PARODY OS for SHREYA... dont miss this

On The Road opposite to the entrance of KKN office stood a woman in rags, with unkempt hair, smelling of dead rats and without makeup or anykind of grooming...

huddled in front of her sat some more men and women looking just like her...
They were drinking tea from cracked mugs while the woman entertained them with a beaming face...


Bhaiyon, Beheno, Dosto, Aur mere tamaam Dushmano... Main Shreya Bhagat Ex Business head of KKN.. Aap sab ka swagath karti hu...

Maafi chahungi mai kuch khaas intezam nahi kar paayi... magar ye haseen sham.. ye footpath, Rahul ki chai, (ek flask KKN se churake layi hu) Aur apno ki sohbat, zindagi me aur kya chahiye...

Last month KKN se nikaale jaane k baad mai bilkul depression me chali gayi... Mera ghar, car, bank balance sab kuch chala gaya... yaha tak mummy ne bhi mujhe disown kar diya... magar dheere dheere maine khudko sambhala... toh kya hua agar naukri nahi rahi.. aur koi
achhi naukri milegi bhi nahi... lekin mujhme talent hai... Jab maine pehli baar kabir ko dekha tab se poetry likhne lagi...

Socha na tha ki isi se pet bharna parega.. Ab designer sarees bhi na rahe ke unhe bechoo... Jinse udhar leke pehenti thi wo sab wapas legaye... Ab toh ek hi blouse hai mere pass... Aur Anita Aunty ne meherbani karke purane curtains de diye...

Khair.. Mere Samne Do Bowls hai.. Meri Shayari Pasand aaye toh dil khol k dena..aur agar na bhi pasand aye toh zyada nahi bas 2000rs dena.. Mere medicines thode mehenge hai na...

Anyways... Shuru kia jay..

Arz Karti hu...

Arre koi 'Irshaad' to bolo..
khair jaane do tum logo ko kya pata.

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Dil e nadaan tujhe hua kya hai?
Akhir mere pagalpann ki dawa kya hai?
Hum ko Dr.Dasgupta se thi ilaaj ki ummid,
Magar wo nahi jaanti meri bimari kya hai

Mai bhi muh me zubaan rakhti hu...
Kash pucho ki zuban me zeher kitna hai..
Chaalein kabir par nissar karti hu
Mai nahi jaanti kaise woh phasta nahi hai

Dil-E-Bipolar tujhe hua kya hai..
Aakhir Nayi Psychiatrist ka pata kya hai.
Maana ke bohot Kameeni hai Shreya...
Magar muft haath aaye toh bura kya?


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**2
Nuktacheen hai Ananya Madam
Mujhe Sunaaye na bane..
Baat Kya bane Jaahan
Meri Sautan ko aaye bane..

Ghair phirti hu liye yu RG ko ke agar...
Koi mujhko sataaye
to usko bin Marhwaye na bane..


Mai bulati toh hu kabir ko...
magar ae bipolar-e-dil...
usspe ban aye kuch aise..
ke uske dil ke chote tukdre na bane...

Mujhpar zor nahi hai...
Mai woh naagin, khalid..
KKN ko tabah karne aayi mai,
woh business head jo bin baat pe dasse.

_.._~

**3
Ye na thee hamari kismat,
ke reunion-e-Kabir hota..
agar aur KKN me rehte..
Toh sirf insult hi hota...

Manav ke waade par jiye hum..
toh nahi jaan woh jhooth jaana..
Ke goli se naa ura dete..
agar aetbaar nahi hota...

Huye National chanel pe hum jo ruswa...
huye kyu na *gharq-e-dariya..
Na kahi medical records milte
Na bayaan deti Dr. Dasgupta..

Ye naa thi hamari kismat...
Ke phirse Kabir hasil hota...

Kabir puche mere dilse...
Ye khalish kahaan se hoti..
Jo Ananya ek baar marti...

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Mai Shreya... Rahungi hamesha KKN kii...
Mat bhejo waapis paagalkhaane,
Wohi se toh bhaag aayi thi...
Mai Shreya...
Pehli biwi kabir ki...
Usske dil k tudre liye...
Ab mai chaen se jail jaungi...

...
she suddenly falls silent as she hears another woman singing...

