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hey guys remember my interview with himesh?




Interview with Himesh Reshammiya: (note: not meant to offend himesh fans..just for fun)


by OBJ :

OBJ : Doston aur dushmanon, welcome to another exciting episode of THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH OBJ! Tonight we will be joined by a very special guest. He is a man who truly "revolutionized" the music industry. And by "revolutionized " I mean "introduce a brand of very tuneless nasal,reppettitive songs which get popular with the help of a cap and a chinese wig." You guessed it, we are being joined by none other than the one and only, HIMESH RESHAMMIYA!

Automen : Yaaaaay!😃

Himesh : Aaah, my beloved automen. What Where would i be without them? 😭

OBJ : Do you really want me to answer that? 😕 😉

Himesh : Come to think of it, no. 😳

OBJ : Aah thought so. So lets get on with the questions, shall we?

Himesh(adjusts wig- i mean hair) : Sure thing.

OBJ: So what do you owe your success to?

Himesh : I am here solely because of the grace of god and the well wishes of my adoring fans!😃

OBJ : What about Salman

Khan? What about your cap?What about your nasal "twang" ? What about- Himesh:😡Salman that sonof- i mean, of course. They are all parts of the puzzle. OBJ: Oh, by puzzle , you mean the puzzle of HOW you got famous, right? Himesh:(laughs) Oh, what a sense of humor you have , OJP! Almost as good as mine!😆 OBJ: it's OBJ.😳 Himesh: I knew that! I was just checking to see if you did.You see, I'm a genius, so I know everything.😃 OBJ: Right. Anyway.... what about Vineet Singh? Himesh: Who? OBJ: umm.. VINEET SINGH?😕 Himesh:(Angrily) what did you call me?😡 OBJ: listen! WHAT- IS- YOUR- OPINION- OF- VINEET- SINGH- THE-MEMBER- OF - YOUR-TEAM-IN-CHALLENGE-2005?!!!!😡 😡 Himesh: Oh ... well, vineet is 17 years old..😊 OBJ: Yes we know that. What else? He has one nose and 2 eyes? Himesh:Of course, but your being a bit stingy in complementing young vineet. He's a great singer who I'm sure will make his mark in the playback singing industry. OBJ: Oh you mean that you'll put him in a songs with..umm, say about 500 other reality show singers?😉 Himesh: yes, yes.. i mean, No! Arey OBJ bhai, yeh sab point of view ka maamla hain! OBJ: Substanciate. Himesh: What?😕 OBJ: Elaborate.😲 Himesh: eh? 😕 OBJ: Explain. 😡 Himesh: Aaah. YOUR point of view is that, SINGERS are to be given SOLO songs, so that, OTHER contestants get left out! MY point of view is that, WE have to think about ROTI. OBJ: WHAT? 😕 😕😕 Himesh : we need to think about ROTI of all contestants. No need to concentrate oppotunities on ONE singer. OBJ: But what's the point of that? The singers dont get recognized if they're put in with everyone else. Take only the talented ones! Himesh: But then WHAT ABOUT THE BESURAS?!!! They need ROTI as well, dont they? It pains me to go see them dance in night clubs! 😭 OBJ: You go to night clubs? 😉 Anyway, why roti? Why not: Biryani? Naan? Tandoori Roti? Himesh: arrey they are not so fortunate as you to eat fancy food.... roti will have to do for now. OBJ: I see. OBJ: Why do you argue with the judges in srgmp and then when they argue back, you say something like "YEH sab POINT OF VIEW ka maamla hai! No need to argue! WHAT SAY AUDIENCE!" when u know very well u started it because your "point of view" was different? 😕 Himesh: You won't understand.😊 OBJ: I will. I'm a genius. ask my friends at india forums. 😃 Himesh: You know i'm paid 30 crores? 😉 OBJ: aaaah, got it! 😉 OBJ: So Vaishali is gonna win eh? yeah she's talented, and those sympathy votes cant harm her can they? Himesh: THOSE ARE NOT SYMPATHY VOTES MY FRIEND!😡 😡 😡 OBJ:(rubs ears)I'm not your friend.And Keep it down! Not everyone wears a cap or a chinese wig over their ears to be unnaffected by your shouting! 😡 HIMESH, i mean, Himesh: NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! COME CHILDREN! LET US REBEL! 😡 (Himesh calls some sad looking children on the stage and they all dance and pretend to have fun.) Himesh : MAAASOOOOM BACHCHOOON!!! LET US REBEL AGAINST THIS MADMAN! 😃 (needless to say, all hell breaks loose.) OBJ: CUT! brilliant, Himesh baby! 😃 Himesh : Why thank you, OBJ bhai. You were wonderful! HISTORY😊 OBJ: of course i was. 😳 Himesh: So I'll be getting my 40 crores when? 😃 OBJ: uh.. soon! soon! 😲 Himesh : OK then.. chal, bye!! 😃 OBJ: yea cya.... (aww man... i thought he said 40 rupees! Thats the problem with nasal people.😡Cant get what they're saying.) Hope you enjoyed it. No offense to himesh and his fans!

2. Five girls from this forum whom you would tie a rakhi on?😆
arre guru, if i'm not mistaken don't the girls tie rakhi on guys? you're asking him who will he tie a rakhi on? 😆😆
cal gal you're going to break cal-gal's heart. 😉😆
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Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

hey congrats OBJ!

no probs bitzy!!! 😉

Originally posted by: hira**

lol joe are you ok?😆thanks for the lovely song my young bro!😉

lol i couldnt write wa's name twice so i thought of u! 😆