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NO TAKING PANGA WID AASHI !!!!
YUVI could not control his laughter….he was laughing his head off by what AASHI told him….
YUVI: hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa…🤣
AASHI: stop it okay….aapney teeth dikhana band karo?
YUVI held his stomach, and he was feeling as if his stomach will burst out now…
YUVI: that's it AASHI…aur kuch mat bolna…warna I'll die…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………..🤣
AASHI: get a grip, tum agar meri jagah par hotey toh?
YUVI: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa…..definately kisikey haath mein 18,000 ka bill nahi deta tha mein okay..ha ha ha ha ha ha………🤣
AASHI: ab it wasn't my mistake okay…aur tumney toh poori baat suni bhi nahi… peechley aadhey ghantey sey aapney stomach ki bones tod rahey ho.
YUVI: Ah..Ah…AASHI (trying to calm himself)….stomach mein bones nahi hoti..neways….fir kya hua?????🤣
AASHI: fir kya???tumney suna hi kya abhi tak…
😡
YUVI: theek hai bolo…I won't laugh…( in TIA's style…) YUVI's promise…… 😳😳 😳
AASHI: okay…toh hua yeh….( AASHI began giving the description) 😆
Scene change…SONIA is sitting in her garden reading her critics in the magazine….unaware of the terrible shock which she is gonna get now…
SONIA: uu maa, etha ki??? 😲( the Bengali phrase…) yeh…yeh media waley..mujhey chain sey jeeney nahi dengey, what is this??? SONIA RAY in her late sixties…. Oh..( she threw the magazine away..) inpar toh case file kar dena chahiye…. SONIA RAY…SIXTIES….ohhhhh……😲😲😲
After a while, a servant of his came to him…
SERVANT: MAM….aapsey koi DEVYANI JEEPKATEY (DJ) milney aai hai… 😕
SONIA: DEVYANI what katey???? 😉 😉
SERVANT: ahh…( the lady interrupts… I really want you'll to have her oscar description 😆 , I guess that will tickle your funny bone even more… 😆 😆 a wheatish complexion, with dark red saree with navy blue border 😕 😕 , a backless blouse, 3600-2400-3600, that's her figure 😆 😆 ,wao…how slim nah… with huge specks and not two but three teeth outside her mouth 😕 😕 😕 , blowing her nose every three seconds with a voice like a parrot that too very loud… 😆 😆 😆 .so this master figure named DEVYANI JEEPKATEY came along with her suputra…..his description is his mother was seeming civilized infront of him..now you imagine what the son must be 😡 ???…and she also had plates filled with I donno what all things…now read ahead… 😳 .)
SONIA: ahhh…I'm sorry mein Sundays ko autographs nahi deti… 😉
LADY: ( in her parrot voice ) NAMSTEY ji……….. 😕
SONIA lost her balance..her voice was so dam loud…
SONIA: ahhh…hello….aap???? 😕 😕
LADY: mein…..ji mein DEVYANI JEEPKATEY hoon.. 😆
SONIA: aap?? Aap kya logo ki zabaan kaat ti hai?
LADY: nahi ji…….mein aapni bahu ko leney aai hoon…yeh shagun.. 😕 😕 😕
SONIA: bahu!!!! sorry merey yahaan aapki bahu nahi hai.. meri bas ek beti hai….and abhi who bahar gai hui hai..aap kis bahu ki baat kar rahi hai?
LADY: ANVESHA…..aapki beti…….. 🤢 🤢 🤢
That was it……….SONIA skipped a breath….her expression was sumthing, as is she did not know what to do……she just did this….
SONIA: whattttttttttttt???????????????????? 😲 Tumhara…tumhara dimaag kharaab hai…niklo yahaan sey….niklo…
😡 LADY: arey….aap merey chand ko dekh toh lijiye…yeh… ( gosh…her IDIOTIC SON…….yarrrr......woh sharma raha tha as if SONIA is already her mother in law…he had put his mother's saree corner in his mouth, behaving just like a .....yakkkkkkkkkkkkkk……..)
