Okay folks.. the first caption competition is finally over! There were dozens of responses, some funny, some hilarious, some confusing, even. But they all were true to the spirit of IF, which is to laugh and make the world laugh with you.
Trust me when I say it was tough for the judges panel - Bhaskar, Anol da, and myself - to select the winning caption. After some discussion we decided on the winning caption, but also decided to acknowledge the captions which evoked certain responses in us.
So here I start with the special categories:
Most imaginative award 👏- Dancinballa 23
Ujjaini: "Aishwaryia said my hair isn't shiny enough!" 😭
Sanchali: "Aww cheer up! Atleast your nose gets the job done. Heck I can even see my curls in it!"
'Pun'niest award 🤢- nonny
Ujjaini to Sanchali : boy! u are on a 'roll' today ! while am havin a bad hair day 😭 Sanchali: ye.......am rather on a 'rollar' coaster!!!! 😆 Ujjaini: is it a Japanese one!!! 😕 (from the way Sanchali looks).....Sanchali: bingo! now u know why am tech-savvy!!!! 😉
Most (un)musical award - leoni
"Rote rote haasna sikho…haste haste hairstyle karnaaaaaa"
Health-awareness award - angel1601
ujjaini-aaj maine rajiv ke hath ka banaya khana khaya 😭
sanchali-haan mein to roj khati hoon
ujjaini-acha isliye tumhari baalon ki halat aisi hai 🤢
Totally off-topic award 😕- ans24us1
Contestents ask Judges: "EMET or Singing"???
Hari says singing coz tats wat we r for.. less says EMET coz emet fetches votes... All contestants confused 😕 Suddenlym
Banjo and Joyeetha say,"We dnt want anything.. coz we r frm Assam" 😆 😆 😆
'In hindsight' award - svh2010
Sanchali is holding a mirror in front of her and Ujjaini
Ujjaini: Eh Sanchali...Is baar dekh na..mein 14 stars le kar aaongi
Sanchali: Kaise
Ujjaini: Dekh mera chehra...jab gurus mujhe points denge na mein aisa chehra banaoongi...aur gurus mujhe 14 stars dedenge!
Sanchali: Va...kya idea hai.....agar ye plan kamyab hoga na tho mein bhi yehi karoongi agli baar!
True SRGMP values award 😊- anishaa
Sanchali : kya karu yaar, muje ek hair style bhi nai jamta.
Ujjaini : aur muje koi dress suit nai hota. main kya karu weight kam karne ?
Sanchali : chod na yaar , hum jaise bhi hain ache hain. Public ka dil tho acha gaana gaake jeetna hain, chal riyaaz karte hain.
Bash-an-IF-member award 😡- Swar_Raj
Oh nooooooo subah hi subah Shady ke darshan ho gayye...Baal waal chod Sanchali koi rasta batta...BHHooooooooooooo
But, in the end, this being the season of sher-o-shayari, there was one winner that stood out among the rest. A big round of applause for Salilu, who treated us to a few gems. The best of those is the one that follows below:
Sanchali: kyu ro rahi ho?
Ujjaini: abhi abhi Aishwarya ne mujhe ek sher sunaya
Sanchali: to usme roneki kya baat hai, kya tha who sher?
Ujjaini: nahi bataungi, bahut bura lagata hai. 😭😭😭
Sanchali: lagata hai, use bhi Vishwanath ki hava lagi gayi, kya usme bhi <beep> hai?
Ujjaini: nahi woh baat nahi.......usne mujhe kaha ..
aaj kal tum muskurati bahut ho
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho
socha tha tumhe dinner pe le jau 😭😭
par kambakht tum... 😭khaati😭 bahut ho 😭
Sanchali: 😆
Congratulations Salilu! 👏 👏👏
PM Anol da/ Bhaskar to collect your Rapidshare membership prize.