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Jab subah ka sooraj ugtha hai
tho Ranawat khandan ke man mein
Ajeeb Ajeeb khyal ubhartha hai
Dekhiye ek Jhaanki
soch unkay Man ki
KCM - Good day Mazdoors, how have you been today? First item on today's agenda is - How do I make the life of the people in this house completely miserable? Lets see, three new taunts for Mythili. One old taunt for Ranawat Senior and Moonchiya. Recite the talents of Parvathi - such as Smoking hot virgin who learned embroidery in correspondence course from Birpur. A few acidic dialogs from my reference thesaurus named, "Book of Jali Kati Proverbs and Idioms". Do you see my muscles, I can flex it better than all these Ranawat men put together and I can twist their moonch to get them to do my bidding. In 10 days, I will smoke them out of their secrets. Let me speed dial the Pandit.
Dilsher - Kambhakht Aurath! Without fail, you question a man's virility and a woman's fertility. Guess what! You have no idea about my son's virility. Vicky Donor has nothing on Rudra's boys count and motility. He will line up a cricket team of grandkids here before you can say Khamma Ghani. Do not challenge my son's masculinity, you can't because you have no grandkids! ha! No one comes between me and my soft Rotis!! Keh Diya!
Paro faints at the declaration of cricket team of grandkids. Sumer takes serious offense at the question mark on his virility.
Moonchiya - For 15 years, you poisoned my mind relentlessly, Ranawat. I am completely messed up in the head, I can only do it with Laila now and can only do the kinky stuff. I am so scarred I can't do anything vanilla or plain, leave alone regular consumashuns!! I'm full of Parud, sorry, Barud. So here's the deal, I will marry her not in 10 days but 4 days because when I marry her and get her addicted to me, she will talk like a magpie.
Aman - Sir, the band of jokers is sitting in the other room to run a banana republic inquiry on you. Here is a hanky, please wipe your tears and blow your nose. It has been a pleasure working with you.
BSD Officers - The team feels you have not used enough "narmi" on the witness. How many times have done Rangrasiya with her last week? Once, may be twice? And did you touch her sexy kamariya even once? We did not think so! Height of irresponsibility! And we fully plan to ignore like gnats, Kesari Ram's confession and the weapons you confiscated during your raid. You have 4 days to consumashuns and find the evidence hidden inside your witness's choli. Find it and save your job. Dismiss!
Moonchiya feels like his candy was snatched right out of his hand and wonders how to get the evidence from Paro.
Danveer - Aha! My wife is planning a Jan Seva Samoohik Vivah (group wedding) of all the young men in the Ranawat clan. Wonder, if I can apply for a second marriage too! And maybe for Dilsher bhaisa too. Dhating Dhating Dhating Dhating Naach!
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Baba KamDev ki sunay aur roz is prakriya ko karein
tho aap apnay poojya matha pitha ko pothay pothi ka var athi sheeghra pradhan karenge
Lambi Saas lein aur apnay pet ko KakiCumMasi ke reputation ke Gubbaray ki tharay phulyein aur dabayein
Issay Kehthay hain Kamaal Bhaarthi (neighbor waali)
Lungs se breathing hotha hai, Ears se nahi
Agar Gas hai tho don't do force in a group class
Don't do wrong Asthma wala attack
wrong wrong sau thareekay hothay hain,
even for consumashuns and eye locks
No no no
always do right breathing, phurr phurr phurr
Watch Babaji's hairy stomach for inspiration
Watch and learn
(seriously watch it, its unintentionally funny)
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d3erUbB3uw[/YOUTUBE]