SONIA: yeh…….yehhhh…yehhhhhhhhhh…( and SONIA faints……)
LADY: arey utho ji….arey..utho……. 😆 😆
( hey…do remember her parrot loud voice…finally AASHI arrived after one hour…and the scenario she saw…SONIA with a cold water bag on her head, and this lady is not at all ready to end her bak bakk…AASHI was astonished…and shocked too..she dindot know what movie is going onn….she murmered…) 😛
AASHI: hey bhagguuu…yeh creepy frog kaun hai? And who is this ajeeb looking lady..and…( now she says..) MAMMA……. 😕
LADY: aaaaaaaaa gai betiiiiiiiiiii……..( she goes and hugs AASHI 🤢
Tight..….AASHI almost lost her balance…and that shocking face.. 😕 😕 😕
AASHI: ahhh…aap…aap kaun hai????I mean.... 😕
LADY: mein…..mein teri saas hoon…
AASHI: SAAS…..( she shouts…) 😲
MOM…yahaan ho kya raha hai????? Yeh dono cartoon kaun hai??? 😡
GUY: AASHI ji..mein…mein aapka honey wala….( and he hides his face behind his mother…) 😡
AASHI:huuhhhhhhhh…..
SONIA manages to get up…she goes to AASHI and murmers in her ear everything what she faced in that past one hour….
AASHI: aapney inko yahaan baithney kaisey diya mom… 😡 .you know that I'm seeing YUVI 😡 …aur yeh….yeh statue of bhains meri mother in law 😡 😡 … and this…this picaso ki raddi wali painting mera husband… 😡 ..I'll deal wid him now….( AASHI really lost her head…..she stamped her feet and went to the SON-MOMMY jodi..) 😡
AASHI: dekhiye….
LADY: beta….yeh mera chand hai..
AASHI: tumharey chand par SONAR LUNAR eclipse ek saath laga hai moti..I mean aunty ( uuff….)
LADY: tum iskey saath bahar ghoomo….tumhey bhi accha lagega…
AASHI: arey yarrrrrrrrr…….I don't love him..I mean..he is not even my friend man…wat a pain man... 😡 😡 😡
GUY: AASHI….merey paas char factory aur teen bungalow hai…
😳 AASHI: toh…..jao jaakar orrisa mein MOHINIATTAM karo… 😡
This idiotic convo kept on dragging for half an hour…both the IDIOTS made AASHI really really loose her temper out…finally…. 😡
AASHI: phewwwwwwwwwwwwww………okay…chalo….
GUY: kahaan?
AASHI: TAJ HOTEL….GATEWAY OF INDIA 😳 😳 !!!! ( she gave her preetiest expression..ooppsssss us cartoon ko pata nahi what is he gonna face 😆 ???) chalo nah….pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee……… 😳
SONIA got the gut feeling that AASHI is gonna eat up the guy alive 😆 😆 ..but she did not stop her cause even her brain nerves were shouting GET LOST 😡 😡 😡 !!!!
LADY: chaliye baccho ko jaaney detey hai..hum aur aap batein kartey hai…( phas gai bechari SONIA….AASHI went out wid the DICK….and there they reached the TAJ…..) 🤢
AASHI: arey tum bhi baitho…. 😳 😳
GUY: heheeeeeeeee…( again sharmaofying…) 😕 😕
AASHI: toh tumhey mujhey par Maurya mein crush hua… 😳 .tum merey seniour they..and Yuvi key daarr sey tumney mujhye propose nahi kiya right…
😡 GUY: heheheeeeeeeee……( yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
AASHI: hmmmm…gr888..ossuummmm…ahh haan..tum kya khaogey? ( she murmers.. jooton key alawa.. 🤢 )
GUY: ji….jo bhi aap mangayein..mein chup chaap kha loonga…. 😳
AASHI: ( goshhhh……..AASHI literally held her fist tight to smash his face ..but she showed him a happy go lucky smile.. ☢️ ) ha ha haaa…that's so sweet !!!! accha suniye…( DHIN-TADAK TIK DHIN TADAK TIK DHIN TADAK TIK THA THA THA…… 👏 👏 👏 ) ahhhh…aap ek Veg Choupsey, veg noodles, veg Manchurian, Spring rolls, paneer, Nan ….. blah blah blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh…….. she read out almost half the menu card…
😆 And haan…chocolate shake….abhi itna ley aaiye..LUNCH ka order baadmein doongi jaiye….and you.. 😉
GUY: heheheeeeeeeee……..
AASHI: whatever…btw…tumhara naam kya hai??? 😡
GUY: BHANAVDAS..he ehe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………
AASHI raised an eyebrow of hers….she drank her eighth glass of water..😲
AASHI: cool…waisey tumhey graveyard se darr toh nahi lagta hai nah 😆 😆 ..humari next date wahi hogi..and haan, wahaan key bhooton ko disturb mat karna… 😆 😆 warna tumhey kha jayengey…Yuvi key pehley jo mera boyfriend tha, uska grandson wahaan ka watchman tha…
😆 😆 😆
GUY: ji…….( getting bit scared..)
