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I was told that two types of marriages exist : Love and Arranged.. But our desi shows seem to have come up with new categories !
At the time of taking vows...
Type 1:
Boy loves Girl. Girl hates Boy
Type 2
Girl Loves boy .Boy hates Girl.
Type 3
Boy loves Girl.Girl loves Boy
Type 4
Girl hates Boy.Boy hates Girl.
And the very innovative idea... Type 5 i would call- Drunken Type 2 wedding that took place last week !
I imagine this conversation taking place over tea !
Rudra: Ae paro.. daaru piyegi ya doodh?
P: Major saab, don't u remember what happened last time ?
R: U hung my uniform in a place where the crow shits everyday. Toone phirse meri izzat ko kuchaal diya? My dignity..my honour.. . So tell me.. this time what should we do? Doodh peekar ya daaru peekar shaadi karni hogi phirse.. u have to pay for this mistake.
P: Hey bholenath.. hamari phirse shaadi. i can't believe im breaking my pichle janam record.*19 minute rant*
R: *sips tea* Y don't we try something new? U drink doodh and i shall give 7 vachans of love this time...
P: And?
R: We take anti-clockwise pheras.. unlike last time?
P: But it will be a wedding* toothy smile*. What about the romance major saab?
R: Hmm.. u look at me , i look away. i look at u ,u look away *insert soft BG *. U look at me , i look at u *insert breeze * we both look away * mohini enters**jarring BG tune*
P: isn't this old? y don't we innovate new romantic scenes? like last night?
R: acha chal ek idea phekoon? U comb my mooch with subtlety , giving it new styles everyday..
P: can i also comb ur hair everyday? And can we play with the doll ?U have lost ur job .. bahut time hai major saab ..
R: Don't call me that . Put that in ur brain-sa.
P: But my brain -wa oops brain-sa finds it very romantic.
R: im mixing daaru with doodh .. watch the new rudra emerging now...
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The chai times have published the taazi khabar of the haveli .
1)Rudra holds paro's hand on the first night . The mouse inspired by animals / insects from other desi soaps has learned to play cupid. đ
How very ROMANTIC!â¤ď¸
2) U drink doodh, i wont drink daaru .. followed by similar roundabout dialogues.. in short .. i give you strength for the future...
How very SARCASTIC đ
3) I do not remember what happened last night. paro's expression on learning this 𤣠Chai banao shrimatiji.. typical pati commands ..
How very DRAMATICđł
4) Mohini.. ka breakfast punch .. " keep ur wife in check"
How very BOMBASTIC
5) The best phor the last .. ' pati hoon main tera... itna toh haq banta hai' đł
How very RUDRASTICđ
A/N : i have only started watching the show from wedding epi onwards. It took me all this time to accommodate space in my head for a new storyline since that last show ! Im somehow hooked onto it ..
First post here.. please be welcoming with a cup of teađ
At the time of taking vows...
Type 1:
Boy loves Girl. Girl hates Boy
Type 2
Girl Loves boy .Boy hates Girl.
Type 3
Boy loves Girl.Girl loves Boy
Type 4
Girl hates Boy.Boy hates Girl.
And the very innovative idea... Type 5 i would call- Drunken Type 2 wedding that took place last week !
I imagine this conversation taking place over tea !
Rudra: Ae paro.. daaru piyegi ya doodh?
P: Major saab, don't u remember what happened last time ?
R: U hung my uniform in a place where the crow shits everyday. Toone phirse meri izzat ko kuchaal diya? My dignity..my honour.. . So tell me.. this time what should we do? Doodh peekar ya daaru peekar shaadi karni hogi phirse.. u have to pay for this mistake.
P: Hey bholenath.. hamari phirse shaadi. i can't believe im breaking my pichle janam record.*19 minute rant*
R: *sips tea* Y don't we try something new? U drink doodh and i shall give 7 vachans of love this time...
P: And?
R: We take anti-clockwise pheras.. unlike last time?
P: But it will be a wedding* toothy smile*. What about the romance major saab?
R: Hmm.. u look at me , i look away. i look at u ,u look away *insert soft BG *. U look at me , i look at u *insert breeze * we both look away * mohini enters**jarring BG tune*
P: isn't this old? y don't we innovate new romantic scenes? like last night?
R: acha chal ek idea phekoon? U comb my mooch with subtlety , giving it new styles everyday..
P: can i also comb ur hair everyday? And can we play with the doll ?U have lost ur job .. bahut time hai major saab ..
R: Don't call me that . Put that in ur brain-sa.
P: But my brain -wa oops brain-sa finds it very romantic.
R: im mixing daaru with doodh .. watch the new rudra emerging now...
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The chai times have published the taazi khabar of the haveli .
1)Rudra holds paro's hand on the first night . The mouse inspired by animals / insects from other desi soaps has learned to play cupid. đ
How very ROMANTIC!â¤ď¸
2) U drink doodh, i wont drink daaru .. followed by similar roundabout dialogues.. in short .. i give you strength for the future...
How very SARCASTIC đ
3) I do not remember what happened last night. paro's expression on learning this 𤣠Chai banao shrimatiji.. typical pati commands ..
How very DRAMATICđł
4) Mohini.. ka breakfast punch .. " keep ur wife in check"
How very BOMBASTIC
5) The best phor the last .. ' pati hoon main tera... itna toh haq banta hai' đł
How very RUDRASTICđ
A/N : i have only started watching the show from wedding epi onwards. It took me all this time to accommodate space in my head for a new storyline since that last show ! Im somehow hooked onto it ..
First post here.. please be welcoming with a cup of teađ
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