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Jisme Rudra-banna "almost" passed, but now there is the masterni-ji challenge coming up 😆. Emancipation+ Romance deal. That's why I love Feminism!
1. Go, Rudra, Go! And welcome back, brains! Kya baat hai, the dimaagi race horses are on a full sprint today. Which got me thinking- did Rudra spinner-ball style punch Sumer?I mean he punched, Sumer fell, and then Rudra came out from behind the pillar? I needed a couple of replays! #UnfairCVs. Kameene ko mukka na dikhaane walon, Janta maaf nahi karegi! The lung splitting burp, Mohini? Nope... not interested there, thanks.
2. I am jealous of Paro. Bas. Keh diya. Just look at the clothes she owns, and then gets gifted! How many times has she repeated costumes? Once (sangeet ones, in which she slept- royalty, she is)? Never? *Humph- decides to one day get a job in a telly soap with a whopping budget*
3. Rudra: Damn, I must care for her. "Pati jo hoon"- hey, Paro, Parrow! It was all fake, don't be silly! I will beat up random men for you, protect you from every kharoch, but I don't care for you. I will call you "khoobsurat", get stunned by you, and your "achchi toh lag rahi hai"-wala careless beauty. But I will blame all else on that species called 'women'. That marriage counselor will be shocked- I'm so good at playing Shaadi-Shaadi, that I'll give Paro a run for her money in playing dress up.
4. BSD also wakes up! Even they get THE brainwave. Call Paro, ask her what's up... tum theek ho? BUT, they shall not ask what happened that night. Details aren't important, consummashun is. So we will send over the consummashun expert over in a bit. The Ek Saal, ek Angaar Kumaar/Dhuan Kumaari Abhiyaan has to work!
5. Whoa, Mohini? You cutie cupid? So you will hurt Paro? Lo... the the Naari Mukti Morcha women are here to watch your plans fail. The bespectacled Masterni-ji also comes with a Simpering-Sunehri-like-Friend. What a package. Two people to discuss the likes of Aman while we phankis bare our teeth over that Pappu.
Chalo then. Hopefully, Rudra-Pappu will soon pass the Shaadi Byah Test (the SBT, guys, don't snicker- it has IIT level stature). Meanwhile, I'm sure the Aman-Pappu track ain't far behind.
P. S. 1 On a serious note. A casual "achchi toh lag rahi hai" is all it takes Paro to fall for Major Sahab again and again. She's disarming in her innocence.
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P. S. 2 I just watched Mr ShoutSwaami blaring over how Mrs Gandhi launched a "#TVAttack" (official Twitter Trend hashtag). Then, I watched the screen scroll of "Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar" during Rangrasiya. Then checked for my name on the electoral roll online- it's not there. I won't be a part of the MOST happening elections ever. Pardon me, if my post is "politically incorrect" today.
P. S. 3 No one in my family can stand daily soaps. But, I watch RR obsessively on TV. I have disobeyed the "family that eats together, stays together" rule for sometime now. BUT, I sneakily caught my mom watching the 3 PM repeat of RR. I hid behind the door and "heard" the episode. Will I earn some brownie points in Mr. Tiwari's books (ref. his latest tweet)?
Seher Hone Ko Hai
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