AASHI: haanji…….and kya batao tumhey?mein chahati hoon, hum dono ki shadi key pehley sab clarify ho jaye… 😆 😆 😆 mujhey khana banana aata hai…woh
bhi kerosense mein… 😆 😆 😆 mein sabsey pehla bite tumhey aapney hatho sey khilaoongi , and milk… tumharey ghar mein buffalos toh hogi, tum roz unhey milk karna…ohh… 😕 😕 😕 .the food is here….and mein us milk mein bournvita aur boost ek saath daalkar mango shake banaoongi….and DEVDAS.. 😡
GUY: BHANAVDAS 😆 😆 😆
AASHI:ahh haan.. shadi key baad jab tum pregnant ho jaogey tumhey LILAVATI restaurant 😲 , I mean HOSPITAL mein admit karengey haan….wahaan ki rocking nurse…waooo….. ( goshhhhhhhhh…AASHI…bas karo…) 😆
GUY: ji mein pregnant…😲
AASHI: haan…testube baby….🤣 ( then silently…) aajkal science bahut tarakki kar chukka hai… kuch bhi possible hai hmmmmmmmmmmmm..🤣
AASHI scared the guy hell out….jitna usney AASHI ko nahi sataya utna AASHI ney…hey bahgguuu……AASHI's scare ceremony went on and onn for two hours…and after that…….. 🤣 🤣
YUVI: haha ha ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……….. and then the 18,000 ka bill..oh god……………🤣
AASHI: haha ha ahaaaaaaa…🤣 haan yarrr….I feel pity for him…
YUVI: Now you feel pity for him…ha ha ha ha 🤣 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…us nerd key paas paisey they? 🤣
AASHI: Bhaggu knows? Mein toh asthama attack ka drama karkey yahaan bhaag aai…
😆 YUVI: and uski darling mother?? 🤣 🤪
AASHI: arey uski mom nah…hey bhagguuuuuuu….MAMMA !!!!!!!!!!! 🤡
hope you'll will this peice of cake !!!!
YUVI could not control his laughter….he was laughing his head off by what AASHI told him….
YUVI: hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa…🤣
AASHI: stop it okay….aapney teeth dikhana band karo?
YUVI held his stomach, and he was feeling as if his stomach will burst out now…
YUVI: that's it AASHI…aur kuch mat bolna…warna I'll die…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………..🤣
AASHI: get a grip, tum agar meri jagah par hotey toh?
YUVI: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa…..definately kisikey haath mein 18,000 ka bill nahi deta tha mein okay..ha ha ha ha ha ha………🤣
AASHI: ab it wasn't my mistake okay…aur tumney toh poori baat suni bhi nahi… peechley aadhey ghantey sey aapney stomach ki bones tod rahey ho.
YUVI: Ah..Ah…AASHI (trying to calm himself)….stomach mein bones nahi hoti..neways….fir kya hua?????🤣
AASHI: fir kya???tumney suna hi kya abhi tak…
😡
YUVI: theek hai bolo…I won't laugh…( in TIA's style…) YUVI's promise…… 😳😳 😳
AASHI: okay…toh hua yeh….( AASHI began giving the description) 😆
Scene change…SONIA is sitting in her garden reading her critics in the magazine….unaware of the terrible shock which she is gonna get now…
SONIA: uu maa, etha ki??? 😲( the Bengali phrase…) yeh…yeh media waley..mujhey chain sey jeeney nahi dengey, what is this??? SONIA RAY in her late sixties…. Oh..( she threw the magazine away..) inpar toh case file kar dena chahiye…. SONIA RAY…SIXTIES….ohhhhh……😲😲😲
After a while, a servant of his came to him…
SERVANT: MAM….aapsey koi DEVYANI JEEPKATEY (DJ) milney aai hai… 😕
SONIA: DEVYANI what katey???? 😉 😉
SERVANT: ahh…( the lady interrupts… I really want you'll to have her oscar description 😆 , I guess that will tickle your funny bone even more… 😆 😆 a wheatish complexion, with dark red saree with navy blue border 😕 😕 , a backless blouse, 3600-2400-3600, that's her figure 😆 😆 ,wao…how slim nah… with huge specks and not two but three teeth outside her mouth 😕 😕 😕 , blowing her nose every three seconds with a voice like a parrot that too very loud… 😆 😆 😆 .so this master figure named DEVYANI JEEPKATEY came along with her suputra…..his description is his mother was seeming civilized infront of him..now you imagine what the son must be 😡 ???…and she also had plates filled with I donno what all things…now read ahead… 😳 .)
