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Posted: 9 years ago

#541

Originally posted by: .oblivion.

Nice my ass -_-

My ass is very nice. Thanks for the compliment.

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Posted: 9 years ago

#542

Originally posted by: .oblivion.

My name is Shivangi! Call me anything you like :D

Shivs Di? Call me anything you like too! I go by Baby most of the time tho 😆

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Posted: 9 years ago

#543

Originally posted by: philomath
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Why everyone gotta be so rude?🤔</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">My poor innocent eyes are being scarred😳</font>

We're Angels incarnate. ☺️ Please show me one rude soul out here?

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Posted: 9 years ago

#544

YOLO PEEPS. 😎

Actually, just hello. 🤔

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Posted: 9 years ago

#545

Starring J o t as Kokila Modi

Jot had woken up after a twelve hour long nap. Her lunch had been extremely satisfactory with the Italian Pasta, a Domino's Pizza and a McChicken burger with cookie as a dessert. (Lunch has dessert too, of course). She'd gone to sleep soon after lunch and woke up early in the morning which was not her style. Therefore, she went to the kitchen, had some chocolate ice cream, two cookies and the went back to sleep.
12 hours later
"Maaji, we are all prepared to leave for the big pooja. Could you tell us what it's for?" Yuvika asked, just adjusting her saree and applying her sindoor for fear of Kokila Modi.
"You don't need to know anything. Everything will be revealed at the pooja. Now, call Pooja." Jot commanded, her face full of excitement.
"Jee maaji, you called for me?" Pooja asked Jot, afraid that she'd done something wrong. She hated getting on the bad side of Kokila Modi as the four of them called her when she wasn't around. They felt like the typical bahus of Indian Television around her.
"Yes, tell the driver to get the car out and call everyone down. Also, change those hideous clothes of yours, yellow doesn't suit you one bit." Jot sneered and Pooja scuffled away from there.
They all soon got into the car and drove to the hall where the pooja was to be held. Everyone was excited to see what it was for. Currently, everyone was healthy and their monthly quote for poojas were also complete so when Kokila told them about the new one, they were all a bit taken aback.
"Dear leads, I realised that none of you know what to do with your life except doing poojas. I realised that the best way to get you to remember all of your goals was by doing a pooja to help you remember that you're currently supposed to be helping your children study and teach them how to do poojas but you all are busy solving crimes and doing everything except taking care of them." Jot said at which their eyes became wide and confusion filled them.
"Maaji, we only followed your orders by letting the children nurture themselves. Now you're telling us that you don't want us to do your bidding?" Nabila asked. She was the more open one of the leads and she wasn't afraid to tell Jot what she thought except at times when Jot was feeling particularly villainous.
"Nabila, are you speaking against me? When did I ever say they should nurture themselves? I'm not the nurturing kind but it doesn't mean you won't nurture them." Jot replies, anger clear in her eyes.
"Maaji, she was merely asking. I apologise on Nabila's behalf," Jillu said calmly. She was always the silent one. While Yuvi was innocent like Ishani, Nabila was always ready to pounce like Sandhya. Pooja was more the neutral one, much like Simar.
"It's okay, Jillu. You should really tell her to keep her mouth shut when it's not required. So, are you ready for the pooja to start? You don't need it because you're already very dedicated, the others need it a lot." Jot shot a nasty look towards Nabila and Nabila glared right back at her.
"Kokila Modiji, you are so lazy. I mean, the least you can do is help nurture the kids, but no. You're always off doing some pooja or the other," Nabila stated.
"Just because you're a good leader, it doesn't mean you can get away with everything. We respect your opinion but sometimes, you behave like an idiot," Pooja said, trying to be passive-aggresive.
"Maaji, you're a very nice person and you love us all but sometimes, it feels like you're suppressing us simply so that we don't take away your cookies. Sometimes, we want the cookies too," Yuvi tried to diffuse the situation.
"We love you, Kokila Modi. Please don't take offence to anything. You are like our Kokila Modi, always looking over us. I'm your Gopi because I know you love me the most, Nabila is your Sandhya, Pooja is your Simar and Yuvika is your Ishani. I know that you can't be mad with us for a long time when the villains are awaiting your presence," Jillu said, bringing a huge smile on Jot's face.
One thing can be concluded, Jot definitely is our Kokila Modi and we are all her mere minions.

Edited by puzzles. - 9 years ago

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Posted: 9 years ago

#546

Originally posted by: somergasm.

We're Angels incarnate. ☺️ Please show me one rude soul out here?

We're the purest of the pure. ☺️

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Posted: 9 years ago

#547

"Bahus, you've all psychoanalyzed me enough, now it's time for you to be analyzed." Jot said, smirking.

"Really Jotji, Come on," sighed Nabila.

"I'll start with you, Nabila. You have absolutely no interest in pujas and tremendously lazy and rude. On the bahu rating scale, you're a mere one but I'll give you a two. Ones are reserved only for special people." Jot finished, looking around to decide who's next.

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"Pooja, you are not as bad as Nabila but honestly, you're not amazing either. On the bahu rating scale, you're somewhat average. Although you are annoying, you are not as rude as Nabila bahu. Therefore, I'll give you a four," said Jot, waiting for Pooja or Nabila to reply, challenging them to do so.

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"Yuvika, you are a very innocent and nice lady but you are still lacking in your ability to conduct a puja. Unfortunately, it is a very important criteria on the bahu rating scale; hence, your score is a seven," Jot said, surprised because no one had interrupted her. Yet.

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"Jillu, my Gopi vahu. You are as perfect as Gopi is in every aspect so your score is a perfect ten. You get to order these three around for a day while I rest," Jot finished, ready to leave for bed.

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"Oh, don't go so soon Jotji, we have yet to give you your score." Krishna said, walking into the living room followed by Annie, Shivvy and Maliha.

"Oh, not you again. Why do you have to show up everywhere? Just leave me alone." Jot sighed and almost got away from them but was blocked by Annie.

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"Jot, Jot, Jot, when will you ever understand that you are not the smartest one here. On the bahu rating scale, you're at a o n e because you are special. Very special. Your only ability is to conduct a puja, which is done by millions of people everyday. Not really impressive," smirked Annie and Jot looked away, glaring at the walls around her.

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Krish and Annie invited everyone is the sasural and they ate cookies in front of Jot while Jot cursed them, unable to get away from there. Jot burnedin jealously while watching her enemies enjoying some cookies.

Edited by .Username. - 9 years ago