their hands on it first.

## Why do people always end up saying "the sky is falling" ?

Sky is defined as the atmosphere above you, and like you know, the atmosphere consists of air and gases, which constantly rise and fall.

## There goes the saying that "the sun never sets on the British empire" .... However, We all know the sun rises every morning ... What's your opinion - is the sky too crowded with too many suns (especially in England)?

The days in Britain are long, and in summer the sun sometimes sets as late as 9. By then, all these 'academics' who make these comments have had too much to drink and already gone to sleep - so they never see it setting.

## If one wears the heart on the sleeve, where does he wear the kidneys ?

In his wallet. In case of an extremely desperate financial crunch, he can sell one off for a lot of money.

## In a garage sale, why cannot you buy the garage itself ?

Because it's hard to carry it back to your home. Unfortunately, most people who frequent garage sales don't think of bringing a crane along.

## Do you think droughts occur because God forgets paying his water bill from time to time ?

Droughts occur when rich farmers ignore or forget to pay their dues in the name of God - He sends a few warning letters and then finally cuts off the water supply.

## You're late for your deadline (let's say project submission). You xerox your watch ... does the help ? Explain why (or why not).

No, because then the excuse that "the photocopier wasn't working" goes out of the window.

## Some people appear bright until they open their mouth. Which expression am I referring to ?

They still have the same brightness, but fade in front of their newly exposed teeth, which appear much brighter.

As of now, this should suffice.

😉

Originally posted by: daiz

Shady I've added some more question. Answer that too.