SONIA: ahhh…I'm sorry mein Sundays ko autographs nahi deti… 😉
LADY: ( in her parrot voice ) NAMSTEY ji……….. 😕
SONIA lost her balance..her voice was so dam loud…
SONIA: ahhh…hello….aap???? 😕 😕
LADY: mein…..ji mein DEVYANI JEEPKATEY hoon.. 😆
SONIA: aap?? Aap kya logo ki zabaan kaat ti hai?
LADY: nahi ji…….mein aapni bahu ko leney aai hoon…yeh shagun.. 😕 😕 😕
SONIA: bahu!!!! sorry merey yahaan aapki bahu nahi hai.. meri bas ek beti hai….and abhi who bahar gai hui hai..aap kis bahu ki baat kar rahi hai?
LADY: ANVESHA…..aapki beti…….. 🤢 🤢 🤢
That was it……….SONIA skipped a breath….her expression was sumthing, as is she did not know what to do……she just did this….
SONIA: whattttttttttttt???????????????????? 😲 Tumhara…tumhara dimaag kharaab hai…niklo yahaan sey….niklo…
😡 LADY: arey….aap merey chand ko dekh toh lijiye…yeh… ( gosh…her IDIOTIC SON…….yarrrr......woh sharma raha tha as if SONIA is already her mother in law…he had put his mother's saree corner in his mouth, behaving just like a .....yakkkkkkkkkkkkkk……..)
SONIA: yeh…….yehhhh…yehhhhhhhhhh…( and SONIA faints……)
LADY: arey utho ji….arey..utho……. 😆 😆
( hey…do remember her parrot loud voice…finally AASHI arrived after one hour…and the scenario she saw…SONIA with a cold water bag on her head, and this lady is not at all ready to end her bak bakk…AASHI was astonished…and shocked too..she dindot know what movie is going onn….she murmered…) 😛
AASHI: hey bhagguuu…yeh creepy frog kaun hai? And who is this ajeeb looking lady..and…( now she says..) MAMMA……. 😕
LADY: aaaaaaaaa gai betiiiiiiiiiii……..( she goes and hugs AASHI 🤢
Tight..….AASHI almost lost her balance…and that shocking face.. 😕 😕 😕
AASHI: ahhh…aap…aap kaun hai????I mean.... 😕
LADY: mein…..mein teri saas hoon…
AASHI: SAAS…..( she shouts…) 😲
MOM…yahaan ho kya raha hai????? Yeh dono cartoon kaun hai??? 😡
GUY: AASHI ji..mein…mein aapka honey wala….( and he hides his face behind his mother…) 😡
AASHI:huuhhhhhhhh…..
SONIA manages to get up…she goes to AASHI and murmers in her ear everything what she faced in that past one hour….
AASHI: aapney inko yahaan baithney kaisey diya mom… 😡 .you know that I'm seeing YUVI 😡 …aur yeh….yeh statue of bhains meri mother in law 😡 😡 … and this…this picaso ki raddi wali painting mera husband… 😡 ..I'll deal wid him now….( AASHI really lost her head…..she stamped her feet and went to the SON-MOMMY jodi..) 😡
AASHI: dekhiye….
LADY: beta….yeh mera chand hai..
AASHI: tumharey chand par SONAR LUNAR eclipse ek saath laga hai moti..I mean aunty ( uuff….)
LADY: tum iskey saath bahar ghoomo….tumhey bhi accha lagega…
AASHI: arey yarrrrrrrrr…….I don't love him..I mean..he is not even my friend man…wat a pain man... 😡 😡 😡
GUY: AASHI….merey paas char factory aur teen bungalow hai…
😳 AASHI: toh…..jao jaakar orrisa mein MOHINIATTAM karo… 😡
This idiotic convo kept on dragging for half an hour…both the IDIOTS made AASHI really really loose her temper out…finally…. 😡
AASHI: phewwwwwwwwwwwwww………okay…chalo….
GUY: kahaan?
