Hi , this is Kamna here , i'm from Delhi .i'm new to this forum .....though have been here for 2 weeks but didn't send any msg ....cause i was in search of friends ....not ordinary but special friends ....one who can help me share my sorrows ....coz last few weeks had been so depressing .....one bad news after another ......Remix only for half an hour ....that too being replaced by none other than the greatest bore in the Indian TV Industry .....and all the drama of Tia & ranveer just adds too the misery of remix fans ........so one needs people who understand the pain .....(hope i'm not exaggerating the situation and not sounding like ekta's heroines but thta's the way it is ....) and after reading most of the topics i realised there is no plAce better and at last something good has happened to me .......
to share my pain ....i'l share the email i'm planning to write to Star One ...please kindly suggest any changes if u find .......here it goes
SUBJECT : DEMISE OF A REMIX FAN
....Hi this is Miss Blah Blah reporting for Star News .....on the new epidemic which is spreading like fire among the youngsters of India .......today (27/10/05) at 08:30 PM in Delhi , a young gal passed away from the Star World and moved to the other World .....let's go directly to Miss Ray who has been doing the research and will tell us all behind this new death god
Miss B : welcome to star news Miss Ray ...our viewers will like to know about this new epidemic and is it true that it could be fatal .....
Miss Ray : hey Bhaggu ...this is not a new epidemic its the old youthophobiaofindianchannels whcih was prevelent in India thanks to the overdose of ektaronadhonatorture (ERDT) for last five or six years ..and has just recurred due to shortage of youth lifeline called remixmania and being replaced by low quality sajidpoorjokesforum (SPJF) ....this gal has passed away to the world of HBO&ZEECAFE ....yes i think more youngsters may follow the suit ........
Miss B : now what could be the reason for the recurrence .....
Miss Ray :The reason is that the brains of star promoters has been replaced with that timbo's brain.....After a year of providing the youth's vigor called starone ...they have suddenly starting dilute the product the first symptoms was short supply of remixmania .....and its expected that some more imp contents may be replaced rather it has been rumoured that soon it will be further diluted with ERDT in addition to ofcourse the present SPJF ....
Miss B : Now is their any solution this...something what can be done .....
Miss Ray : ofcourse miss blah blah ....is it this difficult to guess ...by any chance u r timbo's twin sis ...now we all can pray to bhaggu that star guys get some brains and let the remixmania flow ......if the dosage can't be increased at least the frequency of dosage can be increased ...means right now its given four times in a week and the dosage has been halved ....they can increase the dosage to six times.....or they should increase the dosage to normal ....and if this can't be done than moreand more youth will move on and TRP rates will fall further ....and On a serious note .......what started as an attempt to resurrect the youth to Indian Tv Industry will end as a poison for them ....
Miss B : thank u miss red head ray for the info and can only tell our viewers to raise their voices and let the youth of this country rule .......
