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Alrite folks…usually fics mein aagey kya hoga yeh likha jaata hai…but me..and my rokking brain 😆 ..waoo….11th mein kya hua???every1 knows….but 5th mein kya hua tha haan 😕 😕 ???? Nahi pata nah…mujhey pata hai…just check out this piece of black forest pastry !!! 😉
PART 1
SONIA literally held AASHI's hand tight to the grip, and both mommy dotty were in the Mauryan corridor, but hey..yahaan Maurya college nahi school hai…and humarey pyarey AASHI YUVI 11th mein nahi 5th mein hai… 😉 ..arey….thats the expression I wanted… 😳 😳 😳 ready further man…abhi saara suspense nahi khulega !!! 😊 😊 😊
AASHI: mamma, mujhey yeh stupid pony pasand nahi hai, aap mera boy cut karwa do, and this dumb shoe, I can't even walk MOM..hey bhagguu…..mujhey aisa lag raha hai ki aap mujheey apney kisi film mein as child artist lai hain, and mein BALLET perform kar rahi hoon…and this bag…
😛
SONIA: oh ho SHONA…..ab yahaan girly costume aisa hi hota hai..
AASHI: UNIFORM..( AASHI was trying hard to free her hand from SONIA ki kaid ek bamushakkat..) 😃 😃
SONIA: what ever..slip of tongue…excuse me…excuse me..kya mein Mr. ASHISH JAMWAL sey mil sakti hoon, mein.. 😳
GLORIA: ohh…SONIA RAY..hello MAM…ahh..mam…who aapney cabin mein busy hai, aap please do minute wait karengey, andar already koi hai, please mam, if you don't mind…
😳 😳 😳
SONIA: oh…offcourse not…chalo Mumum..
AASHI: mamma…tab tak mein MAURYA key rocking handsome boyz ko checkout karkey aati hoon.. ( A man was passing by the side and he heard what little cutie said…he was hell fat..a blown up balloon…and he bnt down and said…..) 😳
MAN: ( he pulled AASHI's cheeks….) that's so sweet little Chatter Box… 😡 😡 😡
AASHI: ( tit for tat…AASHI too pulled his double chin….) thankyou so much PUMPKIN UNCLE …. 👏 👏
SONIA had to now put her hand on AASHI's mouth man…
SONIA: MUMUM…..ssshhhhh……..accha suno…andar tumsey jitney questions poochengey, sirf unka hi answer dena, theek hai dear…😕
AASHI: hmm…lekin who mujhsey poochney kya waley hai???I hope mera figure nahi poochengey, kyunki aisa hua, toh mein bol doongi…36-24-36.. 😆 😉 😆
SONIA: ANVESHA…..
AASHI: haan…but bhagguu…yeh toh aapka figure hai nah mamma….roz morning uthkar aap sabsey pehley yeahi toh karti ho…. 🤣 👍🏼
SONIA: AASHI…..shuuuuuuuu…..ab chup karo, tum mujhey embarrass karogi…aaammmm…alrite… mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…
AASHI: toh fir aap takley kyu nahi ho?🤣 🤣 🤣
SONIA: imagine karo silly, key mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…tumhara principal,
AASHI: okay….then…..
NOW THE SCENE CHANGES……AASHI is in the cabin and JUMBO is going through the report cards….AASHI is least interested in the interview 🥱 , she is blowing air in and out, and she is making sum really rocking burping sounds…JUMBO ney abhi tak suna nahi hai….. 👏
SONIA: AASHI…..aisa mat karo… 🤢
JUMBO was a bit far from them…
JUMBO: hmmmm……toh tumhara naam kya hai?
AASHI: MOM…..is manushya ney abhi tak merey chaar report cards dekhey hai, isey mera naam nahi pata kya? 😕
SONIA: AASHI….jawaab do shona….
AASHI: ANVESHA BANNERJEE RAY…
JUMBO comes towards the table where they were sitting..he pulls up his chair and sits…
JUMBO: aur tumharey father ka naam?
