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Originally posted by: Milii

Hillarious!!!! 🤣

I was laughing my a** off...and patidev glared at me 😳

Originally posted by: blackdice1001

Never flicking tea drops off anywhere again I might accidentally have a consummation.. I lost it there😆

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Deer, for sum reason she haf changed it 2 nimbu paani now.

M need sum1 to dickode awl da hiddenz meaningz ya?

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

NB yaara deer, tan-Q so much for da dedickashunz.

My hart is overflowing wid da loose emoshunz nd nostalgia 😳

M tink, once a kadke-waali, always a kadke-waali,ya?

M read ur first Eva RR kadka nd DAN M haf sum kostins for U.

U see, M not see RR yet so M haf no idea why tea is falling in Cholis and Rudras are falling in cups.

(Wait, is dat rite or did I just reverse attyres?😕)

Anyway, cumming to my kostins:

1. Why nimbu pani ya? What happened to good ol tanda pani dat we used to consume across the universe?

2. Wen U are writing about cheeks, pliss 2 menshun which chicks?Or else MU dun 👏

3. M want 2 no why Paro drink awl da tea of da Rudra. Why she no make one mor cup for herself ya? Or is dis yet anotha kadka PH like da otha one dat cannot be named?

And lastly, wen U say dis is da first eye sax, DAN M tink U haf a looong way to go for da real consummashun ya?

Itz going to be a looong, hard, wait.

Getit? 😉

P.S: Sorry 4 da late comment frnz. Time zone be da basherz of awl kadka reunions😭

Originally posted by: Semanti

Deerz, it is bcoz, RR is TOTALLY diffrunt from IPK.

No similarities at AWL.

So diffrunt drink to ensure that no1 accuses u of the P word. 😡

Originally posted by: |Persephone|

Wow! I have never read a better piece of writing!!! My brain is exploding with the sheet awesomeness of this piece!!!
LOL! In all seriousness, I laughed so hard (at 1 am) that my roommate texted me to ask if I was okay! Rofl! Thanks for this!

Ps: kudos that you were able to write in that wonderful dialect of English!

Originally posted by: Payali09

WHAT...IS...THIS...!

That being said...

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There are like ten thousand in-jokes in this kadka...unfortunately I was a latecomer to the party so all of them flew over my head like flung cups of chai 😆

Your advice of thanda thanda nimboo pani failed to work with me. I unfortunately kept spitting it out due to laughter...alas no hawt mard in choli, I means dupatta kurta to saliva transfusion xchange with...

Sorries for my aah-tempts to maatch ur kadka tadka...frst aah-tempts, u see.

(how do you write a whole story using this language!!!! my gawd...I mean god...ugh!)