Contestant reactions to jodis - part 2

Hello folks

Back with part 2 of the contestant reactions. If you haven't read part 1, check it out here http://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=260349&KW=sh adyhtown

Or if you haven't read the Hari-Les jodi chunao, which is a precursor to that, it's right here http://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=259287&KW=sh adyhtown

Anyway, moving on to our next jodi.

Niladri - Vinita

Ishita: Niladri. Aap ki pasand thi Twinkle aur Vinita.

Niladri: 😳

Ish: Ap ko kya lagta hai. Aap ki jodi kiske saath banegi?

Nil: 😳😳

Ish: Umm okay. Judges. Aap ka faisla kya hai?

LL: Hum soch rahe the ki Niladri ko Lucknowi Kabab khilaenge... 😉

Nil: 🤗

Twinkle: 😲

HH: Phir yaad aaya ki nahi.. Niladri to vegetarian hai..

Nil: 😒

Twi: 😛

LL: To soncha ki Dilli ki Vinita hi sahi hai.

Ish: Yaani Niladri ko Vinita ka saath mila!! Niladri, comments?

Nil: Kabab ka khwab dikhaya aur diya kya.. bhindi 😔

Vinita: 😡

Ish: Niladri zyada khush nahi lag rahe. Kyun Shaan?

Shaan: Mujhe lag raha hai Niladri ke liye Dilli door hai. 😆

HH: Dilli thodi door hogi, but Lucknow bilkul out of reach hai.

Nil:

Ish: Accha main Vinita se poochti hoon. Kya khayal hai?

Vinita: Niladri accha ladka hai. Accha gaata hai. Lekin uski moochein hain.🤢

Shaan: Moochon se kya problem hai?

Vin: Mooche acchi nahi lagti. Ladka hott n handsome nahi lagta. Vote kam milte hain.

HH: 😡

LL: 😡😡

Gajji (in screen room): 😡😡😡 (thinks to himself) Inko to ab sabse pehle round mein out karoonga. Dekh lena. 😈

Ish: Niladri. Aap ka kya reaction hai iske baare mein?

Nil: Yeh to sirf isliye keh rahi hai kyunki jab main isko 🤬 karta hoon to isko meri moochein chubti hain. 😉

(Everyone is shocked)

Vin: 😲

HH: 😡😡

LL: 😕

Shaan: 😳

Audience: 😆 😆👏👏

HH: Aap yeh sab chodiye. Singing pe concentrate kijiye. 😳

LL: Aur dancing pe bhi.

Nil: 😒

LL: Aur yeh sab karne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Haan agar aap ko naturally aata hai to alag baat hai.

Nil: Lekin sir, meri moochein to naturally hi aati hai. 😒

LL: 😕

HH: That's enough now! Ab aap log jaaiye!

Saptak - Joyeeta

Shaan: Niladri ko kabab to nahi mila, par dekhte hain ki gurus ab kis ko bulaate hain.

HH: Agla contestant hai gol-guppa.

Shaan: Sir aap galti to nahi kar rahe hain? Ishita is competition mein hissa nahi le rahi hain. 😆😆

Ish: 😡😡

Gurus: 😆

Ish (still offended): Saptak. Jaldi aao!

(Saptak immediately runs over a few steps and reaches panting, out of breath)

Ish: Aapki kya pasand hai?

Saptak: Pasand na-pasand to judges ke haath mein hai. Kishore da bhi kabhi sawal nahi kiya ke main kis ke saath ga raha hoon. Jo MDs ki marzi thi us ke saath chale.

Ish: Lekin phir bhi. Agar aap ki pasand hoti, to aap kiske saath gaana chahte?

Sap: Agar mauka milta to main sirf aur sirf Kishore da ke saath gaana chahta.

Ish: 😕 Mera matlab hai is competition mein - ladkiyon mein.

Sap: Ladkiyon mein... jo Kishore da ke duets accha ga sake - uske saath.

Ish (giving up): Gurus - who is she?

LL: Jo hamesha roti rehti hai. Bolo kaun?

Shaan: Joyeeta!

Joyeeta: 😭

HH (whispering): Lo phir ro padi

LL (whispering back): Pata nahi iska naam 'Joy'-eeta kisne rakha...

Ish: Kya aapko Saptak pasand nahi?

Joy: Nahi.. woh baat nahi.. yeh to khushi ke aansoon hai 😭😳😭

Sap (thinking): Mar gaya. Agar yeh khushi hai to ghum kaisa hoga??😕

Joy: Aap logon ko pata hai - main bahut door se - rail-gaadi mein baith kar aayi hoon.. yahan aana kitna mushkil hai.. aur mujhe bahut khushi hui yahan aakar, main aap ko bata nahi sakti.. mujhe sach mein dar lag raha thi ki meri jodi kis ke saath banegi.. lekin ab okay hai.. aur aapko pata hai Hari ji, main aapki bahut badi fan hoon.. maine aapke sab gaane sune hain.. aur maine.......Blah blah blah

Half the people present: 🥱

The other half: 🤢

Joy: Aur mujhe aaj subah se hi lag raha tha ki... blah blah blah....

