PhatPhatiyaPost - An Interview with Rudra Pratap Ranawat - Page 2

That was awesome SJ-sa I was hanging on every word of RPR and SJ and trying to make head or tail of when conshumashuns will happen - still no closer to the truth !
BSD officers get trained by the politicos in answering cutting edge Snobiwala questions - me lovey!!!
I say more twitter trending to get our way !

Hurray, double dose of PPP...LOVED it! or should I say LOVE U... u r incorrigible!

Originally posted by: Ipkkndcrazy1

Hurray, double dose of PPP...LOVED it! or should I say LOVE U... u r incorrigible!

Originally posted by: sugarfan

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Hilarious interview,and wild imagination you have!Brilliant!👏

Please,I want more interviews!

Ahhh so apt for the current political atmosphere!! 😆 You really outdid yourself this time SJ, I must watch the actual interview even though my shady memory tells me that I have seen it on tv but watching it twice won't hurt. Must salute RPR and his ArSnobita for granting us paagal fans for such a a paisa vaisol interview!!! Hope to see RPR fulfill his duties and responsibilities with full conviction as NAMO will as the PM!! Thanks for two PPPs in one day, I'm very sorry I don't get a chance to comment regularly as I would like to but I always end up reading and liking your posts! Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule and writing some really creative and entertaining posts!!!

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

can't wait to see your additions to the interview

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Paro's coalition information has been updated, right underneath your post.


She's not nearly as amusing as Rudra, but it was certainly a fun interview. She even gave me free golas!

Laugh riot..

Originally posted by: chotidesi

Today, on CNN-IBN, the newest anchor, Choti, is giving the viewers unprecedented access to the woman everyone wants to know. The coalition leader, Paro!


C: First off, I must ask. How does the newly elected Protector of Mice (PM), Rudra Pratap Ranawat keep his moonch so clean with only one hand?
P: Well, if you must know- I brush it everyday with my hand when we kiss.

C: You kiss? Tell us more about this.
P: Well, my party, Bholenath Jives with Paro (BJP) struck a deal with his party to rule our room. He promised to give me one kiss every morning, so long as I keep his moonch from getting stained with my pretty pink lipstick by keeping my hand in between.

C: That seems to be effective. Six months into this coalition, and you guys have already been hit with a scandal. The new PM was caught blindfolding you, his right hand woman, on a recent video leaked by someone who only goes by the name "Laila".
P: Video?! Rudra, you promised you would only play that back for me! Oh no- Are the handcuffs visible in it too?

C: Handcuffs? This scandal seems to be growing faster than his phat- er, economy.
P: Uh, I mean, yes, of course there were handcuffs. We're really attempting to crackdown on corruption, and he was practicing our new tactics on me to make sure the plan goes off without a hitch.

C: Understandable. Seems like he's taken a lesson from the er, jerky rollout of Obamacare.
P: Yes, his movements will be much smoother. I can attest to this.

C: There are rumors going around that the newly kicked out opposition party's(CastrateRudra) leader, KcM, is rather bitter about her loss. Supposedly she has kicked the promised heir, Sumer, out into a malaria infested hut with a traitor who has only been identified as "Laila". She is now giving out laddoos to sway voters in the upcoming midterms, better known as JDJ. What do you have to say to this?
P: All I can say is that people should be prepared with a stock of apples and coconuts to offer to Bholenath after this. I'm aware that there is a shortage of these after Dilsher Farms gave theirs up to the pilgrims, and I recommend that you keep your husband in stock to offer as well.

C: Well, that was certainly an enlightening interview. It was a pleasure to meet you, Paro. You're every bit as beautiful as your fangirls- er, constituents, say.
P: Well thank you! Free golas for all that voted, only at the Biripur Farmer's Market this weekend. I promise they are all organic.

Bawahahahaha. Free golas? Can I get it in all flavors, I cant choose which flavor I want.

You as my favorite person on tv ArnabG...😆.. I love it..

Originally posted by: chotidesi

Today, on CNN-IBN, the newest anchor, Choti, is giving the viewers unprecedented access to the woman everyone wants to know. The coalition leader, Paro!


C: First off, I must ask. How does the newly elected Protector of Mice (PM), Rudra Pratap Ranawat keep his moonch so clean with only one hand?
P: Well, if you must know- I brush it everyday with my hand when we kiss.

C: You kiss? Tell us more about this.
P: Well, my party, Bholenath Jives with Paro (BJP) struck a deal with his party to rule our room. He promised to give me one kiss every morning, so long as I keep his moonch from getting stained with my pretty pink lipstick by keeping my hand in between.

C: That seems to be effective. Six months into this coalition, and you guys have already been hit with a scandal. The new PM was caught blindfolding you, his right hand woman, on a recent video leaked by someone who only goes by the name "Laila".
P: Video?! Rudra, you promised you would only play that back for me! Oh no- Are the handcuffs visible in it too?

C: Handcuffs? This scandal seems to be growing faster than his phat- er, economy.
P: Uh, I mean, yes, of course there were handcuffs. We're really attempting to crackdown on corruption, and he was practicing our new tactics on me to make sure the plan goes off without a hitch.

C: Understandable. Seems like he's taken a lesson from the er, jerky rollout of Obamacare.
P: Yes, his movements will be much smoother. I can attest to this.

C: There are rumors going around that the newly kicked out opposition party's(CastrateRudra) leader, KcM, is rather bitter about her loss. Supposedly she has kicked the promised heir, Sumer, out into a malaria infested hut with a traitor who has only been identified as "Laila". She is now giving out laddoos to sway voters in the upcoming midterms, better known as JDJ. What do you have to say to this?
P: All I can say is that people should be prepared with a stock of apples and coconuts to offer to Bholenath after this. I'm aware that there is a shortage of these after Dilsher Farms gave theirs up to the pilgrims, and I recommend that you keep your husband in stock to offer as well.

C: Well, that was certainly an enlightening interview. It was a pleasure to meet you, Paro. You're every bit as beautiful as your fangirls- er, constituents, say.
P: Well thank you! Free golas for all that voted, only at the Biripur Farmer's Market this weekend. I promise they are all organic.

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