a funny fic to be continued !!

ok guys , i read this article on indian express as usual since my imagination is a bit wild , i thought of this !!!!

now you guys can continue it as you like

A schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Mumbai. (Maurya high)He reported for duty two days before August 15th and as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here's his dynamite speech!!!!!!!!!
"Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries and Children! This is my first maiden speech .If small small mistakes get inside my speech ,I ask pardon .Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason,
Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three- tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket .I put complaint on station master .He said me to go to lady clerk .At first she also rejected ,but at last with great difficulty she gave birth to only my son .Any way I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son .
We got independent because of great leaders like Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth rate and we shall halve it .Today we all halve our birth rate. You children are future dynamite generators of the nation. Look into future time only .No backside looking or looking at your behind .Be great like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt .You know genius ,no? It is 1% perspiration and 97% evaporation .They became great by reading great books .After we finish you in school , you can go to college and get BA,MA and other decrease .Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts ,shattered upontents or leacherers in college .
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is soil .We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you will become great phools.
Many vacancy job come in newspaper .Only yesterday I saw in paper " Wanted for refuted engineering firm : Generators, high power condensers ' so and so forth,etc." these jobs may be teknickel , but you can rise .IF you have flare in English , you can become teacher .
I am now ending this fastly .My god blast you ! thank you and thank god I am finished .
Joy Hind !!!!!

now let he be appointed as the English teacher !!1 😉
now do write as to what the students of Maurya high will do to him

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keep it up nishi....gr8 fanfic

wow gr8!! 👏
i m havin stumbles in my stomach!! 😆

nishi...it was too good yaar...i simply loved it and i was rolling while reading it.. 😆

newayz,i'll think of sumthin 2 write later on.btw,it's goin gr8,nishi 😆 😆