(Luckily, Gajji, in his money-making zeal, has taken on too many sponsors, and we go for commercial break... whew)

(Back from the 5 minute break.. Joyeeta is still talking.. so we go for yet another break, as usual)

(Back again after 10 minutes. This time Saptak and Joyeeta are walking back, so it looks like she just finished)

Shaan: Judges. Please bataiye, ab agla kaun hai.

(No response)

Shaan: Hari-ji?

Ish: Les-ji?

(It is found that they had dozed off when Joyeeta was talking. While someone tries to wake them up, Gajji takes the opportunity for another... you know)

(Back from commercials.. judges are awake now)

Sharib - Banjyotsna

(Gurus call Sharib)

Ish: Sharib. Kuch kehna chahenge? Judges se?

Sharib: Judges to ko maalom hi hai.. main non-veg hoon.😃😃

Twi: 😳😆

Ish: I think that says it all. Judges, jodi kaun hai?

LL: (sings some pahadi song.. too besura to be mentioned in the SRGMP forum) 🤢

Shaan: Assam ki Banjyotsna!

Shar: 😕

Twi: (goes crazy from the shock and goes into hysterical laughing) 😆 (you need to see the episode to see what I mean)

Ish: Banjyotsna. Are you happy?

Banjo: (mumbles something incoherent.. nothing worth bothering over)

Ish: And Sharib?

Shar: 😳

HH: Hum aap se panga nahi le rahe hain. Don't think that.

LL: 😈 (Heh heh)

Shar: Mere saath hi aisa kyun hota hai?

Ish: Sharib.. it's okay..

Shar: Main C2005 voting se jaldi out ho gaya..

Shaan: Relax Sharib...

Shar: Mere mentor, Jatin ji, jinho ne meri khatir ghar bechne ka vadaa kiya tha, aaj tak ek cycle bhi nahi bechi.

Shaan: Lekin uska is baat se..

Shar: Ismail ji ke gaane ka to pata hi nahi.. Lata ji to kab ki wapas aa gayi. Aur ab phir se kahin chale jaane ka elaan media se karte phir rahin hain. Mere gana kab aayega? 😭

HH (finally getting sick of it): Lekin isme hamari kya galti hai??

LL: Aap ko kya lagta hai. Aap elaan karenge ki aap non-veg ho, aur hum aap ko seedhe kabab khila denge?

Shar: Kabab na sahi, kam se kam 🐷 to mat khilao!!

(Hushed silence and shock everywhere)

Banjo: 😲😭

(What happened after this would put the C2005 walk-out fracas to shame.. that's all I'll say.. make your own assumptions)

Twinkle-Vishwas / Prajakta-Hrishikesh

(We know what happened first. The judges made the guys dance together and the girls dance together. What we don't know is that the Colonial Cousins also got carried away and did a few jigs of their own together. Too ugly to merit a showing on national TV, which explains why it was never shown 🤢)

HH: Did you girls enjoy performing together?

Prajakta: Haan, accha laga. Twinkle acchi performer hai.

LL: To agar aap dono ki jodi banae to aap ko sahi lagega?

Twi: Meri choice to mujhe nahi mili. To ab aap meri jodi chahe ladke ke saath banaye ya ladki ke saath, who cares?

HH: Aur Prajakta, agar hum aapki jodi Vishwas ke saath bana de to?

Vishwas: 😲

Pra: But I want to be with Hrishi.

Hrishikesh: Relax Prajakta. Bas ek competition hi to hai.

Pra: No! 😭

Hri: Come on. Grow up. Ishita ji, samjhaiye ise ki itna seriously na le. Aaj subah se isne tension mein khaana bhi nahi khaaya.

Ish: Really? Aww 😒. Itni tension thi to mujhe batati aap.

Pra: Actually tension nahi tha. Mera aaj weekly vrat tha.

Shaan: Aap ne aaj bhi vrat rakha?

Pra: Woh Hrishikesh ki wajah se.

Hri: Aww.. see gurus.. my wife loves me soo much.. 😃

Ish: Accha.. apni pati ki lambi umar ke liye aap ne....😊

Pra: Actually lambi umar ke liye nahi. Woh mere dieting plan me aata hai.

Ishita: Aap dieting bhi karti hain?

Pra: Karna padta hai. Mein zyada moti ho jaati hoon to Hrishi starts looking at other girls.

Hrishi: 😳

Pra: To maintain karne ke liye week mein ek baar fast kar leti hoon. Pati ko bhi kaabu mein rakhna hai na.

Shaan: Hamare Hrishikesh ji to lekin bahut bhole lagte hain.

Pra: Inki shakal pe mat jaaiye. Aur mujhe maloom hai ki yeh mujhe Vishwas ke saath jodi banne ke liye itna force kyon kar rahe hain. Taaki inki jodi Twinkle ke saath bane. 😡

Hri: 😳😳

Vishwas: Hrishikesh aap please aisa kaam na karo.. Shaadi ke rishte ko badnaam na karo.. Dua karoon ki aap dono ka janm janm ka saath ho... Aur is janm mere haath me Twinkle ka haath ho

Twi: 😲

Vish: Mera matlab hai.. is competition 😉

Twi: 😆😳

(Judges confer in an animated manner, for no other reason than to generate interest. Then they finally sit up straight)

HH: Kuch jodiyaan upar wala banata hai, aur hum unhe todna nahi chahte.

