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Alrite friends...here is another ONE SHOT of mine.... 😳
WACKO-PSYCO on a PICNIC
The mauryans are out on their trip to goa, for their picnic, Wacko-Psyco are still in their fifth, hope you'll remember my 😛
WACKO-PSYCO ORIGIN, As usual both are too much three much magarmuch….. 😃 😃
Both are highly busy in the rocking fite….poor teachers held them…trying to sort out the …arey…sab mein hi bol doon kya????? 😳
AASHI: leave me mam, mein is trynasaur Rex key egg ka omlet banaa doongi. 😉 😉
YUVI: Let go off me Sir, is ponytail crack ko mein sea mein drown kar doonga, how dare she? 🤢 🤢 🤢
AASHI: How dare I? How dare you?????tumney merey tennis racket ko haath kaisey lagaya haan? ( still struggling hard to free herself to kill Yuvi) 😡 😡
YUVI: ( pointing his fingers towards her….) jaisey tumney merey guitar ko haath lagaya. 😡 😡
AASHI: ha…ha…….ha………. tumhara 16th century ka guitar sofa par sofa cover ki tarah spread tha, mujhey wahaan baithna tha u IDIOT…………. 🤢 😡
YUVI: Isiliye tumney merey guitar ko ( now top of his voice) garbage bin key peechey rakh diya…kahi aur nahi rakh sakti thi??????? 🤢
AASHI: duh-uh…….bhaggu ko thank karo ki mainey tumharey master ghati guitar ko GOA key kisi market mein 25 paise mein sell nahi kiya……😡 😈
YUVI: just shut upp youuuuuuu…………
Gloria ran as fast as she could to tell Jumbo bout…………
GLORIA: S…..S…..Sir…..Jamwal Sir….. 🤢 🤢
JUMBO: kya hua GLORIA???? Tum haaf kyu rahi ho?
GLORIA: Sir…woh….Anvesha aur Yuvraj….. 🤢 🤢
JUMBO: ahhh…bas..bas…bas…agey mat bolo…jaldi chalo……..
The Mahayudh in the loby was gaining high fever… 😆
AASHI: Bhaggu please….please mujhey strength do is abstract Art ka murder karney key liye. 😡
YUVI: Tum mujhey touch toh karkey dikhao…
😡
Jumbo made his grand entry doing his extra kool cat walk……or rather.. elephant walk… 😆 😆
JUMBO: Shut upp…..Shut upp both of you PICNIC par aaye ho, enjoy nahi kar saktey kya? 😕 😕 😕
YUVI: ENJOY…..that too wid this freak female…
AASHI: Exactly, sir, is nokia key old model key saath enjoy….you must be kidding….. 🤪
JUMBO: arey chuppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!!tum dono jab kabhi miltey ho aisa lagta hai India-Pakistan mil rahey hain, beach mein ksi na kisi ko LOC banna hi padta hai…mein tum dono ko warn kar raha hoon..ANVESHA..
AASHI: pehley mera naam kyu? 😕 😳 😕
JUMBO: okay YUVRAJ…..
YUVI: Pehley mera naam kyu? 😕 😳 😕
JUMBO: oh hhhhhhhooooooooooooo………… 😡 😡 😡 ( he pats his head……) tum dono, agar tum dono ney ab fight kari, mein tum dono ko wapas Mumbai courier kar doonga. Have I made myself clear…..
Jumbo leaves, and Gloria follows him as usual….the crowd got disappered in a fraction of second, AASHI teased JUMBO by her tongue out 👏 … then she turned towards YUVRAJ DEV, and there even YUVRAJ DEV was staring her high wid dark red eyes 😡 😡 😡 ready to eat her alive, both starred each other wid extra big eyes…it was seeming as if even their souls are ready wid swords and spades to kill each other. 🐷 😈
AASHI: ( gave a one sided wicked wacky look) huh…..( and left…) 😳
YUVI: ( raised an eyebrow) huh….. ( and left tooo…) 😡
Now in their respective rooms;
AASHI wanted to calm her down, thus wanted to talk to her only best friend and Mom…SONIA…. 😊 😊
AASHI: okay listen…mujhey unsey abhi isi waqt baat karni hai…unhey phone do cookie…. 😊
COOKIE: I know…I know AASHI, but SONIA ek bahut important meeting mein hai…uskey new producer key saath, uski new movie….. 😕 😕 😕
AASHI: ( wid a very low heart, and wid a very low voice…) but I need my mom… 😭
COOKIE could feel AASHI's feelings, but she was helpless too, AASHI had wet eyes 😭 but she disconnected the cell 😭 . On the other end YUVI was being spanked hard by corruption ooppsssss Politician Yashwant Dev 🤣 .big mouth owner Mr. Ashish Jamwal spat everything to YD bout YUVI, and there YUVI's parade was in session. 😆 Jumbo could not snitch to SONIA cause she was…you…know where man….
