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So SMD, what kinda questions do you like? i can ask your type of questions ! 😃

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Okay Suny, looks like nobody else is planning on grilling you, so I am back! And this time, I've brought your beloved ROB with me (with my own flavor of course).
Bunch of cowards😡😆 and i Knew ROB couldnt stay asleep for too long😆

1a. Suppose its Sunday afternoon, and ROB decide to head out to the mall. Which store in the mall would each go to first and why?
13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.
Ravan: Macys..good clothes which are cheap..and asians somehow ge tthe best deals
Osama: Game stop..check out the new war games..get some ideas
Bush: Food Court...youll find the most people here, thus the best place to convince ppl into re-eleceting him
1b. What item would each of them purchase from that store?
13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.
Ravan: clothes, and a water bottle [so he can get the bill to above $50 and will be able to use a coupon]
Osama: Halo, Call of Duty
Bush: He"ll take the Free samples from every chinese guy, and will offer them to people in return of a vote
2. Now after all that shopping, they are quite hungry. They all go to the Food Court and can't pick one restaurant. Which restaurant does each want to eat out at?
13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.
Ravan: Gourmet India [close to home]
Osama: McDonalds...he takes over Amricas happiest rest. then hell target the Northern Hemisphere
Bush: hes allrready got his free samples

3. Now, after all that shopping and eating, its time to be evil again. So ROB decide to kidnap you. You walk out from school and a white van blocks your path. Out jumps ... (continue the story of how they capture you).
13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.
Out Jumps the three fools. Ravan throws the rope, Osama throws the tape, and Bush throws the bag...theyve been watching too many movies, and expect all that stuff to just wrap around me...nuttin of that sort happens, so i give them a hand. So i teach Ravan how to tie the rope, Osama how to use the tape, and Bush how to get sum1 in a bag...but all of them are roped.taped.and bagged..i get in the car and drive to MY hideout, release them, and tie myself to the chair...thats how im captured
4. Okay, now that ROB have successfully kidnapped you, tied you to a chair, and are surrounding you. Tell us how you break free and escape from them. The room that you are in has one small window, one door, four walls, and the only items there, are the chair you're on and Bush's leftovers from the food court. Oh and apparently Ravan has been working out lately.
13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.
I just tell them "wanna know the best way to kidnap someone"? they agree. and let me go...I command Ravan to stand alone, and. Bush and Osama to embrace him...I put the tape around them, the. bag on them, then rope them...Neithers can move...Osama and bush can .barely move a muscle because theyre tied to the buff Ravan...ravan just cant move cuz of the tight rope...I clsoe the window, so they dont get fresh air...I leave with the chair, and put in the the seurity code outside the door so noone can get out or in

Oh, in all this drama, I totally forgot to tell you that each of your answers should exactly contain 13 words, divided into 2-3 sentences, containing at least one word with 7 letters.

Sure thing 👍🏼

Enjoy. 😉

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

And after you've done that, I'd like to test out your mad Hindi skills. 😉 So imagine that you are Pritam. You listen to Hey There Delilah (from the Plain White Ts) and have a sudden epiphany that this song could be made into a nice Hindi song for a Bollywood movie. Now all you have to do is translate they lyrics into Hindi, and voila you have a new song.

So - how would you translate the lyrics? 😛

Hey there Delilah - abe oye Delilah
What's it like in New York City? NYC main kaisa hai
I'm a thousand miles away - hazzaaro mil door
But girl, tonight you look so pretty -lekind chodi, aaj raat tum bohut soonder lag rahi ho
Yes you do - ha ha
Times Square can't shine as bright as you - time square tuj jaisa bright nahi
I swear it's true - sachi

Hey there Delilah - abe oye Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance - doori ki mat phikar karo
I'm right there if you get lonely - akeli paro toh main hoon na
Give this song another listen - yeh ganne ko do ek aur kaan
Close your eyes - aaankehin bhun
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise - awaz suno, merea sumtin hai
I'm by your side - teri dai mein hoon

Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
What you do to me - kya karti ho

Hey there Delilah - abe oye Delilah
I know times are getting hard - waqt kathin hai
But just believe me, girl - wishwash karo
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar - iss gitar se note khilenge
We'll have it good - acha hoga
We'll have the life we knew we would - zindagi waisi hogi jaisi sochi thi
My word is good - meri zooban achi hai

Hey there Delilah - abe oye Delilah
I've got so much left to say - bohut khene ki baatain hai
If every simple song I wrote to you - agar sub sidha-sadha gaane mein teri liye likha
Would take your breath away - terei saas chale jayegi
I'd write it all - sab lik doonga
Even more in love with me you'd fall - aur bhi pyaar karogi
We'd have it all - sab kuch hoga
[if that saas mean Mother in law, hindi-nized version would still make sense😆]
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho

A thousand miles seems pretty far - haazaro mile bohut door lagte hai
But they've got planes and trains and cars - lekin tere paas, plane hai, rail gaddi hai, gaddi hai [tori si lift karadey]
I'd walk to you if I had no other way - aur koi rasta na ho to chal ke aaonga
Our friends would all make fun of us - doste maaza lein get humare par [couldn't think of other words]
and we'll just laugh along because we know - aur hum bhi kyon ki humme malloom hai
That none of them have felt this way - ki koin doosre ne aisa nahi laga
Delilah I can promise you - vaada karta hon Delilah
That by the time we get through - jab hum ho jayenge [...]
The world will never ever be the same - dhooniya badal jaeingi
And you're to blame - aur tumhari galti hogi

Hey there Delilah - abe oye Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me - achi rehna aur yaad mat karna
Two more years and you'll be done with school - do saal baad school bhun
And I'll be making history like I do - aur mein history baanadeoonga
You'll know it's all because of you - teri vaja se
We can do whatever we want to - jo karna hai kar sakte hai
Hey there Delilah here's to you - abe oye Delilah ye le
This one's for you - ye tere liye

Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
Oh it's what you do to me - tumm mere sat karti ho
What you do to me. - kya kiya mujhe

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Okay next.

Now think of your IF journey thus far. Now tell us that whole story through a series of songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3XHEl1Y9I
[the only words that count are "naya naya"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngQr0O3bhhw
[only words = bure bure, should be manipulated to sound like bhoode bhoode [old old]
that is 😆

Next, think about your whole life thus far. If you were to put your whole life into a series of pictures, what would it look like?
- baby
-grades first kid [elem. school]
- [nerd+social = middle school]

[ignore gender] all 4 in high school
freshmen = [first kid] first row [cuz of name] paying attention
sophomore = kid in the back and front mixed...[saw in the back of the class for mostly all classes, but still got the grades]
Junior = same as sopho...but things didn't work out too well for few classes 😆
Senior = beginning = first three kids
towards the end = that last kid

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Awesome answers. 👏 I only have one problem and that is with your diplomatic "anyone"s and "everyone"s. Such politically correct answers are not tolerated in MOTWs. Got it? Good. 😉😆

And I read that your bday is 9/11 - I don't know what to say except I'm sorry. 😕😆