Collection of Famous quotes by SIDHU!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 😆 I laughted out loud on most of them!!

Here're some more I found on Khamosh.com.. although I have a feeling the mods will close this topic down because of irrelevance to the forum.

1. A girl born beautiful is half married

2. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.

3. His slower ball was so slow that my mamma can run faster than that

4. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter...

5. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

6. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans

7. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition.

8. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated

9. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. "India plays the cricket without any aim"

10. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,when batting.

11. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock

12. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!

13. The dog that barks last, barks best

14. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!

15. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.

16. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.

17. Indian team is just like indian monsoon, you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.

18. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!

19. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)

20. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha

21. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)

22. For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" When Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆

excellent... all of them!
Listening to Siddhu on SaReGaMAPA was quite entertaining.. poor Shaan hardly got a chance to talk. 😃
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Who said Indian are NOT creative?
Bravo!

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