EMAET Caption Competition NEW - Page 2

Hrishikesh: aapkaa tune mein kya lift hai!!!!
Prajakta: aapka galaa kitna maalaamaal hai....

(now read Bappi da's hindi with patience..)

Bappi da: actually mera janma hone ka pahle mera babuji ka shapna tha ki unka ek dishco beta ho...aur mera mata ji shopno dekha korte the ki unka ek beti ho ..saraswati maa ki tarah jishke liye woh shaari gohona joma korke rakkhi thi..

Deepboy: aur bhagwaan ne dono ki sun li...👏

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Prajakta & Hrishikesh: Par Bappi da yeh kaalaa chashma!!!!!😕

Bappi da: ish ka jobaaab main ek kavita mein doongaa...

Kishi ka chasma kishi ki topi
par disco gaane me always number 1
aap shabka yeh pyaaraa --- Baaapi...

hi shady
amazing pic again
here goes mine:

ph:kya humare gaane mein kuch problem hain??hum hamesha danger zone mein kyun aate hain 😭

bappi:tum gaate bahut acha ho par unfortunately yahi sabse badi problem hai!emaet mein sirf ache gaane waalo ki koi jagah nahi hai 🤢 tumhe apni performance mein chamak laani padegi.samajh rahe ho na??

ph:sir to humein kya karna chahiye???

bappi:to tumhe kya lagta hai main gold mine banke kyun chalta hun.main pura ka pura sone ki khaan hun.isliye to main itna chamakta hun.tum bhi riyaaz aur gaana chodke 2-3 kilo sona kharidlo.tabhi tumhara kuch ho sakta hain aur tumhari performance mein TV ki tarah chamak aayegi, warna be ready to go out next week 😭

AFTER ALL YEH EK MAIN AUR EK TU HAIN BHAIYYA 😆 😆

Originally posted by: ad_0112

Hrishi to Bappida : Sir, Saregamapa EMAET me hum gaana to sur se gaa rahe hain..lekin humara EMAET magic kuch asar nahi dikha raha hain...Prajakta meri taraf pyar se bilkul nahi dekhti...mere gale ki taraf dekhti hain!! 😭

Prajakta : Sir ..,mein pyar se jab dekhti hoon to mujhe Hrishi ka gusse bhara aankhen dikhti hain aur mein hichkicha jaati hoon...

H& P : Sir aap to disco world ka badsha hain..aap humein bataae hum kya kare..EMAET score kaise badhai..

Bappi da : baas itni si baat hain??tum log ek kaam karo..Hrishi tum ek mere tarha kaala choshma pehenlo aur ...
gowle me dher saare sone ka chain poro..prajakta tumhare gusse wale aankhen dekh nahi paygi..aur shone ke itne saari chain dekhke prajakta ke aankhon mein pyar aise hi ubhar ayegi..EMAET magic 100% 👍🏼 ..!!

Brilliant Adi 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: deepboy

Hrishikesh: aapkaa tune mein kya lift hai!!!!
Prajakta: aapka galaa kitna maalaamaal hai....

(now read Bappi da's hindi with patience..)

Bappi da: actually mera janma hone ka pahle mera babuji ka shapna tha ki unka ek dishco beta ho...aur mera mata ji shopno dekha korte the ki unka ek beti ho ..saraswati maa ki tarah jishke liye woh shaari gohona joma korke rakkhi thi..

Deepboy: aur bhagwaan ne dono ki sun li...👏

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Prajakta & Hrishikesh: Par Bappi da yeh kaalaa chashma!!!!!😕

Bappi da: ish ka jobaaab main ek kavita mein doongaa...

Kishi ka chasma kishi ki topi
par disco gaane me always number 1
aap shabka yeh pyaaraa --- Baaapi...

Deep - looks like you have done a lot of research even on Bappi'da s birth 😆😆

Thanku Jaya 😳 ..i liked yours too 😆

Shady, this time i understood the competition.. here my caption goes..

Prajakta to Bappida:bappida, aapne na insafi ki hain.. aapko gold chain TV ko nahin dena chahiye tha..

Bappida:TV ko? main apna chain apne pass hi rakhta hoon.. pata hain yeh saare chains mere pitaji ne isiliye diye hain, taki main kahin bhaag na jaun riaz karte samay

Hrishikesh:Sir, aap kaise bhag sakte hain?? 😆 😆 😆 aur sir TV sir, Twinkle-Viswas..

