RF RAGGING!![FUN AND NOT SCARY]IMP###

OK PPL THIS IS JUST AN EXTENSION OF APARNA[APPLE 14'S IDEA TO MAKE THE NEWBIES FEEL COMFORTABLE.[read ahead]

as there was no participation there i just thought i will extend the idea.

aparna's idea was to give tasks and then the newbie who performs it the best will be declared a winner and will be conferred upon their respective titles.

ok let me extend this idea.i want newbies ,groupies and even senior members to give it a try.

goldies and viewbies and coolbies i want u all to help in setting tasks and also in judging.we all should have fun and that is the idea.pls participate.you all need not be gr8 writers or something the idea is just to have fun!!!!

dun feel shy.shed off that coat.

for heaven's sake pls dun act dead and participate!!

TASK::

the remix characters r performing some skit on modern ramayan.
now u will have to use the dialogues like the characters in remix speak and make remixed ramayan.u can pic ne scene from the epic.

use the characters in varied ways.
the one with the wittiest dialogues and the one who puts us to laughter will win the title.
the title.
"THE JOKER"

eh!ppl not to take it in the wrong sense.OUR IDEA IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE U FEEL COMFORTABLE AND ENJOY URSELF BETTER AND GET TO KNOW THE PPL AROUND TOO.BELIEVE ME EVEN I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET LOST HERE COS EVEN I STARTED AS A NEWBIE!!

remember even i never miss a chance to laugh at myself.cos who knows?that may be the "joke of the millenium".

so go ahead qwe need more participation out here.......

THIS IS SHELLY[REMIXDEBESTS ENTRY AM POSTING IT HERE]RAMAYAN REMIXED
CAST-(bear wid dis weird cast puhlease)
dashrath-sumit ahuja,rams mom-soniya.bharats mom-pallo
ram-yuvi,sita-aashi,lakshman-ranveer,lukkies wife-tia
ravan-aditya,golden deer-sahil,soopnekha-yamini
STORY BEGING(hope u survived d cast)
pallo has told sumit about rams vanvas---mere sumit i cant live widout u but ram n his troop wont lemme near u
sumit-ohhhh pallo i can do neting for u
pallo -send tia i mean send ram outof staton for some years to be exact 14 mayb
sumit -wat
pallo tinking(dis is a gud idea soniya will die frm d sadness of his son dan sumit will b all mine)
NEXT SCENE-RAM GOING
ram-hey pop im leaving wid me band
sita-of course ye akele jaane se darta hai na
ram-ashi i mean sita sweetheart wont u go wid me
sita-ohcourse mujhe is jail mein akele nahin rahena
lucckie-banna hum bhi aap ke saath jaayege
ram-thx dude ur total sufi
lucki wife-hey luckie y r u leaving tia plz dont go
lukie-tia to aap bhi hamaare saaath chaliye
tia--nono tia eise gross jagah kise survive karegi take me to paris if u can
luckie-vo hamaare bujget mein nahin hai hum to kissi jungal mein jaa rahe hai
tia--nahin luckie vahaan to dhang ka koi parlour bhi nahin hoga tia mkae up kaise karege
sita-rite ,agar yeh timbo jaayegi toh main nahin jaoongi
tia-u called tia timbo u magarmutch
okok we r leaving now
rams mom--mat jaaoo humein u akela jhodkar
sita-stop dat daily drama soap mom in law
everyone bids dem buhbyee
NEXT SCENE-SITA HARAN
snoopnakha sees dese ravishing boys n maros chakkar on dem
sita -breaks her nose
ram-y did u do dat wacko yahaan koi hospital nahin hai
sita-phyco u two shud look after mee
dey all sing remix songs in d jungle impressing d animals
sita sees golden dragon
hey ram-plz get me dat animl
ram-wacko mujhe koi paagal kutte ne kata hai
oko ok will get it dunt move newhere to luckie-hey luckie dude stay here
after time----
sita-thakur dat phyco ko kuch mila nahin hoga u go naa plzz
luckiee-ok but dun move frm dis line
sita-mujhe kyaa samjha hai
luckei-yh aapki safety ke liye hai
sita-watever
ravan coems-hey beutiful chick kyaa mewin tumhari photos kheeck sakta hun
sita-sure
n somehow he kidnaps her
NEXT SCENE
RAVAN KILLING
ravan wid his fauj is killed n dey return home happily
tia-luckie tumhaare intezaar mein tia ke wrinkles aa gaye hai puhlease tia ko esie jhokar phir mat jaana
d end

dis can b hilarius but i cudnt tink of neting else so i cant b d joker but i tried once again but its nt hilarius it sick
shelly
hope u surveived n reached til here widout sleeping
luv ya
shelly