AASHI: DINOSAUR BANNERJEE… 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😆 SONIA: aahhha hhaaahhhh…AURONABH…AURONABH BANNERJEE..
JUMBO: hm..hmm….tumhari hobbies kya kya hai ANVESHA?
AASHI: hhmmm….acchi wali buri wali?
JUMBO laughs…🤣
JUMBO: ha ha haaaa…..obviously acchi wali…
AASHI takes about sum seconds to think….
AASHI: aahhh…CRICKET…
😳
JUMBO: ohhh….thats a lovely game, very good ANVESHA, ek girl ka CRICKET mein interest…I'm really impressed…
AASHI shows a puzzling look…..she was talking about the insect CRICKET man..
JUMBO: tumhara favourite subject kaunsa hai?
AASHI: hey bhaggu ( she murmers)….ENGLISH, obviously.. 😳
JUMBO: ENGLISH hi kyu? What about HISTORY, MATHS or HINDI ?? 🐷
AASHI: kyunki sirf ek madam SEN GUPTA hi thi jinki good list mein main aati thi, mainey HISTORY ki GEOGRAPHY badal di thi, ALGEBRA mein ZEBRAS draw kar chuki hoon, and aapni SINDHI HINDI teacher ko hospital pahucha chuki hoon and…🤣
SONIA: ( she stops her..otherwise AASHI chalti hi jaati..)ahhhh….woh kya hai nah…ANVESHA thodisi tensed hai..aisa interview uska pehley kabhi hua nahi hai…
JUMBO: tumharey marks toh kafi acchey hai ANVESHA…SONIA tum padati hogi isey rite…
SONIA was wid the coolest smile on her face…
AASHI: nahi toh…..mein inhey padati hoon, yeh toh school uniform ko costume boltey hai….
SONIA: ANVESHA !!!!ha ha hahaaa…good joke…
JUMBO: acccha ANVESHA batao,father kaun hota hai? 😭
PART 2
AASHI was with a silence on her face, as if for her this was the most difficult word to define, she looked down and was biting her lips.her eyes were blinking several times, the innocence which was seen on a ten year old girl who never saw what actually a father is, SONIA too was looking at her daughter unexpecting any answer, she had chocked throat…AASHI now looked up straight into the eyes of JUMBO and said..
AASHI: sir, father bhaggu ki di hui sabsey badi do gifts mein sey ek hai, mom maarey toh dad bachaney aai, khud bhaley hi maar kah lein. unki lai hui chocolates cavities create karey, Father woh hotey hai, jinkey liye unki daughter sabsey pehley aati hai, mom sey bachakar mujhe bike ride par leykar jayein, and thodi deir key liye handle mujhey dey dein, birthday key din sabsey pehli wish unka kiss rehta hai, wishing me, blessing me from his heart, jinkey saath hum saari batein share kar saktey hai, main soney ki acting karoo and woh mom sey deal karengey, mom key saath fite mein mujjhey defend karengey, daughter key liye PAMPER machine, who humey realize karwatey hai, ki hum kitney special hai, humarey flauses ko amend karney mein help karna, humey ek positive human being banana, he is a friend, philosopher and a guide, ek DAUGHTER ki backbone, he is a best friend for a daughter sir, a best friend that a daughter can ever have. 😳
SONIA wiped the last tear drop that trickled down her cheek …
😭
SONIA: AASHI…..tum theek ho SHONA..
AASHI looked towards SONIA and nodded her head.. 😊 😊 (strong gurl AASHI...koi shak nahi hai humey...PROUD of you..) 😊
JUMBO: well..kya yeh personal sawaal tha SONIA?
SONIA: who ASHISH….mein aur Mr. Bannerjee separated hai.AASHI, I mean ANVESHA ney unkey saath zyada time spend nahi kiya. 😭
JUMBO: I'm really sorry, I did not mean to hurt ANVESHA…ahh…ANVESHA are you okay?
