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1. Category one.
Rapid fire
Replace only one word in the song to make it sound more hilarious.
a - Tujhe aqsa beach khila doon
b - Main hoon chadii
c -bum me mere hai dard-e-disco
d - Phir marenge chalte chalte
e - Kahin acidity nah ho jaye
f -soo soo kiya re
g - Aye postman mujhe pyaar toh kar
2.
Complete the sentences/riddles.
a -If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks
and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?
glass!! we're not numbskulls goddammit!! 😆
b -You are in the center of a room. At each end of the room there is a door. There is one guy guarding each of these doors. One guy always tells the truth no matter what. The other always lies no matter what. Behind one door is paradise. Behind the other a man eating lion. You want the door that leads to paradise. You are only allowed to ask one question. What question lets you know for sure what door paradise is behind? i would ask "is paradise here?" to each man as it is the same single question LOL im a genius i know 😉
c - Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i?? an onion wife, as onions make u cry and u need a wife if u havent bought one and dont need a wife once u bought one 😃
3 - Situational / short answers
a - List 5 things that you imagine would be different/new in this world after 1000 years and what would you be doing after 1000 years?
vivek oberoi would be hailed a legend
internet would be 800000000000000000000000000 gb/microsecond
cars would cost next to nothing
cockroaches would take over
CID will finally end! 😆
i would probably be rotting in my grave 😛
b - the first thing you would do if you won the lottery. i would invest in land and gold!!! then i would go and invest some more from the returns. and from a bit of those returns i'd invest more and more! and more and more and more and more and................
c - 3 questions/thing every girl does that guyz find annoying
expecting them to know whats wrong
play hard to get
"do u think that guy over there thinks im cute?"
d - If you had to change your name ( no need to tell me your real name or such) but if you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to and why?
my new name would not change, rather I'd change my last name sen as ppl used to make fun of that name a lot in school and i dont want my name.. i would make my name chaterjee or bose or something 😛
Xoxo
category 2
1.
I chose this one:
The ocean. The sky. And a little girl. An innocent little tot. This little girl is the exact same one in the naked face's previous pictures. She is thinking, "Why on earth does that doofus keep sending me to train tracks and to oceans? Doesn't the genius know that there are charging trains and sharks that can attack me?! And all i have is this damn float!!!"
This is an artistic display of the quintessential "uncaring parent". Most of these insensitive jerks subject their innocent little kiddos to the big,cruel world at such an early stage in their life. These agents of EVIL make their kids cross the street alone,eat vegetables,sleep alone with the lights off. They assure themselves that they are "helping their kids grow up", oh the irony! For what they are actually doing is hanging their kids from the crocodiles mouth, like steve irwin did(atleast he had the guts to do it openly!)
OH THE HORROR!
😭
2 -
what do you depict from this quote?
"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."
The above quote is 20 gallons of 100% certified Canadian Moose piss! love has many opposites - it could be hate, indifference, even obsession. This is because love is just one of the feelings u can have for someone/thing - say love for a type of music - you could either hate it, be obsessed with it or be totally indifferent towards it. But none of the 3 other than love deserve to be the "opposite" of love as all 3 are different from it, even obsession!
3 - Your stuck in a desert, your only allowed to take 5 objects with you....which 5 objects would you take and why?
1.TONS of water - to survive duuh! 😲
2.Mp3 player with Rafi saahab's songs - er, coz i love his songs?! 😲 😆
3.A cooler - to keep cool - or TRY to keep cool 😛
4.TONS of food - to survive
5.A huge tent! - to live in
category 3 - basic.
1 - As you all know this is the last game before Grandfinale takes off, from what you have seen..which member do you think defines real competition? who are you intimated of and why?
i'm afraid of woh ajnabee coz even though her writing is kinda long,boring and laboured, she can attract lots of votes with her overly lenghty writing and this imo is a point to be taken into consideration. so pretty much no matter what u do if u dont write long to give ppl the false impression that ur ultra intelligent, u wont stand a chance against her.Summer and lord boom boom are the best ones technically though.my personal favourites are sdk and gur n cool!
2 - Flirting is an art as some say however one has to make sure they dont freak others out...5 pick up lines ie flirty lines that are sure to make others freak out and run away from you not be attracted towards you.
a.hey baby, wanna get lucky? 😉
b.hi, i'm shiney ahuja? wanna work for me? 😉
c.ooh ,look at those legs baby! open sesame! 🐷
d.u smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? 😎
e.mera naam hai bhappi.. de de na ek pappi!❤️
3
Gengar shoot your choice of question at Kuko
"Is a risk free life possible? Why and how/Why not?"
Kuko at Mahi
Mahi at Khatarnak
Khatarnak at Gengar
End off
from khattu:
Question: Why does stupidity make you angry?
1.This is a question very close to my heart, rather my mind to be precise.When I was a kid growing up in school, I always grasped concepts fast, but most of the time I grasped it a bit too fast and I would get overconfident and not learn the subject properly and was looked upon as average. So pretty much I was one of the not so bright ones, mainly due to my laziness(oh sure, I did well sometimes but ppl used to say it was a fluke/out of desperation).This tortured me to an extent right upto the 9th standard where I failed in 3 subjects due to my indifferent attitude towards school. I became a totally different person in the following weeks and by the time I left school in the 12th I was one of the highest scoring students and was looked upon as one of the most intelligent ppl in the school, because I finally channelised my intelligence. However I recently came to the conclusion that it was my parents who helped me become "naturally intelligent" due to the wide exposure of books, tv shows etc I got. I came to the conclusion that ppl who don't use their brains are idiots and aren't worth anything. I hope that answers your question.
thanks guys!
