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CHAPTER 1
Ranveer and tia are romancing in canteen
masi enters
masi::beta agar free ho...to burger??
ranveer:ababnba...haan dijiye na masi
tia:masi...tia ke liye ek...calorie free drink plz
ashi enters with other
ashi:duh-huh people..kya hum in dono ki tarah apna summer manane wale hai
vrinda:koi sugesstion toh do ashi
meher:haan.
sidh:kyun na hum mere uncle ke farm par
ashi:duhhuh sidh...hum koi hens aur cocks nahi..ki ?
yuvi:COCKS???ashi...tumhara matlab
ashi:yuvi...pehle main samajhti thi..ki tum sweet ho..but no u r like other men...girls and sex hai jisme tumhe interest hai
tia:oh..puhlees tia ko lagta hai...ki hume holidays...goa mein trek karna chahiye
ashi:timbo...first time u rock
aman is in the pub when all this planning happened
ashi:aman dude...phone busy...y .y tell
aman:abb woh...haan tum bolo na
they LEFT FOr THE TREK
in car
ashi:yuvi...kuch karo na..its boring
yuvi goes towards her and tries to kiss her
ashi:all boys r same
and suddenly the car stops
its dark so yuvi lights a candle and ...all get out
The car blast
evryone is like ooooooooooh shit
pree:aaaaaaaaaaaaaan...mera bournvita ka packet
tia:wht?/
pree:tia..mujhe bournvita khana pasand hai
tia:shut up
and yuvi picks up a board and its written
R.A.Colony with a smiley face
and then yuvi throws it and they plan out tents nearby..
suddenly the smiley face turns into a angry face...
all sleep
suddenly...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah frm tia's room....
CHAPTER 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa frm tia's room
tia:ranveeeeeeeeer...yuviiii....help...aaaaaaa
ranveer and yuvi go to her room
tia:rannveer ...wooooh
yuvi:kya hua tia..
ranveer:hume bataye tia
tia: woh cockroach
ranveer and yuvi giggle
ranveer:humari tia ko koi bhi harm nahi kar sakta
ranveer:tia...
tia:kya hua
ranveer:yeh...ODOMOS
tia:wht???itne romantic moment pe ODOMOS
yuvi pulls ranveer and
yuvi:abb...good night tia...chalo lover boy
they go and in morning
all get up and r plannin to make something for breakfast
pree:actually...mere pass do maggi ke bade packets hai
yuvi:cool...aur paani bhi hai.
tia:tia aur maggi..eeeeeeeew
ranveer:aapko khana padega...humari swear..hai
alll do :oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
vrinda :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...eraanveeer
they go to vrinda near her tent and they see a dead body
they see a old man cuming towards them
he comes
ranvveer: aapka naam kya hai..plz?
old man : Ghatotkaj
heehee...funny na
tia:ghatotkaj uncle...yeh dead body...she faints
ghatotkaj:aap sab jao...aapko pata hai..aap r.a.colony mein ho...yahaan bahut saaro ki maut hui hai...yahaan shetaan ka vaas mana jata hai..aap jao..main chala
vrinda:chalo ashi..meher..ranveer ..vapas chalte hai
ashi:duhuh..paagal ho..yeh sab kisi ka joke hai..guys..owe up..yeh kiska mazaak hai..
ranveer:ek minute ashi..pehle dekhe yeh body hai kiski
they turn the body
all shout.:aaaaaaaaaaaaah
yuvi:nakkkkkkkkooool...nakul
all are scared
tia:ranveer:chalo...plz chalo...
ranveer :tia hum kaise jaye...hhumari cars..ghatotkaj bhi??
aman:haan tia...guys
vrinda:guys chalo
meher:haan...pehle nakul...ab pata nahi kaun??
sidh:haan guys plz..meher thik keh rahi hai
ashi:haan guys now this is serious..chalo...but yeh ek jungle hai toh hume road ke liye trek karna hoga..
ranveer:aap sab apna samaan pack karo..
they pack and they left.
CHAPTER 3
nakool dead...oh no
they trek whole day and now its night
ashi:guys stop...52 kms isnt easy ...chalo its night lets rest
yuvi:haan..
tia:guys...hum sab ko ek saath rehna chahiye
pree:hhhmm....meri maggi ka ek packet hai...we can share.
tia:thnx babes...
ranveer:haan..aap hum sab ki madad kar rahi hai..
they eat maggi and then..
tia:ranveer..tia ko pyaas lagi hai
ranveer:thik hai tia...yuvi...sidh aap humare saath paani lene chaliye aur aman aur varun aap girls ke saath rahiye..
aman:thik hai...girls apni bottles de doo.
they go to get water...
yuvi:ranveer dude...yeh lo..
ranveer:thik hai.(holds a bottle in a hand)
yuvi:yeh lo...boil karke peena padega
ranveer:haan banna..and he holds the other in another hand
yuvi:yeh lo third
ranveer:abbab..sidh aap lijiye
ranveer turns back and
ranveer:siddhhhhhhhh...sidd
yuvi:sidhhhh sidh... and suddenly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ranveer:banna yeh toh vrinda ki cheekh hai...
ranveer:vrinnnnnda...
yuvi just kicks the tree hard
VRINDA IS DEAD
yuvi notices a string..he pulls it..