2MOROW AT 11 I WILL DECLARE THE WINNER.THATS ALL I CAN WAIT.
THANK YOU.
COOLNIYU,TAMANNA.GOOD JOB!

Originally posted by: prettyguria

nice task, me will see 😊

PLS PARTICIPATE TOO.I DUN HAVE MORE PATIENCE!!!!DON'T TEST MINE😛

AND YA PLS INTRODUCE URSELF TOO!

soz don knw nething abt ramayan so cnt participate!

it was hailarous !

i couldnt imagine remix characters playing Ramayan!

it was EXCELLENT !

keep up the good work !

Hey dat was hilarious!!!😆....

Ok...i've chosen a scene in which wen Sita returns from Ravan's place in the end...and evryone blames and curses her for staying at a stranger's place for so many days....n she shud giv agni pariksha....

I'll just make one modification in the cast...in the cast Ravan is Aditya....😆

Sita: Duh-huh Ram!!!Kya tumhe mujhpar jaraasa bhi trust nahi hai?????

Ram:Look wakho....main tumpe poora trust karta hoon...per agar logon ne mujhe poocha toh....main unhe kya kahoonga????Aur dad....vo toh mujhe bilkul hi nahi chodenge......

Sita: Of course!!! Ram the gr8!!! Apne daddy se darta hai.....Be a man Ram!!!! And face ur dad!!!!!

Ram: Shut up!!! Tumhe ek chotisi exam dene mein kya problem hai????Ya phir tum darti ho????

Sita: Main kyun darne lagi??? Vo toh tumhara kaam hai.....Loser!!!

Ram: Watever!!! Then get ready.....

Lakshman:Banna...hume phir bhi lagta hai ki Sita bhabhi ko---

Ram: Lucky dude....relax....mujhe Sita pe poora trust hai....main yeh sirf doosron ke kehne pe keh raha hoon.....

Lucky: Par banna....

Sita: Relax Lucky!!! I'll handle this situation...tum jao apni Timbo wife ke saath....aur meri mom-in-law ko bhi zara comfort karna.......

Ram: Vaise wakho...sach sach batao....tum us loser Raavan ke saath kya kar rahi thi???Tumhe pata hai na vo kitna bada dufus hai????

Sita: Duh-huh!!! Apni baat se mukarana toh koi tumse sikhe!!! Abhi abhi u said ki tumhe mujhpe kitna trust hai.......Toh ab.....

Ram: Of course sweet heart!!! Main toh bas vo--

Sita: Shut up u liar!!! Main tumhe abhi dekhti hoon....(saying this she starts pulling his hair n fighting wid him)

Ram: Wakho!!! (he too starts fighting wid her...)

Lucky comes from inside to find the source of noise n tries to separate Ram n sita..."Ram banna....Sita bhabhi....ruk jaiye na...."

But they push him aside n continue fighting.....In their physical fight...the fire in which Sita was supposed to giv Agni Pariksha gets extinguished....

Ranveer's face is full of ashes...Tia comes from inside..."Oh ho! Lucky tumhe kya hua...jaldi chalo Tia tumhe cream laga degi...nahi toh tumhe rashes ho sakte hain...." She tries to desperately pull him inside....

Ok guys...i dunno how the episode ends in the epic....so I'll leave it there....

I hope it wasnt too bad guys...and most importantly...i hope it wasnt something sick....

mads....really funny!!!

Rikzik....I really hope ppl do participate here. I see newbies swarming other posts but none come here! 😭

I just hope they realize soon that it's so much fun!

it was aweosme dis is a winning entry 👏 😆 u rock it was superb i may say better dan mine or an extension or add in it to make a full story
shelly