AASHI: yes sir….absolutely fine…( and there she went…perfect born rebel in her crystal eyes..)
JUMBO: you may go now….you are admitted ANVESHA…congratulations!!! ( he shook hands with AASHI and the grip the gurl had at the age of 10, that too with the confidence level was way too appreciable) 👏
SONIA and AASHI went out of the CABIN….AASHI was just next to normal now….she was relaxed…
SONIA: Mumum….( she stopped her…she bent down to her height..looked into her eyes and she could feel the proud mother of a 10 year old gift from bhaggu to her..)
AASHI: duh-uh….mammaa…..sab log dekh rahey hai…haan I love you too, but aap merey saath teddy bear teddy bear ghar mein bhi toh khel sakti hai nah…
😆 SONIA: ( as if teasing AASHI ) GHAR PE BHI TOH KHEL SAKTEY HAI NAH….( then she laughs wid her…and gives her best buddy a HI 5) 👏
They came out of Maurya and……
SONIA: oh hooooooooooooo…………aitha ki kocchhoo SONIA ???mumum tum yahaan ruko, mera cell phone shayad andar reh gaya hai..okay sweety..mein aati hoon..
AASHI: okay mom….( she turns around and guess kissey takrati hai??????) 😆 😆
YUVI: hellooo….are you blind or what? 😡 🤢
AASHI: nahi…my eyes are way functionable, you are blind chicken.. 😡 🤢
YUVI: beach mein lamppost ki tarah khadey rehna zaroori hai kya? 😡 🤢
AASHI: ji haan, warna tumharey jaisey creatures aapni manmani karney lagengey. 😡 🤢
YUVI: listen you…tum shayad nahi jaanti ki mein kaun hoon? 😡 🤢
AASHI: tumhara photo kisi police station ki wanted list mein dekha nahi mainey abhi tak, isliye tumhey jaanti nahi hoon, by the way…tumharey dad aur mom ney tumharey jaisey worm ka naam kya rakha tha? 😡 🤢
YUVI: mein YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: hey bhaggu..the longest name ever…MEIN YASHWANT DEV KA BETA HOON…
😆 YUVI: shut up you slime ball, mera naam YUVRAJ DEV hai…and mein politician YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: POLITICIAN…you mean CORRUPTION !!! and for your kind information POLITICIAN key betey sahab, mein SONIA RAY ki beti hoon. 😆
YUVI: bol toh aisey rahi ho, jaisey tumhari mom film star SONIA RAY hai…
😳 😳 AASHI gives her wicked one sided smile to him…
AASHI: whatever you bizarre creature, tumney merey report cards gira diya…pick it up.. 😡 😡 😡
YUVI: wohhhhhhhh…tum mujhey order dey rahi ho?
AASHI: waiters ko orders hi diye jaatey hai Mr. Hair very fair !
YUVI: madam, now you are crossing your limits..
AASHI: I haven't even started yet , better pick up my file.. 🤢 🤢
YUVI: picks up the file…was just about to give her, but throws it away….
AASHI: haaaaaaaaaaaaaa………youuuuuuuuu……. 😡
AASHI gives him a hard PUSH…YUVI falls on the ground surface, he gets up and pulls AASHI's pony…and there it startsssss…….
Dono PSYCO + WACHKO, the physical fight ever man…..dish---dashh…up…down…left…right…centre….waooooooooo….. the crowd is gathered all around…sunddenly from two ends SONIA and YASHWANT made there grand entry
SONIA: yeh kya ho raah hai????( she sees AASHI completely lost her head on YUVI…) mumummmmm……..(she carries…and AASHI air mein haath pao maar rahi hai….and there YASHWANT carries YUVI apart and wahaan he is struggling hard to free himself and to go and eat AASHI alive…) 😳 😳 😳
AASHI: chodo mamma…mein is MAGGIE NOODLES waley hairstyle waley moron ko balled head kar doongi..
