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Rangrasiya is fast turning to our favorite Man Basiya. We know how fans adopt a show and start breathing, eating, and other "ings" with the show. So here is a checklist to find out if you are furiously fanning yourself every time the hot pair shows up on screen
The Official Fangirl checklist
1. Made your other half/BF/husband grow a moonch to honor the Moonchiya
2. You are on an exercise and diet program to develop a Paro-like Sexy Kamariya
3. Overdosed your kids with Benadryl to conk them out before 9:30, leaving you unencumbered to enjoy the "pure" entertainment on screen.
4. Fed a few sleeping pills with dinner to your Mother in law and Father in law because the oldies just refuse to go to bed and insist on family time...at 9:30 pm. Who wants family time when Rudra and Paro are burning up the screen?
5. Asked your other half to gag you with chloroform before consumashuns?
6. Stuffed your neighbors mailbox with stinky garbage because you think he/she is from Sarhad Par
7. Tended to your BF's/husband's broken legs and ribs in a hospital because you insisted he drive a PhatPhatiya (motorcycle) on the busy highway from Pune to Mumbai
8. Your gas-bloated other-half complains there is only so much Dal Baati Choorma he can take.
9. Your other half is worried and oddly suspicious that you are having an online affair. No, he is damn sure you are having an affair. You hide your screen from him, smile for no reason, stay online till wee hours of the night, and act like a hapless fangirling school girl.
If not married, Mummy Daddy think you have a secret boyfriend online. They ban Internet but they are so duh, you sneak in via your smartphone under the blankets, anyway.
10. You are bursting with excitement to share your RangRasiya eye consumashuns with someone, anyone really, but you can't because your real life friends would send you to a mental asylum. Then you discovered India forums and did a happy dance.
11. You tell your friends you are expecting a very important phone call, when in reality you constantly check your phone for IF updates, one tweet from Ashish-Thirty-Sharma, and wonder when Sanaya will join the social media circus.
12. When Ashish-As-Strong-As-Thirty-Sharma tweets you back, you feel like your entire life has been validated. The world seems beautiful and you feel positive that this is the day you were born for. How proud your parents would be!
13. When Ashish tweets you back, or favorites your tweet, suddenly you go from 0 to 500 followers. You get gazillion retweets for any crap you have to say. You feel you have officially arrived.
14. When Ashish doesn't tweet you back, you walk around like a zombie, pouring Salt in your Tea, and Sugar in your Chicken curry.You call your shrink for an emergency session.
15. Your teeth are super sensitive and really hurt. And why not, you've been gobbling Imli and Namak by the pound in a show of solidarity to Paro.
16. You can't concentrate on school. Physics and Chemistry take on new meaning, with Rudra-Paro providing "torque", "acceleration", "inertia", "organic carbon chains" and "covalent bonds".
17. You see hidden meanings everywhere, symbolisms in every conversation. You boss blabbers like Thakur-sa, your colleague leaks news like Kesariya. You imagine Yahan-Bhi-Aman in your BFF and Varun-sa in your Ex-boyfriend. Even the mute drapery/Pardah and the four-legged somber coffee-table of your living room seems to symbolize Rudra-Paro love story.
18. You assess a man's worth by the type of moonch he sports.
19. When mummy-daddy bring new marriage proposals, they wonder how their Siddharth Malhotra loving daughter suddenly insists the man must have a full blown mustache
20. Weekends seem longer than usual, and weekend visitors seem as unappealing as the Barathis from Sarhad Par.
21. You bought a Pet butterfly and named her Rukmini. Sadly, she died after a month of her natural life. You wonder where you went wrong, should you have fed her Muscle Milk or steroids for long life?
And then you get unexpected doses of reality. I asked my fairly buff husband to lift me up like Rudra lifts Paro. He respectfully pointed out that Paro is at least 50 lbs lighter than me. He is nursing a sauce pan injury to his head and definitely getting no food today. That is why i am online.
Now add your RangRasiya Psychiatric Ward case files, so we can all sympathize with each other.
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