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The prestigious University of Pali Marwar Railway Station has declared the following honorary Ph.Ds for RR cast and crew-
1. Thakurain-sa has been awarded a Ph.D for her expertise in the study of Drapetomania. What on earth is that?
She has not only perfected the art herself but continues to be an inspiration for generations of women, wives in particular, who aspire to run away from home one day. She ran away from Dilsher with little care for her son, and now she impressed the university by her feat of grabbing the opportunity with both hands when she was offered a chance to run away from Thakur-sa. Although she claims a momentary concern for the girl who rescued her, the university doubts it.
Meanwhile, she was disqualified from the race for best maa- not only did Rudra file a case against the university for even considering her, Paro pointed out that Thakurainsa failed her too, as she did not share her expertise in drapetomania with her.
2. Thakur-sa has been awarded a Ph.D in the art of disguise. His effective use of a pristine white hand kercheif to hide his mooch which is his trademark while displaying his purple kurta was applauded for its ingenuity.
3. Rudra bagged the Ph.D for expertise in the art of emotional blackmail. It is alleged that the award was originally meant for Paro for her heart touching speech but University canteen wala leaked the information to Rudra. And this is what lead to the his brainwave of jumping onto the rail track.. Come on Paro, beat that!!
4. Ph.D in use of unoriginal ideas was awarded to the CVs of RR. The reasons for this run into pages but it is said it was the telepathic conversation that clinched the deal!!
5. This extra was awarded the Ph.D for inconspicuousness- In a mere 1.45 min she managed the feat of walking in between Parud at least 4 times, very inconspicuously.
Meanwhile the Indian Railway Minister Shri Sadananda Gowda awarded the most versatile railway station award to Pali Marwar station. He also advised other stations to take a lesson from the example set by Pali Marwar.
A public nuisance case has been filed against Major saab who in spite of being a Major in BSD broke all rules of Railway by jumping onto the tracks for his histrionics. In retaliation Major saab has filed a murder case against the CVs for character assassination. The court pointed out to him that character assassination, technically is not murder.
[QUOTE=smitar]
One more Ph.D, pleeejjj. For the BG guy who has been killing my eardrums five days a week with his AAA and his Dhin Dhina tunes. I even have nightmares about them.š
One more Ph.D, pleeejjj. For the BG guy who has been killing my eardrums five days a week with his AAA and his Dhin Dhina tunes. I even have nightmares about them.š
Aaapka hukm sar aankhon par- He is hereby awarded a Ph.D in himesh-reshammiyology. Its the ultimate honour for anyone in the field of music
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