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Tragedy strikes cv umanand !
Umanand calling director dead at night : sir ! I have chalked out the whole sensational almost hug scene between our lead jodis.it will be sizzling,sensational and super original.I can almost visualize the uproar it will raise at IF. Fans will go berserk blushing, fainting, fanning themselves and throwing flying kisses to me ( feels warm at the idea).the lady would be chased by his letcherous brother-in law or one of the thakur's henchmen whoever available that time,itz not very important ! so she runs...ghagra flying, dupatta fluttering in the wind, her long bouncy,conditioned hair all flowing like a tail of a comet.the string of pearl she wears gets stuck to somewhere,she has no time, it comes off in slow motion... ... with all the pearls scattering in the dust ... yet she runs,tears flows freely down her cheek,chest hyperventilating from the effort...and then flashback plays with echo effect," u will realise all and everything, of who I am And how I am tring to save to,when u will meet danger face to face and I'd not be there to save u". she reaches a deserted garden of a purana dilapidated haveli unknowingly and stumbles upon a fallen marble cherub . she shrieks and tight shuts her eye all ready to hit the hard ground when a rugged masculine arm stops her...
background music starts with a signature thunder clap...intense eyelock for 2 mins...the male singer starts " ishq ka khel naseebo ka hai..."
And the dialogues Sirji ! you will hav goosebumps...see I am having too ( checks his neck and arms)
Toh suniye -----
ML : tu thik hai ?
FL: still in daze
ML: touching hasitatingly , kahi chot toh na lagi ?
FL: opens her quivering lips but no sound comes out
ML: (impatiently) [zor seh] kuch puch raha hu...jawab de !
FL: comes out of her trancelike state..and throws herself in his ah-so-delicious manly chest, hugs him tightly and cries her heart out.
ML: stunned...then closes his eyes...throat throbbing with unspoken emotions..
bg music...shall I use that AAA... part here to emphasise the underlying current ?? nooh ? ok. no probs, I hav heard,IF members hate that part...i must not ruin their moment
accha then,
ML:coming back to his senses, sees and well feels the woman wetting his kurta or uniform with her neverending tears...i think the uniform makes him more droolworthy, so uniform it is!
ML: thinking hard whether to hug her or hug her not... hug her or hug her not when she becomes aware,slowly breaks the magic moment and withdraws quietly looking elsewhere !
Can you imagine sir the potential the scene has ? it will set the screen on fire, kill the TRP aunties, bury all laila-majnu controversy, make worst enemies of IF giggle at each other like born-to-be-bestfriends... ... and sirji ! Junta will worship me as nxt J.K.Rowling (sighs in contentment)...
Kya kya ho sakta hai Sir ... ...
DIRECTOR : (sighing mournfully) abbey umanand ! Devanand ke tarah emotional hona bandh kar. kya kya ho sakta tha...baas ek macchar ne sab tabhah kar diya. (releases another gut wrenching sigh)
Umanand : Macchar sirji ?? macchar matlab mosquito,the insect ?? yeh side character haikya ? rukmani ko company dene ke liye ? shall I call the SFX team ? this time they must work hard and make the macchar real and black! what shall we name him sir ? "masku"?? yes... rukku and masku ; blue and black flying side by side.we can introduce him in this deserted garden scene only. wild flowers,fireflies and ... well cloud of mosquitoes circling our leads !! quite innovative and realistic,I say.
DIRECTOR : SHUP UP... JUST SHUT YOUR f**kING MOUTH UP !!will u?
here my bp is soaring high and u choose this very moment to crack ur imbecile jokes !! ooh ek macchar ! and what curse has befallen... ...oh what shall I do now ( literally sobs)!!
Umanand ( now totally confused and frightened) :[ macchar ! cursing The Great Director Sir ?? since when has a macchar acquired the cursing power of sage Durvasha ? or is it voldemort in disguise ?? aah too much harry potter has demented my brain!
next time I will use HP symbols in script more implicitly.]
(aloud) forget mosquito sir, we will use netlons and pest control from tomorrow... now sir ji, how do u like the glowing passion and subtle sensuality in my almost hu...
DRECTOR: (roaring like a thunder) to hell with ur almost hug, almost kiss, almost sax, almost murder !! abbey ullu ka pattha! ab jaake samrat-maithili ka almost consummation, yaa mohini-mala ke almost confrontation scene likh ! abhi abhi ph aya tha.the ML is diagnosed Malaria...ab jaa and prepare my almost funeral pyre !! [cuts the phone with a slam]
And this is my very lame effort to cheer u guys. I dedicate this piece to SJsa , the muse of ultimate hilarity,Gargi--my partner in crime whom I miss so much these days, and Radz who convinced me to write something.
And yes, tvbug sa !A humble request to u😃
next time u will help me with the title...i am badly running out of RRwords 😆😉.
With this skit, I welcome u all to make this place happier,chirpier,livelier than never before and let the flow of conversation,discussion,friendly debate,gossip session gush in here keeping the poking and winking conspirators ever active.😃😃
so what r u waiting for?
jump in !!
DISCLAIMER :Please note that this is to be taken in a lighter vein. There is no intention to belittle Ashish or the unfortunate illness that has rendered him unable to shoot!
I wish he recovers quickly and comes back to entertain us so that we don't have to resort to writing Parud scenes for ourselves!
(courtesy prettypri)
link to the previous thread is :https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/rangrasiya/3938491/in-pursuit-of-some-revelry
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