Rapid fire
Replace only one word in the song to make it sound more hilarious.
a - Tujhe aqsa beach khila doon
b - Main hoon chadii
c -bum me mere hai dard-e-disco
d - Phir marenge chalte chalte
e - Kahin acidity nah ho jaye
f -soo soo kiya re
g - Aye postman mujhe pyaar toh kar
2.
Complete the sentences/riddles.
a -If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks
and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?
glass!! we're not numbskulls goddammit!! 😆
b -You are in the center of a room. At each end of the room there is a door. There is one guy guarding each of these doors. One guy always tells the truth no matter what. The other always lies no matter what. Behind one door is paradise. Behind the other a man eating lion. You want the door that leads to paradise. You are only allowed to ask one question. What question lets you know for sure what door paradise is behind? i would ask "is paradise here?" to each man as it is the same single question LOL im a genius i know 😉
c - Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i?? an onion wife, as onions make u cry and u need a wife if u havent bought one and dont need a wife once u bought one 😃
3 - Situational / short answers
a - List 5 things that you imagine would be different/new in this world after 1000 years and what would you be doing after 1000 years?
vivek oberoi would be hailed a legend
internet would be 800000000000000000000000000 gb/microsecond
cars would cost next to nothing
cockroaches would take over
CID will finally end! 😆
i would probably be rotting in my grave 😛
b - the first thing you would do if you won the lottery. i would invest in land and gold!!! then i would go and invest some more from the returns. and from a bit of those returns i'd invest more and more! and more and more and more and more and................
c - 3 questions/thing every girl does that guyz find annoying
expecting them to know whats wrong
play hard to get
"do u think that guy over there thinks im cute?"
d - If you had to change your name ( no need to tell me your real name or such) but if you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to and why?
my new name would not change, rather I'd change my last name sen as ppl used to make fun of that name a lot in school and i dont want my name.. i would make my name chaterjee or bose or something 😛
Xoxo
category 2
1.
I chose this one:
The ocean. The sky. And a little girl. An innocent little tot. This little girl is the exact same one in the naked face's previous pictures. She is thinking, "Why on earth does that doofus keep sending me to train tracks and to oceans? Doesn't the genius know that there are charging trains and sharks that can attack me?! And all i have is this damn float!!!"
This is an artistic display of the quintessential "uncaring parent". Most of these insensitive jerks subject their innocent little kiddos to the big,cruel world at such an early stage in their life. These agents of EVIL make their kids cross the street alone,eat vegetables,sleep alone with the lights off. They assure themselves that they are "helping their kids grow up", oh the irony! For what they are actually doing is hanging their kids from the crocodiles mouth, like steve irwin did(atleast he had the guts to do it openly!)
OH THE HORROR!
😭
2 -
what do you depict from this quote?
"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."
The above quote is 20 gallons of 100% certified Canadian Moose piss! love has many opposites - it could be hate, indifference, even obsession. This is because love is just one of the feelings u can have for someone/thing - say love for a type of music - you could either hate it, be obsessed with it or be totally indifferent towards it. But none of the 3 other than love deserve to be the "opposite" of love as all 3 are different from it, even obsession!
3 - Your stuck in a desert, your only allowed to take 5 objects with you....which 5 objects would you take and why?
1.TONS of water - to survive duuh! 😲
2.Mp3 player with Rafi saahab's songs - er, coz i love his songs?! 😲 😆
3.A cooler - to keep cool - or TRY to keep cool 😛
4.TONS of food - to survive
5.A huge tent! - to live in
category 3 - basic.
1 - As you all know this is the last game before Grandfinale takes off, from what you have seen..which member do you think defines real competition? who are you intimated of and why?
i'm afraid of woh ajnabee coz even though her writing is kinda long,boring and laboured, she can attract lots of votes with her overly lenghty writing and this imo is a point to be taken into consideration. so pretty much no matter what u do if u dont write long to give ppl the false impression that ur ultra intelligent, u wont stand a chance against her.Summer and lord boom boom are the best ones technically though.my personal favourites are sdk and gur n cool!
2 - Flirting is an art as some say however one has to make sure they dont freak others out...5 pick up lines ie flirty lines that are sure to make others freak out and run away from you not be attracted towards you.
a.hey baby, wanna get lucky? 😉
b.hi, i'm shiney ahuja? wanna work for me? 😉
c.ooh ,look at those legs baby! open sesame! 🐷
d.u smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? 😎
e.mera naam hai bhappi.. de de na ek pappi!❤️
3
Gengar shoot your choice of question at Kuko
"Is a risk free life possible? Why and how/Why not?"
Kuko at Mahi
Mahi at Khatarnak
Khatarnak at Gengar
End off
from khattu:
Question: Why does stupidity make you angry?
1.This is a question very close to my heart, rather my mind to be precise.When I was a kid growing up in school, I always grasped concepts fast, but most of the time I grasped it a bit too fast and I would get overconfident and not learn the subject properly and was looked upon as average. So pretty much I was one of the not so bright ones, mainly due to my laziness(oh sure, I did well sometimes but ppl used to say it was a fluke/out of desperation).This tortured me to an extent right upto the 9th standard where I failed in 3 subjects due to my indifferent attitude towards school. I became a totally different person in the following weeks and by the time I left school in the 12th I was one of the highest scoring students and was looked upon as one of the most intelligent ppl in the school, because I finally channelised my intelligence. However I recently came to the conclusion that it was my parents who helped me become "naturally intelligent" due to the wide exposure of books, tv shows etc I got. I came to the conclusion that ppl who don't use their brains are idiots and aren't worth anything. I hope that answers your question.
thanks guys!