Sids body falls on him
SIDH IS DEAD TOO..
tia:vrinda..tia ki bahut achchi frend...almost sobbing
ashi is crying uncontrollably..
yuvi:swweety mat ro
ashi:mp ke u.s jaane ke baad ..vrinda..no no..
all girls are damn scared..and so r the boys
ashi:guys ..lets put up a tent ..aur hum sab us ek tent mein hi rahenge...
yuvi:u bas***d...kyun maar rahe ho humare dosto ko...u son of a *****....saale...tu bahar aa..
they stop him and pull up a tent
they do kriyakaram of sidh and vrinda..
and r inside the tent..
all went off to sleep and suddenly they hear some music
the bands tittle song
kal mein nahin jeena.....remix hai apna jahaan
tia:ranveer..yeh to remix ka music hai??
?????????????????????????????????????
ranveer:yuvi..lagta hai ki yeh wahi killer hai...
yuvi:chalo dude..
CHAPTER 4
Yuvi:chalo..dude
ranveer:haan chalo
pree gets up and closes the tent
tia:pree...yeh kya kar rahi ho..
pree:woh log aayenge ..tab khol denge
varun:ab mujhse sehan nahi hota
ashi:varun...ruko..no
he goes
ranveer:banna...yeh band ka poster...is pe remix par cross kyun kiya hai...kaun hai remix ka dushman
they her someones noise
tia:ranveeeeeeeeeeeeer..she gets out and varuns body is on the way..
varun:ttiiia...
tia:bolo...varun kisne kiya yeh..kaho
varun:mmmme and he gives up
tia:m se kaun
yuvi:chalo tia...hume andar jaana hoga...
tia:kyun..tum sab ko darr lag raha hai..
ranveer:tia..nahi parhume girls ki fikar hai...hume aur yuvi ko kuch ho gaya toh girls ko kaun bachayega..abhi chalo
yuvi:haan tia
They go in the tent
tia:m se...
pree:meher woh chips dena plz..
tia:mmm for meher
meher:no tia..main aisa nahi kar sakti..tia
yuvi and ranveer look at meher
meher:tum loog...mujhpe..
and she goes out crrying
ashi:timbo..m khaali meher to nahi hai..main use leke aayi
ranveer:rukiye..woh tent se door nahi hai...yahi hai..unhe sidh ke baad dukh bhi hai...unhe ro lene do
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tia:ro liya na meher ne...she starts cryin
MEHER IS DEAD TOO
yuvi:bahaaar aa...bahaaar aa sale
aman feels sumthin..AMAN is shot..with a gun
killer:bye aman
yuvi catches and pulls the mask
yuvi:tum
killer:haaaaaaaan main...
CHAPTER 5
yuvi:tum
killer:haan main
ashi:tumne aisa kyun kiya..MANMEET
MANMEET:main aman se badla lena chahti thi...kyunki usne mujhe choda...tia secretly msgs sumeet.about tht
manmeet:pehle main vrinda ko marna chahti thi..lekin woh nakul bich mein aa gaya aur mujhe unhe khatam karna pada...main aman ke saath goa ka plan bana rahi thi ki aashi k phone aaya..tab se yeh sab plan hua
ranveer:aap na...bahut badi..
manmeet:tia..tia ko maar du to kuch nahi hoga ranveer..
ranveer:MANMEET..mera haath uth gaya na..toh main bhul jaaonga ki aap aurat hai..
manmeet:waise..main tum log ko chodna chahti hoon..par agar maine aisa kiya toh..main to gayi na..ab batao..pehle kaun jaana chahega..girls ya boys
Police comes
pree:sab khatam hoo haya
tia: tab se band mein,,pree hain...excuse me
Reporter:haan toh..yeh thi remix ki tia ahuja...jo bata rahi thi apne life ke baare mein..aaj remix band ko 8 saal huye hai..aur hum aasha rakhte hai..ki remix ko yaani ranveer,tia,ashi,yuvi aur pree ko khushiyaan milti rahen...priya verma...mumbai...aaj tak
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CHAPTER 1
Ranveer and tia are romancing in canteen
masi enters
masi::beta agar free ho...to burger??