LL: Hum jaante hain ki pati patni ka rishta kitna pyaar bhara hota hai.

HH: Aur hum yeh bhi jaante hain ki yeh dor bahut naazuk hoti hai. Khaas taur pe tab, jab pati behekne lagte hain.

LL: Aur raha sawaal Twinkle ka, to usko dekh kar koi bhi behek sakta hai. ❤️ ❤️

HH: Hum nahi chahte ki aisa ho aur Prajakta baad mein humein dosh de - isiliye Prajakta aur Hrishikesh saath hi rahenge.

LL: Aur Prajakta us par nazar bhi rakh payengi.

Pra: Thank you!! 😊😊

Hri (thinking): Damn!

Vish: 🤗

Twi: 😆

Ish: Any final comments?

Vish: Haan. Main chaar line kehna chahta tha.. Twinkle Twinkle is already a little star.. Woh mil gayi to samjho ladkon ke bhi mil gaye vote hazaar.. Zindagi haar aur jeet ka naam hai Ghalib.. Kabhi khush ho Vishwas, to kabhi gumsum Sharib

Sharib: 💔

(Meanwhile, in the screen room, they are viewing and reviewing Niladri's comment)

Sound technician (to Gajji): Sir, yeh word beep karne ki kya zaroorat thi? Usne to sirf 'kiss' hi kaha tha. Common word hai.

Gajji: Samjha karo! TRPs! Chupaane se jitna drama milta hai, utna batane se nahi milta. Aur suno, us line ke baad thoda solid sound effect bhi daal do. 😆

Video technician: Sir, mujhe lagta hai humein is poore part ko edit hi kar dena chahiye. It's not even necessary for the show anyway.

Gajji: Mujhe mat sikhao!😡 That segment stays on, and that's it!

(He picks up his cell and calls someone)

Gajji: Haan Subhash K ji. Ek masaledaar khabar hai tumhare liye. Come on over. Aur aate aate saath me thodi mirchi bhi le aana. Usko mila ke thoda aur masaledaar banaaenge. 😉

u r tooooo funny shady...... 😆 keep the spirit going in u 👏

Fantastic ,i'm still laughing .
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Great sense of Humour .Great work Sir
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too funny the best yaar 😆

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too funny the best yaar 😆 how bout hrs actual reactions next

u r sooooooooooo funny 👏 👏 👏

if u give us uncensored talk

y cant u give us updates 😉

Thanks for the compliments everyone. I personally feel this is the best of my three posts so far 😆 😆

About HR's reactions next, hmm.. let me think about it. It would be quite difficult, seeing that I have only one episode to work with. It would have to be specific to that episode, so readers would need to remember the songs that were sung. Also, simply one episode doesn't give me an insight on HR's opinions or ideas about the contestants. In the case of the gurus and contestants, however, I had been watching and analyzing and mentally noting down interesting/funny points about them for a few episodes, and what I posted in these posts was a combination or culmination of that. Would be hard to do that for HR with little to work with. Also, HR is a much discussed topic, and it would be hard to find unique jokes about him.

As far as updating is concerned, I would love to do that, but ans is already doing that, and doing a good job. To be honest, I'm not a good musical critic - I can just make funny comments and witty cracks - so I wouldn't be the best person to do updates. However, I can probably just provide a humor view on each episode - as I saw it. It wouldn't focus on who got what stars and who sang how well.. more like how things could have been or should have been - just a different angle, like I provided in here. So let's see.. maybe.

Seems like only people from India liked my jokes 😕

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Seems like only people from India liked my jokes 😕

I have a serious objection to one thing that you have written...
Mooche doesn't look hot and handsome

I think here you have seriously overlooked that our most hot and handsome Himesh ji not only has mooche...he hasn't shaved for a year i guess..

So that s the in thing now....upgrade youself shady bhai...

Your clean shaved looks might be a hindrance for attracting gals...

Its time you start growing them and get that Himesh ji looks...

But hats off to you for the rest...😆

Originally posted by: deepboy

I have a serious objection to one thing that you have written...
Mooche doesn't look hot and handsome

I think here you have seriously overlooked that our most hot and handsome Himesh ji not only has mooche...he hasn't shaved for a year i guess..

So that s the in thing now....upgrade youself shady bhai...

Your clean shaved looks might be a hindrance for attracting gals...

Its time you start growing them and get that Himesh ji looks...

But hats off to you for the rest...😆

The mooch opinion was not mine - it was Vinita's. If you remember, she had said in one episode that she is asking Niladri to shave it off, but he refuses.. I just incorporated that here 😆😆

As for me - that avatar pic is old.. I now have not only a mouche but some beard as well..😳

Maybe I should add a disclaimer - The comments expressed in the above post are solely those of the contestants (although I have slightly manipulated them 😉) and neither I nor the IF management subscribes to the same.