YUVI: dad just leave me..mein is walking stick ko break kar doonga.. 😆
AASHI: wat break haan…( still trying hard to free herself from SONIA…) you armadillo, pehley khud ko mirror mein dekhkar aao….upar sey nechey tak corrupted Human being, mom chodo mujheyyyyyyyyyy……..( she had her fist so tightly closed to punch YUVI) 😡
YUVI: you idiotic pest, tumhari choti ki barfiyaan baankey I'll sell it to sweet mart…dad….leave me…….( even here is the same thing going onn….)
SONIA: MUMUM….chill sweety…relax…( AASHI is jumping all over with read eyes…) 😕
YASHWANT: YUVRAJ….calm down….ek ladki key saath ladtey huey sharam nahi aati…
YUVI: ladki hai yeh..ladki hai……….iska check up karaoooo…
AASHI: what Check up haan, you BABOON…tum toh khud asylem mein jaakey admit ho jao…Agra ki tickets bhejoo…
SONIA: AASHI..bas…ho gaya shona…
YASHWANT: YUVI…..ab bas….bat khatam karo….
Finally SONIA succeded to take AASHI away..and YASHWANT was able to take YUVI away warna third world war had already started…..
In the car…( SONIA's as well as YASHWANT's)
AASHI: MOM….tumko mujhey pakadna nahi chahiye tha..I would have smashed superman's face…
YUVI: DAD…agar aap paanch minute baad aatey nah..toh aapko ambulance leykar aana padta tha..cause I would have killed her..
AASHI: samajhta kya hai khud ko?
YUVI: samajhti kya hai khud ko?
AASHI: (in a teasing style) POLITICIAN's baby BOY !!!
YUVI: ( in teasing style too) ACTRESS ki baby GIRL !!!
AASHI: he is such a PSYCO !!!!
YUVI: she is such a WACHKO !!! 😉 😉 😉
So folks...this was the WACHKO PSYCO ORIGIN...thats the name of the fic too....hope you'll like dthe fic...I really wrote it from my heart......pleaseeeeeeee post yr reviews on it... 😳 I'm waiting..
PART 1
SONIA literally held AASHI's hand tight to the grip, and both mommy dotty were in the Mauryan corridor, but hey..yahaan Maurya college nahi school hai…and humarey pyarey AASHI YUVI 11th mein nahi 5th mein hai… 😉 ..arey….thats the expression I wanted… 😳 😳 😳 ready further man…abhi saara suspense nahi khulega !!! 😊 😊 😊
AASHI: mamma, mujhey yeh stupid pony pasand nahi hai, aap mera boy cut karwa do, and this dumb shoe, I can't even walk MOM..hey bhagguu…..mujhey aisa lag raha hai ki aap mujheey apney kisi film mein as child artist lai hain, and mein BALLET perform kar rahi hoon…and this bag…
😛
SONIA: oh ho SHONA…..ab yahaan girly costume aisa hi hota hai..
AASHI: UNIFORM..( AASHI was trying hard to free her hand from SONIA ki kaid ek bamushakkat..) 😃 😃
SONIA: what ever..slip of tongue…excuse me…excuse me..kya mein Mr. ASHISH JAMWAL sey mil sakti hoon, mein.. 😳
GLORIA: ohh…SONIA RAY..hello MAM…ahh..mam…who aapney cabin mein busy hai, aap please do minute wait karengey, andar already koi hai, please mam, if you don't mind…
😳 😳 😳
SONIA: oh…offcourse not…chalo Mumum..