.
Mat ro behna...
Sunn mera kehna..
Ab toh tujhe Jail me hi rehna
Tu Shreya...
Rahegi hamesha Sautann meri...
Kab sudhregi, meri muh boli didi...
Tu Shreya... maafi ke layak nahi..
Sarhhti reh tu Jail me...
Mai Kabir Ke Saath mazey karungi...

Shreya smiled at Ananya, and approached her for a hug...
"Mai jaanti thi behen.. tum zarur aaogi"

Ananya takes a step back...The stench makes her dizzy but she is polite enough not to remark.
"Kaise nahi aati Didi... Tumhe Vida jo karna tha... Khalid apne Haatho se tumhara Criminal-Daan(kanyadaan) Karenge... Aur Kabir tumhara handcuff-bandhan(gathbandhan) karna chahta hai...Aur ye kya tum khud hi baraat leke agayi.. Im so happy for u"

Just then the people seated on the road jump up, alarmed by the siren of the approaching police cars...
Before anyone can flee, Kabir, Khalid, Sunny and others appear next to Ananya..
and Khurana and the other policemen dismount and quickly gather all the people in the jeep.

Coming to Shreya at Last..
He Reads out the warrant.

"Ms. Shreya Bhagat, Aapko, Conspiracy, Murder, Police ko gumrah karne ke, Apne baare me galat info dene ke liye Aur kayi alag jurm karne k liye Giraftar kiya jata hai... Aur ha... Pagalkhane ke poore ek ward ko bhagane ke liye, Aur unhe yu road pe khula chorhne k liye aap pe alag charges bante hai.. Chaliye.."
He grips her hand and shoves her into the police jeep.

Thanking Kabir and the rest he drives away...

Kabir and The Gang are so happy... Finally they got rid of Shreya.. they did a victory dance on the road itself...
Sunny then Asked to Kabir..

"Sir aapne notice kiya... 3 lady const. hote huwe bhi.. Khurane Ji ne khud Shreya ka haath pakar ke use bithaya.. Kahi mai jo Soch raha hu...?"

Kabir Grins, his eyes twinkling... While all of them Shout and Groan..

Sunny: Dekha hai pehli baar...
KhuranaJi ke aankho me pyaar...
chorus - all: ye kya hua, ye kyu hua
Kabir: ShreyaJi Gayi Sasural (jail)...
Parega Ussko khub saara maarh!
chorus- all: Maza ayega, maza ayega

And So The KKN waale lived happily ever after.
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Hello All.. I hope U like this Crazy creation of mine... I didnt mean to Offend or degrage anybody, This was just a parody sort of thing only for entertainment... The last day of Reporters are approaching.. I just want to cheer u all... I apologize if anything sounded wrong to U...
btw...

*gharq-e-dariya means drowning the sea.. (for those who dont know the meaning)

**1 , **2 , **3 These are Sher"s written by Mirza Ghalib... They have been Turned into songs named so-and-so Respectively

**1 - DIL E NADAAN by TALAT M. & SURAIYA.

**2 - NUKTACHEEN HAI GHAM E DIL by SURAIYA

**3 - YE NA THI HAMARI KISMAT by SURAIYA..


These are really old songs... Absolute gems.. u must listen to them old music...

By the I think Mirza Ghalib is cursing me from heaven in chaste Urdu...
"Namakool Ladki.. kya hashr kia hai hamari shayari ki.. Lahol wala quwat!!"
Lol

I'd like to end by saying... This journey has been most exciting and enjoyable... May all of us keep in touch even after the show has ended... May We Get season 2.. but most of all.. May we, viewers get some more unconventional shows like #REPORTERS...

oh god! Im getting overwhelmed now...
I'll sign off now...

Love U all...
Sumaya..

#REPORTERS_LOVER_4EVR

ohhh my God...too hilarious...

Originally posted by: Sagi.

ohhh my God...too hilarious...

Tried singing all of them.

BTW, where did you get the old songs from?

heheee... Thanks SagarikaJi.. Oh Im a huge fan of Old Music... I came across them on Annu kapoor's show on Mastii chanel.. I downloaded them and have been hooked to them eversince 😉

Originally posted by: SumuDaEscapist

heheee... Thanks SagarikaJi.. Oh Im a huge fan of Old Music... I came across them on Annu kapoor's show on Mastii chanel.. I downloaded them and have been hooked to them eversince 😉

Chalo Khurana ko koi mil gya 😉😉...but shreya😕...r u sure Khurana is able to handle her.. 😆😆

Khurana and Shreya 🤣🤣