YUVI: but DAD…..meri koi galti nahi thi..usney…
😡
YD: Mujhey kuch nahi sunna hai Yuvraj, who jo kuch bhi ho, tum mujhey embarrass mat kiya karo , samjhey tum.
YUVI: ( he had tightened his wrist) ji dad. ( and YD disconnected the call…)
With furiousness and in a state of agony, Yuvi went down to the beach and sat on the sand 😳 , looking at the uneven tides, his hands were playing wid the sand whereas the mind was on MARS. 😆 Suddenly a small stone pricked him 😕 , he picked it up and threw it aside unknowingly 😳 😳 ….within three seconds he got a hit back… he turned aside and saw AASHI staring at him while she sat on the cool sand, she then turned her face aside from Yuvi.. 😳 Yuvi got up and went to her…. 😳 😳
AASHI ( gave a double look when Yuvi had come close to her…) 😳 now we are even, tumney mujhey stone maara, mainey tumhey, 😉 😉 😉 and haan…mein bilkul jhagdey key mood mein nahi hoon, so vanish Psyco…
😕 YUVI: do you mind agar mein yahaan thodi deir baitho? 😛
AASHI: are you talking to me? 😕
YUVI sat down beside her, his arms touched AASHI' arms, but it was a mistake…but a kool mistake…
😳
YUVI: ahh….sorry..
AASHI: that's okay…. ( she turned back again..) 😕 😭 😭
YUVI: huh…. ( YUVI released a breath…) 😃
AASHI: kya….kya hua????? 😃
YUVI: do you think parents can understand us?
AASHI: listen..mein abhi GHAR GHAR khelney key mood mein bilkul nahi hoon okay. 😭
YUVI: well actually yes…just chuck it off man…ahhh…tumhara koi boyfriend hai?( tooo cute YUVRAJ DEV.. 👍🏼 👍🏼👍🏼) 😆
AASHI: ( she was pushed back this one…) what????? 😲
YUVI: haan…Boyfriend…!!!!!hai?????
AASHI: haaaaaa…tumney kya irritation pills khai hai???? Do minute chup nahi baith saktey kya? 🤬
YUVI: ( he realized late…) you are crying?????? You are crying !!!!!! AASHI….tum..you are crying !!!!!!!!
AASHI: tubelight ho???…..flicker kar karkey jaltey ho kya? 😭
YUVI: hey…I'm sorry…aaj jo bhi hua..I…I'm really sorry agar tumhey bura laga…. 😳 😭
AASHI: duh-uh no…thats not the reason…. I'm missing mamma…missing her a lot !!! 😭
YUVI: oh hoo..then call her up ( he kept his hand on AASHI's shoulder ) 😳
AASHI: I tried…who busy hai…pata nahi kyu…I…I'm missing her..a lot…( Aashi kept her hand on her face..) 😭
YUVI: hey WACKO…..tum bahut strong ho…
AASHI: hey bhagguuuuu…can't you see…I'm crying….