AASHI: mamma…tab tak mein MAURYA key rocking handsome boyz ko checkout karkey aati hoon.. ( A man was passing by the side and he heard what little cutie said…he was hell fat..a blown up balloon…and he bnt down and said…..) 😳
MAN: ( he pulled AASHI's cheeks….) that's so sweet little Chatter Box… 😡 😡 😡
AASHI: ( tit for tat…AASHI too pulled his double chin….) thankyou so much PUMPKIN UNCLE …. 👏 👏
SONIA had to now put her hand on AASHI's mouth man…
SONIA: MUMUM…..ssshhhhh……..accha suno…andar tumsey jitney questions poochengey, sirf unka hi answer dena, theek hai dear…😕
AASHI: hmm…lekin who mujhsey poochney kya waley hai???I hope mera figure nahi poochengey, kyunki aisa hua, toh mein bol doongi…36-24-36.. 😆 😉 😆
SONIA: ANVESHA…..
AASHI: haan…but bhagguu…yeh toh aapka figure hai nah mamma….roz morning uthkar aap sabsey pehley yeahi toh karti ho…. 🤣 👍🏼
SONIA: AASHI…..shuuuuuuuu…..ab chup karo, tum mujhey embarrass karogi…aaammmm…alrite… mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…
AASHI: toh fir aap takley kyu nahi ho?🤣 🤣 🤣
SONIA: imagine karo silly, key mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…tumhara principal,
AASHI: okay….then…..
NOW THE SCENE CHANGES……AASHI is in the cabin and JUMBO is going through the report cards….AASHI is least interested in the interview 🥱 , she is blowing air in and out, and she is making sum really rocking burping sounds…JUMBO ney abhi tak suna nahi hai….. 👏
SONIA: AASHI…..aisa mat karo… 🤢
JUMBO was a bit far from them…
JUMBO: hmmmm……toh tumhara naam kya hai?
AASHI: MOM…..is manushya ney abhi tak merey chaar report cards dekhey hai, isey mera naam nahi pata kya? 😕
SONIA: AASHI….jawaab do shona….
AASHI: ANVESHA BANNERJEE RAY…
JUMBO comes towards the table where they were sitting..he pulls up his chair and sits…
JUMBO: aur tumharey father ka naam?
AASHI: DINOSAUR BANNERJEE… 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😆 SONIA: aahhha hhaaahhhh…AURONABH…AURONABH BANNERJEE..
JUMBO: hm..hmm….tumhari hobbies kya kya hai ANVESHA?
AASHI: hhmmm….acchi wali buri wali?
JUMBO laughs…🤣
JUMBO: ha ha haaaa…..obviously acchi wali…
AASHI takes about sum seconds to think….
AASHI: aahhh…CRICKET…
😳
JUMBO: ohhh….thats a lovely game, very good ANVESHA, ek girl ka CRICKET mein interest…I'm really impressed…
AASHI shows a puzzling look…..she was talking about the insect CRICKET man..
JUMBO: tumhara favourite subject kaunsa hai?
AASHI: hey bhaggu ( she murmers)….ENGLISH, obviously.. 😳
JUMBO: ENGLISH hi kyu? What about HISTORY, MATHS or HINDI ?? 🐷
AASHI: kyunki sirf ek madam SEN GUPTA hi thi jinki good list mein main aati thi, mainey HISTORY ki GEOGRAPHY badal di thi, ALGEBRA mein ZEBRAS draw kar chuki hoon, and aapni SINDHI HINDI teacher ko hospital pahucha chuki hoon and…🤣
SONIA: ( she stops her..otherwise AASHI chalti hi jaati..)ahhhh….woh kya hai nah…ANVESHA thodisi tensed hai..aisa interview uska pehley kabhi hua nahi hai…
JUMBO: tumharey marks toh kafi acchey hai ANVESHA…SONIA tum padati hogi isey rite…
SONIA was wid the coolest smile on her face…
AASHI: nahi toh…..mein inhey padati hoon, yeh toh school uniform ko costume boltey hai….
SONIA: ANVESHA !!!!ha ha hahaaa…good joke…
JUMBO: acccha ANVESHA batao,father kaun hota hai? 😭
PART 2
AASHI was with a silence on her face, as if for her this was the most difficult word to define, she looked down and was biting her lips.her eyes were blinking several times, the innocence which was seen on a ten year old girl who never saw what actually a father is, SONIA too was looking at her daughter unexpecting any answer, she had chocked throat…AASHI now looked up straight into the eyes of JUMBO and said..