ranveer:ababnba...haan dijiye na masi
tia:masi...tia ke liye ek...calorie free drink plz
ashi enters with other
ashi:duh-huh people..kya hum in dono ki tarah apna summer manane wale hai
vrinda:koi sugesstion toh do ashi
meher:haan.
sidh:kyun na hum mere uncle ke farm par
ashi:duhhuh sidh...hum koi hens aur cocks nahi..ki ?
yuvi:COCKS???ashi...tumhara matlab
ashi:yuvi...pehle main samajhti thi..ki tum sweet ho..but no u r like other men...girls and sex hai jisme tumhe interest hai
tia:oh..puhlees tia ko lagta hai...ki hume holidays...goa mein trek karna chahiye
ashi:timbo...first time u rock
aman is in the pub when all this planning happened
ashi:aman dude...phone busy...y .y tell
aman:abb woh...haan tum bolo na
they LEFT FOr THE TREK
in car
ashi:yuvi...kuch karo na..its boring
yuvi goes towards her and tries to kiss her
ashi:all boys r same
and suddenly the car stops
its dark so yuvi lights a candle and ...all get out
The car blast
evryone is like ooooooooooh shit
pree:aaaaaaaaaaaaaan...mera bournvita ka packet
tia:wht?/
pree:tia..mujhe bournvita khana pasand hai
tia:shut up
and yuvi picks up a board and its written
R.A.Colony with a smiley face
and then yuvi throws it and they plan out tents nearby..
suddenly the smiley face turns into a angry face...
all sleep
suddenly...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah frm tia's room....
CHAPTER 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa frm tia's room
tia:ranveeeeeeeeer...yuviiii....help...aaaaaaa
ranveer and yuvi go to her room
tia:rannveer ...wooooh
yuvi:kya hua tia..
ranveer:hume bataye tia
tia: woh cockroach
ranveer and yuvi giggle
ranveer:humari tia ko koi bhi harm nahi kar sakta
ranveer:tia...
tia:kya hua
ranveer:yeh...ODOMOS
tia:wht???itne romantic moment pe ODOMOS
yuvi pulls ranveer and
yuvi:abb...good night tia...chalo lover boy
they go and in morning
all get up and r plannin to make something for breakfast
pree:actually...mere pass do maggi ke bade packets hai
yuvi:cool...aur paani bhi hai.
tia:tia aur maggi..eeeeeeeew
ranveer:aapko khana padega...humari swear..hai
alll do :oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
vrinda :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...eraanveeer
they go to vrinda near her tent and they see a dead body
they see a old man cuming towards them
he comes
ranvveer: aapka naam kya hai..plz?
old man : Ghatotkaj
heehee...funny na
tia:ghatotkaj uncle...yeh dead body...she faints
ghatotkaj:aap sab jao...aapko pata hai..aap r.a.colony mein ho...yahaan bahut saaro ki maut hui hai...yahaan shetaan ka vaas mana jata hai..aap jao..main chala
vrinda:chalo ashi..meher..ranveer ..vapas chalte hai
ashi:duhuh..paagal ho..yeh sab kisi ka joke hai..guys..owe up..yeh kiska mazaak hai..
ranveer:ek minute ashi..pehle dekhe yeh body hai kiski
they turn the body
all shout.:aaaaaaaaaaaaah
yuvi:nakkkkkkkkooool...nakul
all are scared
tia:ranveer:chalo...plz chalo...
ranveer :tia hum kaise jaye...hhumari cars..ghatotkaj bhi??
aman:haan tia...guys
vrinda:guys chalo
meher:haan...pehle nakul...ab pata nahi kaun??
sidh:haan guys plz..meher thik keh rahi hai
ashi:haan guys now this is serious..chalo...but yeh ek jungle hai toh hume road ke liye trek karna hoga..
ranveer:aap sab apna samaan pack karo..
they pack and they left.
CHAPTER 3
nakool dead...oh no
they trek whole day and now its night
ashi:guys stop...52 kms isnt easy ...chalo its night lets rest
yuvi:haan..
tia:guys...hum sab ko ek saath rehna chahiye
pree:hhhmm....meri maggi ka ek packet hai...we can share.
tia:thnx babes...
ranveer:haan..aap hum sab ki madad kar rahi hai..
they eat maggi and then..
tia:ranveer..tia ko pyaas lagi hai
ranveer:thik hai tia...yuvi...sidh aap humare saath paani lene chaliye aur aman aur varun aap girls ke saath rahiye..
aman:thik hai...girls apni bottles de doo.
they go to get water...
yuvi:ranveer dude...yeh lo..
ranveer:thik hai.(holds a bottle in a hand)
yuvi:yeh lo...boil karke peena padega
ranveer:haan banna..and he holds the other in another hand
yuvi:yeh lo third
ranveer:abbab..sidh aap lijiye
ranveer turns back and
ranveer:siddhhhhhhhh...sidd
yuvi:sidhhhh sidh... and suddenly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ranveer:banna yeh toh vrinda ki cheekh hai...
ranveer:vrinnnnnda...
yuvi just kicks the tree hard
VRINDA IS DEAD
yuvi notices a string..he pulls it..
