joke craker of remix----winnner

we r sure ur new year was rocking as d yr ahead if u remeber we had a jokes competion held on new yr ie 1st jan d results r out better late den never i must say😆😉

so after soo after going through all dose finest entries who made us crack down in splits we have finnaly selcted dose special ppl who made us roll down on d floor cracking out hold our breaths grasp to d hands of d ppl nearby u as we announce 😉

th crazzy remixian of remix forum 😆

taddaadtatadda😊

k ok dun kill me now its noon e other dan 😛

spiky priya whom we call spiks skpiy or pri 👏😳

speacial consolation to kavita(anvesha rocks)n coolniyu👏👏

n speacial prize for spontanious participation to--remix_crazy_05👏

n if u dun remmber wat she worte we r posting it

so u dunt say dat we have been partial

d gifts will b done by sunday

pris entry

1)Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

niyus entry

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

kavitas enrty

In the days when you couldn't count on a
public toilet facility, an
> English woman was planning a trip to
India. She was registered to
>stay
>in a small guest house owned by
the local schoolmaster. She was
>concerned as to whether the guest
house contained a WC. In England,
>a
>bathroom is commonly called a
WC which stands for "Water Closet".
>She
>wrote to the schoolmaster
inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
>
> The school mas ter,
not fluent in English, asked the local priest if
>he
> knew the
meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings
of
>the
>letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there
was a
>"Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered
their
>minds.
>
> So the schoolmaster wrote the following
reply:
>
> Dear Madam,
> I take great pleasure in informing you
that the WC is located 9
>miles
> from the house. It is located in
the middle of a grove of pine
>trees,
> surrounded by lovely
grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people
>and
>is open on
Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected
>in
>the
summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is,
however,
>plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation
especially
>if
>you are in the habit of going regularly.
>
> It
may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married
in
>the
>WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a
wonderful
>event.
>There were 10 people in every seat. It was
wonderful to see the
>expressions on their faces. We can take photos
in different angle.
>My
>wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go
recently. It has been
>almost! a year since she went last, which
pains her greatly.
> You will be pleased to know that many people
bring their lunch and
>make
>a day of it. Others prefer to wait till
the last minute and
> arrive just in time. I would recommend your
ladyship plan to go on a
>Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment.
The acoustics are
>excellent
>and even the most delicate sounds can
be heard erywhere.
>
> The newest addition is a bell which rings
every time a person
>enters.
> We ar e holding a bazaar to provide
plush seats for all since many
>feel
>it is long needed. I look
forward to escorting you there myself and
>seating you in a place
where you can be seen by all.
>
> With deepest regards,
> The
Schoolmaster
> The Woman fainted reading the reply........ and she
never
visited
>India!!!

n iam sure u wud have craked down as we did it was jdude by remix_one our very own ritz

dis was d link to d contest

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=165944&T PN=2

tally ho

keep laughing😆😉

shelly

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thnx for the consolation 😆 😆 😛
its my first prize eva on IF 😳

*ahem* i would like to thnk
spiky for opening the topic
the judges whoevr they r 😛
shelly for announcing 😛 😛
and last but not the least
the person who invented this joke and all the ppl who kept forwarding this such tht one day it reached me......im touched...its such an emotional moment i could cry...............


okok enough melodrama.....i mean,wat better way to accept a prize for a joke than crackin a joke,no? 😃 😃
of course,jokes i crack on my own would probably want to make u cry for their sheer senselessness,but hey,no ones perfect!! 😆 😃

lolz thnx ppl 😛 😊 😊

ooooo gr8 thnx ritz 🤗
😛 😊 😊

wow!! i didn't even know u had these things!!!

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i won its my first ever prize on IF yipieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
😃 😃 😃
im sooooooooo happy thnx a lot ritz ur d best 😉😉

n congo to all who won the prize 👏

Originally posted by: tia_angel!!!

wow!! i didn't even know u had these things!!!

mayb u didnt knw coz it wasnt a sticky n it went off to pages after 10th page............................... n dun b sad dere will b one more comp same one n now one every week so b aware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃😃

spiky

wow......congo pple...... 👏 pri,niyu and kavi.....conratulation and celebration...i wish a u very very very Comedy life 😆......sry im not as gud as ull

I din't know about the contest 😭 but next time I will participate 😉 . Btw I am wondering why r all jokes made on Laloo only 😆 😆

lolz yeah congrats to all other winners too 😊

and no soumi all jokes aint made on laloo......most of them r on sardars poor things....and probably madrasis too i wudnt know........😛 😆 😊

wow...congrats evry1!!!really well done!!!
hehehehe sanya....u won the spontanious award...hehehehe