And tum mujhey WWE mein participate karwana chahatey ho, STRONG….you know what?????? 😆
And started jhadofying YUVI, but I guess YUVI was not able to hear what she is uttering 😳 , but could see only the cute doll 😳 , who was missing her mum, and really needed a friend 😳 , was this the start of the most happening love story ❤️ ? After 10 mins when finally AASHI ended up… 😛
AASHI: duh-uh…..kuch bolo…….mein Taj Mahal nahi hoon, stop staring…
YUVI could say nothing….he laughed and hugged her !!!!!! 🤗
hope you'll liked this one !!!!!!!!! 😳 😳 😳
WACKO-PSYCO on a PICNIC
The mauryans are out on their trip to goa, for their picnic, Wacko-Psyco are still in their fifth, hope you'll remember my 😛
WACKO-PSYCO ORIGIN, As usual both are too much three much magarmuch….. 😃 😃
Both are highly busy in the rocking fite….poor teachers held them…trying to sort out the …arey…sab mein hi bol doon kya????? 😳
AASHI: leave me mam, mein is trynasaur Rex key egg ka omlet banaa doongi. 😉 😉
YUVI: Let go off me Sir, is ponytail crack ko mein sea mein drown kar doonga, how dare she? 🤢 🤢 🤢
AASHI: How dare I? How dare you?????tumney merey tennis racket ko haath kaisey lagaya haan? ( still struggling hard to free herself to kill Yuvi) 😡 😡
YUVI: ( pointing his fingers towards her….) jaisey tumney merey guitar ko haath lagaya. 😡 😡
AASHI: ha…ha…….ha………. tumhara 16th century ka guitar sofa par sofa cover ki tarah spread tha, mujhey wahaan baithna tha u IDIOT…………. 🤢 😡
YUVI: Isiliye tumney merey guitar ko ( now top of his voice) garbage bin key peechey rakh diya…kahi aur nahi rakh sakti thi??????? 🤢
AASHI: duh-uh…….bhaggu ko thank karo ki mainey tumharey master ghati guitar ko GOA key kisi market mein 25 paise mein sell nahi kiya……😡 😈
YUVI: just shut upp youuuuuuu…………
Gloria ran as fast as she could to tell Jumbo bout…………
GLORIA: S…..S…..Sir…..Jamwal Sir….. 🤢 🤢
JUMBO: kya hua GLORIA???? Tum haaf kyu rahi ho?
GLORIA: Sir…woh….Anvesha aur Yuvraj….. 🤢 🤢
JUMBO: ahhh…bas..bas…bas…agey mat bolo…jaldi chalo……..
The Mahayudh in the loby was gaining high fever… 😆
AASHI: Bhaggu please….please mujhey strength do is abstract Art ka murder karney key liye. 😡
YUVI: Tum mujhey touch toh karkey dikhao…
😡
Jumbo made his grand entry doing his extra kool cat walk……or rather.. elephant walk… 😆 😆
JUMBO: Shut upp…..Shut upp both of you PICNIC par aaye ho, enjoy nahi kar saktey kya? 😕 😕 😕
YUVI: ENJOY…..that too wid this freak female…
AASHI: Exactly, sir, is nokia key old model key saath enjoy….you must be kidding….. 🤪
JUMBO: arey chuppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!!tum dono jab kabhi miltey ho aisa lagta hai India-Pakistan mil rahey hain, beach mein ksi na kisi ko LOC banna hi padta hai…mein tum dono ko warn kar raha hoon..ANVESHA..
AASHI: pehley mera naam kyu? 😕 😳 😕
JUMBO: okay YUVRAJ…..
YUVI: Pehley mera naam kyu? 😕 😳 😕
JUMBO: oh hhhhhhhooooooooooooo………… 😡 😡 😡 ( he pats his head……) tum dono, agar tum dono ney ab fight kari, mein tum dono ko wapas Mumbai courier kar doonga. Have I made myself clear…..
Jumbo leaves, and Gloria follows him as usual….the crowd got disappered in a fraction of second, AASHI teased JUMBO by her tongue out 👏 … then she turned towards YUVRAJ DEV, and there even YUVRAJ DEV was staring her high wid dark red eyes 😡 😡 😡 ready to eat her alive, both starred each other wid extra big eyes…it was seeming as if even their souls are ready wid swords and spades to kill each other. 🐷 😈
AASHI: ( gave a one sided wicked wacky look) huh…..( and left…) 😳
YUVI: ( raised an eyebrow) huh….. ( and left tooo…) 😡
Now in their respective rooms;
AASHI wanted to calm her down, thus wanted to talk to her only best friend and Mom…SONIA…. 😊 😊
AASHI: okay listen…mujhey unsey abhi isi waqt baat karni hai…unhey phone do cookie…. 😊
COOKIE: I know…I know AASHI, but SONIA ek bahut important meeting mein hai…uskey new producer key saath, uski new movie….. 😕 😕 😕
AASHI: ( wid a very low heart, and wid a very low voice…) but I need my mom… 😭
COOKIE could feel AASHI's feelings, but she was helpless too, AASHI had wet eyes 😭 but she disconnected the cell 😭 . On the other end YUVI was being spanked hard by corruption ooppsssss Politician Yashwant Dev 🤣 .big mouth owner Mr. Ashish Jamwal spat everything to YD bout YUVI, and there YUVI's parade was in session. 😆 Jumbo could not snitch to SONIA cause she was…you…know where man….
