MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-9) - Page 33

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

Originally posted by: bruno4

I know Akuu it is not funny 😭.....she killed 4 people ???🤣..No.... see I am crying again ........

U know the medicine???..khub peeto apne mod( guru) ko 😆....

Originally posted by: Summer3

Nazia u can redeem youself by selecting some of our members here.

Or create more masala and tamsha.😆

You should do well here.

Please match an IF Member and comment or caption:
"Please dont get too excited or over angry, this r fictious actor & character and have no relation to any person dead or alive of this forum..." 😆

Lets begin the masala and tamasha....please loosen ur seat belt....u might need to roll on the floor...!😳

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Gauri di: "Yun...Ankhen faad faad ke kya dekh rahe ho...kabhi ladki nahi dekhi....."
Khaty: "Apki ankhen mujhe kisi ki yaad dilati hai....??"
Gauri di : kiski ?
Khaty:

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Sezu: Aye kya re....Tumhaare ghar mein kyaa maa, behen nahi hai?

GB: Maa, behen to hai na re......!!! lekin biwi nahi hai.....!

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Koel: Kya khuwb lagta hai, bidu ekdam sundar lagta ho...Kya khuwb lagta hai, bada sundar dekhta ho...☺️
Srk: firse kaho...kehtay raho acha lagta hai...jeevan ka har sapna abb sacha lagta hai..☺️
Koel: kya khuwb lagta hai...bada sundar lagta hai....!! ☺️
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xowPnFUVsyI

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NF: CG.... o... CG..... hamari jodi kaisay lag rahi hai....bolo..bolo...? see he is happy with me...hai na...hai na...hai na.... 😳

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttoCBRVFrjg

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CG: NF....That was a joke...ha ha ha ha...hassi nahi aayeii...

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Anu: Tumharie Chappal bahut acchi hai..... !!
(Your sandals are very cute !)

Surkilla : Utaaroon Kyaa ? 😳

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Varsha di & Hyra, we just love shopping...we heard guru ki saree ki dukan mein 75% off hai....so we came here...
We brought 2 banarasee sareee...!!!

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CG: AG (Antar G ), sunteay ho ji....woh hai na...guru ki saree ke dukaan mein sale lageee hai....
75% off koi nahi khareed raha, toh mein soch rahi thi, 2-3 banarsee sarreee kharid looo...

AG: CG ji, meray paisay dhorna bananay mein laga diya, aur picture flop ho gayi, abb toh shaving karne ke paisay bhi nahi rahe.... Dekho 2 month se hair cutting bi nahi karwaya...!!!

After sometime...

CG: AG... Apple ka iphone launch huwa hai.... 😕

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5GhKzQyAkw
Our 3 mod dancing around.....!!

Raju uff akasye: "Nirma...! Washing powder... Nirma! Washing powder nirma...!!! Dood see safedee... Nirma se Aaye...!!!

Antar uff gora: "Rangeen kapdon bhi khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!"

Guru uff mochad amir : "Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. ......NIRMA!!"
So remember next time when u do laundry use Nirma washing powder only...kyuki Mod bhi kabhi member tha....!!! 😆

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FHK: Why Tuk tuk dekhe'looking at me every moment...staring at me......dekhe nazarey phading phading ke...
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Aki... Solah Singar

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Piyabawri - Goodbye solah singar

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WA: meian jaisi dekhti hoon waisay hoon nahi..aur jaisi mein hoon waisay dekhti nahi. 😆

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Sezu : mein tulsi sonu ke angan ki..... !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL-5pUtbQIE

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*king* - Mere khawabo mein jo aye in male version
Mere khawabo mein jo aye... aa ke mujhe ched jaye..
usay kaho kabhi samnay toh aye....
Kaisi Hai Kaun Hai Woh Jaane Kahan Hai
Jiske Liye Mere Hoton Pe haanh Hai
Apni Hai Ya Begani Hai Woh
Sach Hai Ya Koi Afsani Hai Woh
Dekhe Ghur Ghur Ke, Yunhi Door Door Se
Use Kahon Meri Neend Na Churaye
Mere Khwaabon Mein Jo Aaye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pA122Cv-ak

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Raju hawaldar - "Aadmi life mein three time bhagta hai,
olympic ka race ho ya police ka case ho ya emergency case ho"

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CG: "AG ,...apne shaving & hair cutting karwali.... apki picture hit ho gayee...! "
AG: "CG, picture toh pit gayee...! Lekin IF ka mod ka job mila gaya....! Waha log itna paresan karte hai ki...daadi much sab saaf ho jata hai...! " 😕

Originally posted by: PiyaBawri

Nazia!! Itna time spend kiya apne answers ko dhoondne mein and pata chala ki tune abhi tak jawab diya hi nahin? :O

Chal abhi fata fat jawab de de! :D

BTW, great answers so far...itna hasi ki aas paas ke log samajh rahe hain main pagal ho gayi hoon :D

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

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NF: CG.... o... CG..... hamari jodi kaisay lag rahi hai....bolo..bolo...? see he is happy with me...hai na...hai na...hai na.... 😳

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttoCBRVFrjg

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CG: NF....That was a joke...ha ha ha ha...hassi nahi aayeii...

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Piyabawri - Goodbye solah singar

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Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Oh lord, WHY? 😆😆 *recovering from shock*

Originally posted by: hira**

hey thanks hope i was ayesha tak😉ia!

Originally posted by: PiyaBawri

UFF maza aa gaya!! :D Bipasha is so super hot & sexy yaar!! LOL 😆

Umm btw, Shahid ki jodi jitni mere saath achi lagti hai utni tum dono ke saath nahin lagti 😛