AY JUNGLE SAFARI ( LAST PART POSTED)

hey friends...hope you'll like this attempt of mine... 😛
AASHI YUVI THE JUNGLE SAFARI!!!
Alrite…there is a camp organized at sum forest and Mr. Goel is the incharge…Aashi Yuvi are not together yet…lets see what happens??? 😳
Mr. Goel: Alrite guyz and girl…toh aaj aapkey teen din key camp ka pehla din hai…hope you'll are excited..???
Chorus: yes sir…
😉 Mr. Goel: good…even me…well sabsey pehley mein aapna ek chota sa inrtroduction doonga…I'm Mr. Sandeep Goel, aapka camp incharge..aapkey camp mein jitni bhi activities hogi sab mein control karney wala hoon, instruction booklet aap sabko dey di gai hai…go through it.. 😛
Alrite then…aaj humari pehli activity ek game hai jo almost aap sabney bachpan mein kheli hogi…that's TREASUR HUNT… 👏 👏 .jin logo ko yeh game pata nahi hai unkey liye bol raha hoon…aap sabko do- do key pair mein yaney ek BOY and a GIRL ,distribute kiya jayega, aur saath mein ek list bhi di jayegi, who samaan aap sabko jungle mein sey dhoondhkar laana hai..is game mein partners ke beach mein co-ordination bahut zaroori hai…ohhh…ek aur baat pair k eek member ka ek haath doosare member k eek haath sey bandh diya jayega I mean lock kar diya jayega handcuff sey aur key merey pass rahegi, teen ghante mein aap sabko yeh cheezein dhoondhkar laani hai..jo pair sabsey pehley yeh saari cheezein laakar dega, that pair would be a winner…I hope aap sabko game yaad aur samajh aa gaya hai…..ne queries???? 🤢
AASHI- ( murmers)Hey bhaggu…aur grand game nahi mila inko…
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Mr. Goel: ah..Anvesha right….
AASHI: yes sir..!!! 🤢
Mr. Goel: Tumney kuch kaha???
AASHI: sir kya hum koi doosara game…
Mr. Goel: ji nahi…game to yeahi khela jayega…
AASHI twists her face…kool aashi look…
😡 YUVI: wacko..tumhe agar is game sey problem ho rahi hai toh wapas aapney tent mein kyu nahi chali jaati ho haan?? 😡 😡
AASHI: well firstly none of your business but fir bhi bol deti hoon, its my dam mouth mujhey job hi bolna hai boloongi get that..
YUVI: you wacked out female..mein.. 😡 😡
Mr. Goel: pleaseeeeeeeee……keep quite both of you….yeh kya ho raha hai man…
😕 YUVI: kuch nahi sir…its just yahaan par kuch logo ke pass dimaag nahi hai.
AASHI: yes sir…dekhiye na YUVI aapni tareef kitney achy sey kar raha hai. 😆
Mr. Goel: E…nough…shut up both of you…tum dono ek pair rahogey get that…. 😆
AASHI: no sir please…mein is Psyco ko crowd mein bhi tolerate nahi kar sakti aur aap…
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YUVI: tumhey kya lagta hai ANVESHA BANEREE RAY, mujhey tumharey saath pair karney mein bahut mazaa ayega. 😊 🤢
AASHI: oh look whos talking ek…
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Mr. Goel: Arey ho gaya yaarrrrrr……chup baitho tum dono…mainey keh diya…tum dono ek pair ho matlab ho…and common yaarrr be a sport and not a bloody spoilsport.( Mr. Goel made the other pairs and sent them off for the hunt now only AASHI YUVI were left)ANVESHA and YUVRAJ come here…I said come here. 😆
AASHI and YUVI walk towards the sir..
Mr. Goel: ANVESHA tum aapna left hand aagey karo and YUVRAJ, tum aapna right hand.( they did the same, Mr. Goel locked them with the handcuff and kept the key on the table and told them to leave…)
AASHI and YUVI stared each other as if they eat up each other in next second..but still they were obviously gr8 sports…they went into the jungle…
👏 Alrite…………
Abhi key liye itna hi….

rocking yaar. Me the first to reply!!!!!! Jldi continue. It's awsome!!!!