YUVI: but DAD…..meri koi galti nahi thi..usney…
😡
YD: Mujhey kuch nahi sunna hai Yuvraj, who jo kuch bhi ho, tum mujhey embarrass mat kiya karo , samjhey tum.
YUVI: ( he had tightened his wrist) ji dad. ( and YD disconnected the call…)
With furiousness and in a state of agony, Yuvi went down to the beach and sat on the sand 😳 , looking at the uneven tides, his hands were playing wid the sand whereas the mind was on MARS. 😆 Suddenly a small stone pricked him 😕 , he picked it up and threw it aside unknowingly 😳 😳 ….within three seconds he got a hit back… he turned aside and saw AASHI staring at him while she sat on the cool sand, she then turned her face aside from Yuvi.. 😳 Yuvi got up and went to her…. 😳 😳
AASHI ( gave a double look when Yuvi had come close to her…) 😳 now we are even, tumney mujhey stone maara, mainey tumhey, 😉 😉 😉 and haan…mein bilkul jhagdey key mood mein nahi hoon, so vanish Psyco…
😕 YUVI: do you mind agar mein yahaan thodi deir baitho? 😛
AASHI: are you talking to me? 😕
YUVI sat down beside her, his arms touched AASHI' arms, but it was a mistake…but a kool mistake…
😳
YUVI: ahh….sorry..
AASHI: that's okay…. ( she turned back again..) 😕 😭 😭
YUVI: huh…. ( YUVI released a breath…) 😃
AASHI: kya….kya hua????? 😃
YUVI: do you think parents can understand us?
AASHI: listen..mein abhi GHAR GHAR khelney key mood mein bilkul nahi hoon okay. 😭
YUVI: well actually yes…just chuck it off man…ahhh…tumhara koi boyfriend hai?( tooo cute YUVRAJ DEV.. 👍🏼 👍🏼👍🏼) 😆
AASHI: ( she was pushed back this one…) what????? 😲
YUVI: haan…Boyfriend…!!!!!hai?????
AASHI: haaaaaa…tumney kya irritation pills khai hai???? Do minute chup nahi baith saktey kya? 🤬
YUVI: ( he realized late…) you are crying?????? You are crying !!!!!! AASHI….tum..you are crying !!!!!!!!
AASHI: tubelight ho???…..flicker kar karkey jaltey ho kya? 😭
YUVI: hey…I'm sorry…aaj jo bhi hua..I…I'm really sorry agar tumhey bura laga…. 😳 😭
AASHI: duh-uh no…thats not the reason…. I'm missing mamma…missing her a lot !!! 😭
YUVI: oh hoo..then call her up ( he kept his hand on AASHI's shoulder ) 😳
AASHI: I tried…who busy hai…pata nahi kyu…I…I'm missing her..a lot…( Aashi kept her hand on her face..) 😭
YUVI: hey WACKO…..tum bahut strong ho…
AASHI: hey bhagguuuuu…can't you see…I'm crying….
And tum mujhey WWE mein participate karwana chahatey ho, STRONG….you know what?????? 😆
And started jhadofying YUVI, but I guess YUVI was not able to hear what she is uttering 😳 , but could see only the cute doll 😳 , who was missing her mum, and really needed a friend 😳 , was this the start of the most happening love story ❤️ ? After 10 mins when finally AASHI ended up… 😛
AASHI: duh-uh…..kuch bolo…….mein Taj Mahal nahi hoon, stop staring…
YUVI could say nothing….he laughed and hugged her !!!!!! 🤗
hope you'll liked this one !!!!!!!!! 😳 😳 😳
Udne Ki Aasha
