PhatPhatiya Post - Public Confessions - Page 5

Originally posted by: kutkut12

Seriously SJ your sense of humour brings out the best in others too. I mean the responses to phatphatiya are as entertaining as PPP itself 👏

Originally posted by: Semanti

Not gonna lie, I did too.

With today's episode, I abandon all attempts of pretending that I watch this show seriously, or even that the makers expect me to take the show seriously. But I will watch. Because this is the most entertaining thing I have seen in a WHILE.

Even my disdainful sister said 'I like this more than your other show.' #Blasphemy

Chalo, koi nahi. Kailash Kher should play at everyone's weddings. And the bride should pick up her lehenga/gown/saree/dupatta/whatever and run to the strains of his soulful voice.

Otherwise, it is an unforgivable wayshte of pop culture.

Why are there only fifteen odd people attending such an important ceremony? Why is Rudra allowed to go on and on? Haven't they seen what happens at the Oscars? Is Paro related to Milkha Singh? She ran miles and wasn't even out of breath. I am going to sit here guiltily with my tub of ice cream.

Her logic is infallible, of course. "I owned this doll. I gave it to you. You kept it. Now we have to get married. Also, my name is Parvati and yours is Rudra. Bhole baba himself, ordained it. So what if you're a confused semi-atheist? I am not. WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED OKAY!"

I am all for women going out and taking what they want. Even if it is beyond all reason and rationality. She wants him, she's going to get him. YOU GO PARO! No one ever thinks it's weird when men in movies do the same thing! It becomes romantic then!

Pfft. No. Paro, don't listen to the haters/Rudra. You marry him and show him who's boss.

Am I the only one who noticed how turned on Paro looked when he slammed her against a wall and yelled at her. Time to LEGIT bring out the rassis and handcuffs, m tink.

This bwoy is all bark, no bite. He has no freaking CLUE about how to handle this Paro. It's like that episode of the Powerpuff Girls where Mojo Jojo had created the Powerpuff Boys and the girls couldn't figure out how to defeat them, and they eventually do it with love and being nice.

As an aside, I was chatting with a friend while watching and I TOTALLY predicted that sindoor scene. 😎

I feel sorry for Sumer. Dang! Lost the money and the girl! And he was so enthusiastic too!

The rest is inconsequential. Just like the attempted murder of Dilsher.

Originally posted by: JazzyMohd

Suppahb SJ sa!!!
Worth the wait!!
Moonchiya claiming "Phatphatiya all the way" Hehehe
Chalo he should seriously think bout our phatphatiya ride! 😉

Paro's performance dekhe i think Hegde too started to believe in Women empowerment!!

Originally posted by: mimosa658

Todays PPP was EXCEPTIONAL SJ sa...

Here is a khari ghatiya shayari:

Paro boli mujhse shaadi karo

Yeh lo sindoor aur meri maag bharo

Rudra bola bawali ho gayi kya chhori

Tune kahi bhaang toh nahi pee li

Paro boli mujh par chadha pyaar ka bukhaar

Tu kyo hai itna khoonkhaar

Dekh mein sindoor ke sang gudiya lai hoon

Pehle shaadi karenge

Phir Gudiya Gudiya khelenge

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Semanti!!!

KAha thi thum ab thak

PPP ki yaad nayi aayi?

Mera Khyal nahi aya?

Rudra jaisay na bano thum

Varna I will be forced to propose!

Originally posted by: Semanti

*giggle*

Aap bhi na, SJ-sa. PPP ki yaad toh hamesha aati hai. Aur aapka bhi.

I promize that I am no Rudra and have no dolls hidden away. More the woe, I have not his glorious hair.

If you are going to propose, bata diyo in advance-- must go and book a hall and hire some extras to stand around in the background and look shifty.

Just when we thought that nothing tops a toweliya-dance proposal, GH gives us a doll-confessions proposal.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

deewani hui paro

rudra pe ye ghata chaayi

ye dekh ke aman bola

hai shaadi bhi ek ras malai

deewana hua rudra

Originally posted by: mimosa658

Khayalon se khayal jo mil gaye

Dil mein gobhi ke phool khil gaye

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Will he make rudra dance to Palat Yeh thera hero idhar hai?? I will take it if its shirtless.