AASHI: TAJ HOTEL….GATEWAY OF INDIA 😳 😳 !!!! ( she gave her preetiest expression..ooppsssss us cartoon ko pata nahi what is he gonna face 😆 ???) chalo nah….pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee……… 😳
SONIA got the gut feeling that AASHI is gonna eat up the guy alive 😆 😆 ..but she did not stop her cause even her brain nerves were shouting GET LOST 😡 😡 😡 !!!!
LADY: chaliye baccho ko jaaney detey hai..hum aur aap batein kartey hai…( phas gai bechari SONIA….AASHI went out wid the DICK….and there they reached the TAJ…..) 🤢
AASHI: arey tum bhi baitho…. 😳 😳
GUY: heheeeeeeeee…( again sharmaofying…) 😕 😕
AASHI: toh tumhey mujhey par Maurya mein crush hua… 😳 .tum merey seniour they..and Yuvi key daarr sey tumney mujhye propose nahi kiya right…
😡 GUY: heheheeeeeeeee……( yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
AASHI: hmmmm…gr888..ossuummmm…ahh haan..tum kya khaogey? ( she murmers.. jooton key alawa.. 🤢 )
GUY: ji….jo bhi aap mangayein..mein chup chaap kha loonga…. 😳
AASHI: ( goshhhh……..AASHI literally held her fist tight to smash his face ..but she showed him a happy go lucky smile.. ☢️ ) ha ha haaa…that's so sweet !!!! accha suniye…( DHIN-TADAK TIK DHIN TADAK TIK DHIN TADAK TIK THA THA THA…… 👏 👏 👏 ) ahhhh…aap ek Veg Choupsey, veg noodles, veg Manchurian, Spring rolls, paneer, Nan ….. blah blah blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh…….. she read out almost half the menu card…
😆 And haan…chocolate shake….abhi itna ley aaiye..LUNCH ka order baadmein doongi jaiye….and you.. 😉
GUY: heheheeeeeeeee……..
AASHI: whatever…btw…tumhara naam kya hai??? 😡
GUY: BHANAVDAS..he ehe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………
AASHI raised an eyebrow of hers….she drank her eighth glass of water..😲
AASHI: cool…waisey tumhey graveyard se darr toh nahi lagta hai nah 😆 😆 ..humari next date wahi hogi..and haan, wahaan key bhooton ko disturb mat karna… 😆 😆 warna tumhey kha jayengey…Yuvi key pehley jo mera boyfriend tha, uska grandson wahaan ka watchman tha…
😆 😆 😆
GUY: ji…….( getting bit scared..)
AASHI: haanji…….and kya batao tumhey?mein chahati hoon, hum dono ki shadi key pehley sab clarify ho jaye… 😆 😆 😆 mujhey khana banana aata hai…woh
bhi kerosense mein… 😆 😆 😆 mein sabsey pehla bite tumhey aapney hatho sey khilaoongi , and milk… tumharey ghar mein buffalos toh hogi, tum roz unhey milk karna…ohh… 😕 😕 😕 .the food is here….and mein us milk mein bournvita aur boost ek saath daalkar mango shake banaoongi….and DEVDAS.. 😡
GUY: BHANAVDAS 😆 😆 😆
AASHI:ahh haan.. shadi key baad jab tum pregnant ho jaogey tumhey LILAVATI restaurant 😲 , I mean HOSPITAL mein admit karengey haan….wahaan ki rocking nurse…waooo….. ( goshhhhhhhhh…AASHI…bas karo…) 😆
GUY: ji mein pregnant…😲
AASHI: haan…testube baby….🤣 ( then silently…) aajkal science bahut tarakki kar chukka hai… kuch bhi possible hai hmmmmmmmmmmmm..🤣
AASHI scared the guy hell out….jitna usney AASHI ko nahi sataya utna AASHI ney…hey bahgguuu……AASHI's scare ceremony went on and onn for two hours…and after that…….. 🤣 🤣
YUVI: haha ha ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……….. and then the 18,000 ka bill..oh god……………🤣
AASHI: haha ha ahaaaaaaa…🤣 haan yarrr….I feel pity for him…
YUVI: Now you feel pity for him…ha ha ha ha 🤣 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…us nerd key paas paisey they? 🤣
AASHI: Bhaggu knows? Mein toh asthama attack ka drama karkey yahaan bhaag aai…
😆 YUVI: and uski darling mother?? 🤣 🤪
AASHI: arey uski mom nah…hey bhagguuuuuuu….MAMMA !!!!!!!!!!! 🤡
hope you'll will this peice of cake !!!!