Komal

cool........do continue asap! 😛 😊

hey thanks folks....
I'm soon gonna continue it pakkaaaaa......
thankyou so much for the replies.... 😛 😛

okay folks....
here is the continuation part....
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Both the rokstars are going into the jungle walking walking and walking.. 😛 😛 😛

AASHI: Psyco..shayad tum bhool gaye ho ki mujhey IDIOT ki tarah tumhare saath bandh diya gaya hai ,toh thoda dheerey chalo…humey MARATHON nahi bhaagna hai.. 😡
YUVI: AASHI humey MARATHON hi bhaagna hai…hum akeley couple nahi hai jiney yeh task complete karma hai arite…aur bhi bahut sarey students hain..get that…
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AASHI: you moron..aapni kahaniya sunana band karo aur list ka first item padho…( she twists her face….) 🤢 😡
YUVI: alrite alrite…just keep quite….( Yuvi tries to put his right hand in his jeans pocket…duh-uh..YUVI AASHI ka hand is also attached to yours dude… 😆 ) oh god…yeh haath pocket mein kyu nahi jaa raha.. 🤢
AASHI: (shouts…) crackkkk PSYCO!!!!……my hand stupid….. 😉
YUVI: toh kya karoo??? 😕
AASHI: wait reduce…. 😆
YUVI: Oh shut up Wacko… 😡 😡 😡
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AASHI: ( hyper)hey bahggu 🐷, tumharey bachey kuchey brains kya tum raddiwaley ko 10 rupaiye mein baich kar aai ho… 🤬
YUVI: tum aapney silly lingos band karney ka kya logi…
AASHI: is handcuff ki chabi… 😆 😆 😆
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YUVI: ( sumthing strikes to him…) oh goodness gracious… 😲 😲 😲
AASHI: oh..finally flickering tubelight jal gai…
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YUVI: arey yarr…how did I forgot man…mainey is handcuff ki chabi toh chura lit hi…
😆 AASHI: ( shouts…) CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR….. 😈
YUVI: shut up AASHI…jab sir peechey turn huey tab mainey key uthakar pocket mein rakh li thi.. 😃 😃
AASHI: you you you you you… 😡 😡 ..bahut jaldi strike hui nah yeh baat tumhey..
Duh-uh heman… 😛 😛 take out the dam key dodo… 😡 mein ab tumhey stand nahi kar paa rahi hoon.. iskey pehley cops aakar mujhey murder case mein, is jungle key jail mein band kar dey..just open this bloody handcuff… 😵
YUVI: hello…mujhey bhi koi shauk nahi hai tumharey saath handcuff handcuff khelney ka..( he puts his hand in his another pocket and……………..) 😆
OH ..........MY...........GOD...........
AASHI: ab kya hua Psyco..... don't tell me ki pocket tear ho chuki hai.... 😆 😆 😆
YUVI GIVE S A DAMMM INNOCENT LOOK.....
AASHI: whatttttttttttttt????????tum phatey huey pocket ki pant pehenkar ghoom rahey 😕 ho......arrrrrrrccccccccccccccccccccccc....... 😡
AASHI LITERALLY PICKS UP A MEDIUM SIZE STONE AND SHOWS TO YUVI AS IF NOW SHE'LL HIT HIM WID IT...YUVI TAKES A BACK......... 😃

Tring tring tringggggggggggggggggg………..
Time's uppppppp you'll need to wait for the next part man..
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NICE PART DIVYA PLEASE CONTINUE SOON

hey thanks all.....
I'll surely cotinue soon !!!!!!! 😉 😉

coooool fic yaar....loved it.... 👏

Originally posted by: vanu

coooool fic yaar....loved it.... 👏

hey thankx VANU...
I'll soon continue it........

