naughty questions and answers - Page 3

Guys this is a good topic...

But i stress please no personal attacks on other forum members. Let's keep this fun only.

Jem 😊

Yep it is meant srtictly for fun only....all in good humour 😃 ....guys, pl.add u'r bit to keep this topic alive.

Originally posted by: GAJJI

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhah ahahahahah &a mp;n bsp; tooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood 😆

Sirf hasne se kaam nahin chalega.....humen bhi hasaiye janab😉

C'mon, add on!

hey this a gud one. somthin for a change. u guys r hilarious😆

well i hav a lil kavitha (not exactly) on vineet HR n twinkle. here it goes

vnit hai chota sa

par jab chillatha hai kuch aisa

"fizaaaa", rehjate hai sab dhang sa

koi nahi iske jaiasa

topi ne cheladiya kuch jadoo sa😉

aisa sun ke gaye kaan kuch thak sa😡

HR ka yeh zhulm hai kaisa😭

agar votes pani hotha tho HR hotha saalo se pyasa

gajji ka kya jatha hai, usko tho chahiye sirf paisa

twinkle twinkle lil star

banna chahtithi super star

koshish kiya usne lagataar

kamyab hui kabhi kabaar

trishanku bani almost harbaar

public ne bachaya osey baar baar

par likha tha uske naseeb main haar

woh nahi thi sabse dumdaar

usko tho ek din jaana hi tha yaar

the end! hope u guys liked it. no offense 😊 juz for fun

wow...........great kavitha.....amritha.....good job....... 👏 👏 👏

Originally posted by: amritha19

hey this a gud one. somthin for a change. u guys r hilarious😆

well i hav a lil kavitha (not exactly) on vineet HR n twinkle. here it goes

vnit hai chota sa

par jab chillatha hai kuch aisa

"fizaaaa", rehjate hai sab dhang sa

koi nahi iske jaiasa

topi ne cheladiya kuch jadoo sa😉

aisa sun ke gaye kaan kuch thak sa😡

HR ka yeh zhulm hai kaisa😭

agar votes pani hotha tho HR hotha saalo se pyasa

gajji ka kya jatha hai, usko tho chahiye sirf paisa

twinkle twinkle lil star

banna chahtithi super star

koshish kiya usne lagataar

kamyab hui kabhi kabaar

trishanku bani almost harbaar

public ne bachaya osey baar baar

par likha tha uske naseeb main haar

woh nahi thi sabse dumdaar

usko tho ek din jaana hi tha yaar

the end! hope u guys liked it. no offense 😊 juz for fun

Great job Amritha👏 keep up the good work.....looks like pretty soon we'll turn this forum into a "Kavi Sanmelani" 😉

the whole twinkle thing is just toooo gooddd!!!! keep em coming!

"Kavi Sanmelani" eh. hmm not a bad idea 😉 thanks guys for actually considering my set of rhyming sentences to b kavitha. 😉all the credit goes to my inspiration who is shaan 😛

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should be happier than others.
&
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

you know my friend don't worry about terrorism. he was married for two years.he told me that Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.so guys..be happy in single... 😆

Originally posted by: sunsha

Again tnx to those who care for sending this topic on PM to me.
Before I start, a very good job done Giggles and Nonny 👏 👏

You 2 with your posts,ignite the desire to bring out the Best in me...while there are those who incite the desire to bring out the Worst in me. 😉

So herez for those who ignite me;

Q. Why did Ashwarya loose out to Paresh in Brahmshastra round?
A. He had to Perish

Q. Why does AS always think that what he says is RIGHT?
A. Mata ka Aadesh hai (he thinks)

Q. Why does Paresh keep getting Green light.
A. Paresh gets mixed up with genders in hindi and calls all like..Himani Ban, Vinit Ban, Nihira Ban, Hema Ban...Janta thinks they all are banned.

Q. Why does Ismail give so many hugs(squeezes)to contestants?
A. He is so used to squeezing Nimbus.

Q. Why did Debojit change his looks and prefers Black dress to win?
A. Coz Debo-jit wanted to get "Debo-Noir" look for a Jit.

Q. Why does singing come so easily to Vinit?
A. Coz in school when teacher used to say Vinit Singh during morning roll-calls,Vinit used to start singing.

Herez for those who incite me: 😡

Q. Why does MrsPetloverUS not want Sunsha on forum?
A. She likes only pets in her close vicinity to wag.

Q. Why did "surpremi" call Sunsha, Gabbar Singh?
A. Door door tak jab Surpremi sur se sur nahin milata, to Ma kehti hai, "Premi"..Sunsha se sur mila nahin to woh aa jaega aur "Surpremi" se "SurMa Bhopali" bana dega.

PS: wid no offence to anyone...excuse me if any one is hurt 😉

😆