AASHI: sir, father bhaggu ki di hui sabsey badi do gifts mein sey ek hai, mom maarey toh dad bachaney aai, khud bhaley hi maar kah lein. unki lai hui chocolates cavities create karey, Father woh hotey hai, jinkey liye unki daughter sabsey pehley aati hai, mom sey bachakar mujhe bike ride par leykar jayein, and thodi deir key liye handle mujhey dey dein, birthday key din sabsey pehli wish unka kiss rehta hai, wishing me, blessing me from his heart, jinkey saath hum saari batein share kar saktey hai, main soney ki acting karoo and woh mom sey deal karengey, mom key saath fite mein mujjhey defend karengey, daughter key liye PAMPER machine, who humey realize karwatey hai, ki hum kitney special hai, humarey flauses ko amend karney mein help karna, humey ek positive human being banana, he is a friend, philosopher and a guide, ek DAUGHTER ki backbone, he is a best friend for a daughter sir, a best friend that a daughter can ever have. 😳
SONIA wiped the last tear drop that trickled down her cheek …
😭
SONIA: AASHI…..tum theek ho SHONA..
AASHI looked towards SONIA and nodded her head.. 😊 😊 (strong gurl AASHI...koi shak nahi hai humey...PROUD of you..) 😊
JUMBO: well..kya yeh personal sawaal tha SONIA?
SONIA: who ASHISH….mein aur Mr. Bannerjee separated hai.AASHI, I mean ANVESHA ney unkey saath zyada time spend nahi kiya. 😭
JUMBO: I'm really sorry, I did not mean to hurt ANVESHA…ahh…ANVESHA are you okay?
AASHI: yes sir….absolutely fine…( and there she went…perfect born rebel in her crystal eyes..)
JUMBO: you may go now….you are admitted ANVESHA…congratulations!!! ( he shook hands with AASHI and the grip the gurl had at the age of 10, that too with the confidence level was way too appreciable) 👏
SONIA and AASHI went out of the CABIN….AASHI was just next to normal now….she was relaxed…
SONIA: Mumum….( she stopped her…she bent down to her height..looked into her eyes and she could feel the proud mother of a 10 year old gift from bhaggu to her..)
AASHI: duh-uh….mammaa…..sab log dekh rahey hai…haan I love you too, but aap merey saath teddy bear teddy bear ghar mein bhi toh khel sakti hai nah…
😆 SONIA: ( as if teasing AASHI ) GHAR PE BHI TOH KHEL SAKTEY HAI NAH….( then she laughs wid her…and gives her best buddy a HI 5) 👏
They came out of Maurya and……
SONIA: oh hooooooooooooo…………aitha ki kocchhoo SONIA ???mumum tum yahaan ruko, mera cell phone shayad andar reh gaya hai..okay sweety..mein aati hoon..
AASHI: okay mom….( she turns around and guess kissey takrati hai??????) 😆 😆
YUVI: hellooo….are you blind or what? 😡 🤢
AASHI: nahi…my eyes are way functionable, you are blind chicken.. 😡 🤢
YUVI: beach mein lamppost ki tarah khadey rehna zaroori hai kya? 😡 🤢
AASHI: ji haan, warna tumharey jaisey creatures aapni manmani karney lagengey. 😡 🤢
YUVI: listen you…tum shayad nahi jaanti ki mein kaun hoon? 😡 🤢
AASHI: tumhara photo kisi police station ki wanted list mein dekha nahi mainey abhi tak, isliye tumhey jaanti nahi hoon, by the way…tumharey dad aur mom ney tumharey jaisey worm ka naam kya rakha tha? 😡 🤢
YUVI: mein YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: hey bhaggu..the longest name ever…MEIN YASHWANT DEV KA BETA HOON…
😆 YUVI: shut up you slime ball, mera naam YUVRAJ DEV hai…and mein politician YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: POLITICIAN…you mean CORRUPTION !!! and for your kind information POLITICIAN key betey sahab, mein SONIA RAY ki beti hoon. 😆
YUVI: bol toh aisey rahi ho, jaisey tumhari mom film star SONIA RAY hai…
😳 😳 AASHI gives her wicked one sided smile to him…
AASHI: whatever you bizarre creature, tumney merey report cards gira diya…pick it up.. 😡 😡 😡
YUVI: wohhhhhhhh…tum mujhey order dey rahi ho?