Sids body falls on him
SIDH IS DEAD TOO..
tia:vrinda..tia ki bahut achchi frend...almost sobbing
ashi is crying uncontrollably..
yuvi:swweety mat ro
ashi:mp ke u.s jaane ke baad ..vrinda..no no..
all girls are damn scared..and so r the boys
ashi:guys ..lets put up a tent ..aur hum sab us ek tent mein hi rahenge...
yuvi:u bas***d...kyun maar rahe ho humare dosto ko...u son of a *****....saale...tu bahar aa..
they stop him and pull up a tent
they do kriyakaram of sidh and vrinda..
and r inside the tent..
all went off to sleep and suddenly they hear some music
the bands tittle song
kal mein nahin jeena.....remix hai apna jahaan
tia:ranveer..yeh to remix ka music hai??
?????????????????????????????????????
ranveer:yuvi..lagta hai ki yeh wahi killer hai...
yuvi:chalo dude..
CHAPTER 4
Yuvi:chalo..dude
ranveer:haan chalo
pree gets up and closes the tent
tia:pree...yeh kya kar rahi ho..
pree:woh log aayenge ..tab khol denge
varun:ab mujhse sehan nahi hota
ashi:varun...ruko..no
he goes
ranveer:banna...yeh band ka poster...is pe remix par cross kyun kiya hai...kaun hai remix ka dushman
they her someones noise
tia:ranveeeeeeeeeeeeer..she gets out and varuns body is on the way..
varun:ttiiia...
tia:bolo...varun kisne kiya yeh..kaho
varun:mmmme and he gives up
tia:m se kaun
yuvi:chalo tia...hume andar jaana hoga...
tia:kyun..tum sab ko darr lag raha hai..
ranveer:tia..nahi parhume girls ki fikar hai...hume aur yuvi ko kuch ho gaya toh girls ko kaun bachayega..abhi chalo
yuvi:haan tia
They go in the tent
tia:m se...
pree:meher woh chips dena plz..
tia:mmm for meher
meher:no tia..main aisa nahi kar sakti..tia
yuvi and ranveer look at meher
meher:tum loog...mujhpe..
and she goes out crrying
ashi:timbo..m khaali meher to nahi hai..main use leke aayi
ranveer:rukiye..woh tent se door nahi hai...yahi hai..unhe sidh ke baad dukh bhi hai...unhe ro lene do
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tia:ro liya na meher ne...she starts cryin
MEHER IS DEAD TOO
yuvi:bahaaar aa...bahaaar aa sale
aman feels sumthin..AMAN is shot..with a gun
killer:bye aman
yuvi catches and pulls the mask
yuvi:tum
killer:haaaaaaaan main...
CHAPTER 5
yuvi:tum
killer:haan main
ashi:tumne aisa kyun kiya..MANMEET
MANMEET:main aman se badla lena chahti thi...kyunki usne mujhe choda...tia secretly msgs sumeet.about tht
manmeet:pehle main vrinda ko marna chahti thi..lekin woh nakul bich mein aa gaya aur mujhe unhe khatam karna pada...main aman ke saath goa ka plan bana rahi thi ki aashi k phone aaya..tab se yeh sab plan hua
ranveer:aap na...bahut badi..
manmeet:tia..tia ko maar du to kuch nahi hoga ranveer..
ranveer:MANMEET..mera haath uth gaya na..toh main bhul jaaonga ki aap aurat hai..
manmeet:waise..main tum log ko chodna chahti hoon..par agar maine aisa kiya toh..main to gayi na..ab batao..pehle kaun jaana chahega..girls ya boys
Police comes
pree:sab khatam hoo haya
tia: tab se band mein,,pree hain...excuse me
Reporter:haan toh..yeh thi remix ki tia ahuja...jo bata rahi thi apne life ke baare mein..aaj remix band ko 8 saal huye hai..aur hum aasha rakhte hai..ki remix ko yaani ranveer,tia,ashi,yuvi aur pree ko khushiyaan milti rahen...priya verma...mumbai...aaj tak
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