Bappida:he doesn understand anything by prajakta comments and says.. ocha-ocha woh!! woh toh 5 rupaiye ki chain thi.. ek gaana record karte samay, mere director ke pass paise nahin teh, isiliye unhone mujhe chain di.. maine jab ise dekha toh somjha ki yeh nakli chain hain... phir director ne use wapas lene se mana kardiya aur mujhe paise bhi nahin diye 😭 😭

Prajakta and Hrishikesh are shocked and laugh at each other... 😆 😆 😆 and Hrishikesh murmers chalo yaar, isse kya tips lenge jo khud nakli chain sabko deta hain... topi pehnayega yeh apun ko bhi..

Hrishikesh/Prajakta: Bappi ji, aapke apne fav gaane kaunse hain?

Bappi da: Mere do superhit gaane hain..jinme maine apni saari sangeet ki taqat laga di thi....

O Ramba Ho Ho Ho, Main Naachoo, Tum Naacho

Aur doosra hai...

Aoouuaa Aoouuaa, mujhko hai tumse pyaar, Aoouuaa Aoouuaa

Duniya bhar ke scientists is baat ko jaanne mein lage huye hain ki yeh dono nayab nagme kis raag pe aadharit hain. Aur abhi koi nahin jaan paaya hai.

Aur main yeh daave ke saath kehta hoon ki yeh dono gaane abhi agar TV pe aaye to channel change nahin hota hai, jab tak ki yeh gaane khatam naa ho jaaye. Aur kisine ne aisa kiya to main apne haath kaat loonga.

😆

H=Hrishikesh....P=Prajakta....PL=Pappi Lehri

H- Sir, kya aapke paas koi tharkeeb hai kya ke hum agli baar hame 14 stars mile

PL- Bacho...dekho tum log, vo Leslie kehta hai na, sara stage cover karo...jaise meri tara 😆 , aur jee bhar ke dance kar na...

P- Sir, magar vo tho EMET magic ke liye tha..ab singing me hum 7 stars kaise laya

PL- tum na...ujjaini aur aishwariya ka gana record karlo...aur phir jab performance karna ho...thab vo play karde na...7 stars mil jayenge.....



hope everybody liked it 😊

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Back again with yet another one. Here, I've also included a stalwart from the music industry who has been the butt of millions of jokes over the past 2 decades. So let's see what you do with this.

What was actually being said here? Let your creative juices flowing!

Bappidada- Aaoo, bacha log mei tum ko mera noya gana sunata hu…… Mera shake (Check) shake kurta bhi beep mera gole ka sona bhi beep mera gana phir bhi HITTTTT kiu ki mera kalo kalo chosma mera aakho mei hei FITTTTT…yaad rokhana mera naam hai Disco King…. remakes gano mei hei mera link……Thank u …dorsoko......

Prajakta: Bappiji, Pichale kuch hafto se Mere pati accha ga rahe hain lekin main utna accha nahi ga pa rahi... main kaise riyazzz karu kuch bataiye. 😕 😕 😕

Bappi da: Acchha hua aap yaha aye.... yaha pe dekhiye... ye bister... jab aap riyaaz karte ho to mulayam asan pe baithe to aap comfortable ho sakte ho....

Hrishikesh: Accha 😊 😊

Bappida: Aur ek bat... apke charon taraf bhagwan ki murtiya aur tasvire honi chahiye. Isse man shant hota hain... aur riyaazme asani hoti hain.

PH: 😕 😕

Bappida: Phir apne paas main ek radi bhi rakhna jisse aap ko apni galtiyan check karne main asani ho....

Prajakta: thik hain...

Bappida: Gaane ki tarah riyaaz bhi dil se kiya jata hain.... aur dil aur dimaag aswasth na ho isliye meri tarah sone ki chains pahenni chahiye.... tabhi apko golden voice milegi...

Prajakta: Main to sone ka mangalsutra pehanti hu... lekin golden voice to hamesha inki hi rehti hain... 😉 😉

Bappida: 😕 😕 😕

Hrishikesh: 😕 😕 😕 Accha aur EMET magic ka kya kare... Leslie ji mujhe points hi nahi dete....

Bappida: Us leslie ko performance ke bare me kya pata..... Performance apke looks ke upar depend karta hain.... U shd adapt the fashion.... trendy cloths... ek kala chashma aur gold chains... wl make u look superb...

Hrishikesh: lekin interaction ka kya hoga 😕 😕

Bappida: Are ghabrate kyon hu... Prajakta agar acchi dikhegi to male crowd usko dekhega aur unme interaction accha hoga... tum acche dikhoge to female crowd ke sath interaction achha hoga.... aur jab apka crowd ke sath interaction accha ho... to leslie ko apko points dene hi honge..

Hrishikesh: 😕 😕

Prajakta: 😕 😕

PH: Ok sir Now we shall take leave. Thks for ur valuable suggestion for our improvement. 🤢 🤢