AASHI: waiters ko orders hi diye jaatey hai Mr. Hair very fair !
YUVI: madam, now you are crossing your limits..
AASHI: I haven't even started yet , better pick up my file.. 🤢 🤢
YUVI: picks up the file…was just about to give her, but throws it away….
AASHI: haaaaaaaaaaaaaa………youuuuuuuuu……. 😡
AASHI gives him a hard PUSH…YUVI falls on the ground surface, he gets up and pulls AASHI's pony…and there it startsssss…….
Dono PSYCO + WACHKO, the physical fight ever man…..dish---dashh…up…down…left…right…centre….waooooooooo….. the crowd is gathered all around…sunddenly from two ends SONIA and YASHWANT made there grand entry
SONIA: yeh kya ho raah hai????( she sees AASHI completely lost her head on YUVI…) mumummmmm……..(she carries…and AASHI air mein haath pao maar rahi hai….and there YASHWANT carries YUVI apart and wahaan he is struggling hard to free himself and to go and eat AASHI alive…) 😳 😳 😳
AASHI: chodo mamma…mein is MAGGIE NOODLES waley hairstyle waley moron ko balled head kar doongi..
YUVI: dad just leave me..mein is walking stick ko break kar doonga.. 😆
AASHI: wat break haan…( still trying hard to free herself from SONIA…) you armadillo, pehley khud ko mirror mein dekhkar aao….upar sey nechey tak corrupted Human being, mom chodo mujheyyyyyyyyyy……..( she had her fist so tightly closed to punch YUVI) 😡
YUVI: you idiotic pest, tumhari choti ki barfiyaan baankey I'll sell it to sweet mart…dad….leave me…….( even here is the same thing going onn….)
SONIA: MUMUM….chill sweety…relax…( AASHI is jumping all over with read eyes…) 😕
YASHWANT: YUVRAJ….calm down….ek ladki key saath ladtey huey sharam nahi aati…
YUVI: ladki hai yeh..ladki hai……….iska check up karaoooo…
AASHI: what Check up haan, you BABOON…tum toh khud asylem mein jaakey admit ho jao…Agra ki tickets bhejoo…
SONIA: AASHI..bas…ho gaya shona…
YASHWANT: YUVI…..ab bas….bat khatam karo….
Finally SONIA succeded to take AASHI away..and YASHWANT was able to take YUVI away warna third world war had already started…..
In the car…( SONIA's as well as YASHWANT's)
AASHI: MOM….tumko mujhey pakadna nahi chahiye tha..I would have smashed superman's face…
YUVI: DAD…agar aap paanch minute baad aatey nah..toh aapko ambulance leykar aana padta tha..cause I would have killed her..
AASHI: samajhta kya hai khud ko?
YUVI: samajhti kya hai khud ko?
AASHI: (in a teasing style) POLITICIAN's baby BOY !!!
YUVI: ( in teasing style too) ACTRESS ki baby GIRL !!!
AASHI: he is such a PSYCO !!!!
YUVI: she is such a WACHKO !!! 😉 😉 😉
So folks...this was the WACHKO PSYCO ORIGIN...thats the name of the fic too....hope you'll like dthe fic...I really wrote it from my heart......pleaseeeeeeee post yr reviews on it... 😳 I'm waiting..
Udne Ki Aasha
Anupamaa
Cricket