PART 3 😉 😉

Buddies….I really received gr8 response from you'll…. 😛 😛 😛
So here's the third part of the JUNGLE SAFARI !!!!!!!!! 😳
Hope you'll like it and be ready for laughter pills……. 😆

YUVI: Back off AASHI mujhey pathhar lag jayega…
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AASHI: duh-uh…isiliye toh maar rahi hoon… 😡 🤢 ( but then she throws the stone apart and they both start walking….) 😕
After they go deep…. 😉
AASHI: psyco….tumhey nahi lagta ki bhaggu bahut bure mood mein they jab unhoney tumhey EARTH ka ticket diya…. 🤢
YUVI: ab suddenly yeh tont kyu? 🤪
AASHI: woh isliye Mr. tragedy King kyunki tum jaisa insaan or rather STUPIFYING IDIOT is poorey earth mein main lantern leykar bhi dhoondhney jaoongi nah…nahi milega….(nods her face) 🤪
YUVI: oh buzz off….merey sey koi itni badi galti nahi hui hai get that…. 😡 😡
AASHI: haan haan bilkul…. 😉 😉 .phatey huey pocket ki jeans pehenkar ghoom rahey ho 😆 😆 , key(chabi) gira di 😆 😆 , doosarey pocket mein haath nahi jaa raha hai…but tumsey koi galti nahi hui hai, hai na…. 😆
YUVI: hui toh kya haan 😡 🤢 …ek toh mein tumhey yahaan jhel raha hoon....(AASHI interupts) 😉 😉
AASHI: yeh rite…..mujhey toh tumharey saath rehney mein bahut mazaa aa raha hai nah… 😈.ahhh…agar merey boyfriend ko pata chala ki mein tumharey saath YUCKRAJ DEV…
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YUVI: YUVRAJ DEV…😡 😡
AASHI:whatever !!!kay saath ek moronic jungle mein bloody handcuff mein tied pata nahi kya dhoondh rahi hoon toh merey baarey mein kya sochega??? 😕
YUVI: well I don't give a dam to your boyfriend…..mujhey meri girlfriend ki fikra hai get it…
😉 AASHI: tumhari girlfriend….( a dam puzzled look) 😲
YUVI: kyu????agar tumhara boyfriend ho sakta hai…toh meri girlfriend kyu nahi ho sakti!!! 😆 😳 🤢
AASHI: yeh rite 😉 …btw..uska naam kya hai??? 😕
YUVI: kyu????tumhey kya karna hai?
AASHI: hello…don't worry mein usey tumsey chura nahi loongi.. 😛
YUVI: aahhh..wohh..ahhh…DAYA SHANKAR……. 🤪
AASHI: DAYA SHANKARRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!! 😆 Yuvi( she touches his forehead…) tum boys ko kabsey date karney lagey ho??? 😕 😕
YUVI: shut up…just shut up…..DAYA SHANKAR LADKI HAI get it…. 😕
AASHI: hey bhagguuuuu….girl ka naam DAYA SHANKAR hai…. 😃
YUVI: haan…pyaar sey mein usey TUK- TUK bulata hoon.. 😆 😆 😆
AASHI: TUK-TUK !!!!!!ossum( there was a complete puzzled look at her face man…) 😳 😕 😕
YUVI: aur tumharey boyfriend ka naam kya hai haan? 😉
AASHI: why???kyu???? 😕 😛 😕
YUVI: mainey tumhey aapni girlfriend key baarey mein bataya , ab its your turn..us moron ka naam kya hai? 🤢
AASHI: aamm…UMA PARVATI.. 👏
YUVI almost lost his balance………. ❓
YUVI: UMA what????? 😕 ❓
AASHI: deaf ho…sunai kam deta hai kya 😕 😆 ????duh-uh UMA PARVATI !!!!!! 🤢
YUVI: yeh BOY ka naam hai…. 😲
AASHI: kyu? Agar DAYA SHANKAR jaisa itna horrible naam girl ka ho sakta hai…toh itna delicate sa naam boyka kyu nahi ho sakta???(she screams..yuvi puts his finger in his ear..) 😆
YUVI: chillao mat AASHI…..( that irritating look)
AASHI: pyaar sey mein usey TIK-TIK bulati hoon…. 😆
YUVI:great…mindblowing…..(both have yucky facesss)
Hey bhagguuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!! TUK-TUK TIK-TIK…I really don't know what have I written?!!??!!just digest it….and wait for the next part !!!!!!
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