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Ireena Zahan

@Ireena7

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#101

Again hilarious post..🤣🤣🤣 your sense of humor is not just too good, it is three four...five...much much good

"Arms legs consumashuns dun! "🤣

I am just thinking half 'consumashuns' is so hot then what will happen when they will do it as full n final 🤣

that hospital scene was totally look like that Rudra is furious to do se* with Paro 😆

"hum sub ne mil kar yeh pratigya lee hai ki humaray Banna sa's subno moonch ugana hai. "

Ashish will be so proud of his moonch 😆

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aina123

@aina123

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Posted: 11 years ago

#102

So got introduced to you through this forum, love your posts, as soon as i finish watching the show I come on IF to read your post (Post is usually there by that time coz m in UK so by the time it is telecasted here ur post is there to read :P). Always njoy your posts more than the show itself. Keep up the good work.

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-miss-teeq-

@-miss-teeq-

Beginner

Posted: 11 years ago

#103

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Our Moonchiya lands in the BSD office, his blood drained from his brain to...ermmm...other vital organ(s). He feels light headed and lands on his belly flop on the floor.

Its revealed that RolyPolyLoveHandle is Uncle Ranawat and not a bad guy after all. So much for my (s)excitement!

Paro Baisa is a secret sharp shooter and wants to kill Rudra.

Paro: I will kill him
Uncle: No! India forums fangirls will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, I will kill myself
Uncle: No! India forums FF writers will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, I will kill you
Uncle: No! My fangirl SJ will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, let me drop the gun

Dishkaaon! I break into a dance in my living room, jahan dishkiyaon wahan ishqiyan...
where a loud gunfire couldn't bring Moonchiya back, Paro's tears do the the trick. In the grand scheme of Body Fluid Exchange program, Paro and Rudra have passed step one - saliva and tears consumashuns done!

The gun misfires and a bullet ricochets off the wall to hit the butt of an unwitting BSD constable. He is carried to the nearest Government hospital, while Moonchiya and Sexy Kamariya go to the Five-Star All Meals Included with Free Continental Breakfast & Free 24hr Cable Hospital.

Rudy wakes up in the hospital and is mighty pissed to see the sourpuss face of a doctor.

Rudra: Yeh ugly man kaun hai? Where is the beauty? Where is the ladki?
Doc: Dekhiye Moonchiya ji, Its not good to be so horny right after a near fatal injury
Rudra: Where is the beauty? Where is my candy?
Yahan Bhi Aman: Again? Sir please, don't you think its too soon?
Rudra: I want her, where is she, i want her near me.
Yahan Bhi Aman: sir no consumashuns, the good doctor says
Doc: Bada horny aadmi lagtha hai. Dekhiye, inki koi harkath nahi chalegi. I have medicines for that too!
Rudra: On the battlefield, a goli can misfire and hit you in the bum! it can become a pain in the bum. So listen to me Doc, everything's fair in love and war.
Doc: I am the head here
Rudra: Ab tail bano - listen to me!

So we know the doctor buried his hippocratic oath under the weight of his brand new plasma TV and Honda Civic car, thanks to thakursa.
All this was inconsequential as I watched Moonchiya's considerable expanse of chest. Would be fun resting your head on it. Paro bai sa ki kismath.

I wish serial villains would expedite whatever helluva evil plan they have. The doctor comes in with evil grin, and evil laughter, takes out an ominous looking Vicks cough syrup red liquid, laughs some more and then makes this wicked expression and very slowly and purposefully takes out the injection. With all the sweet time he takes to deliver the dratted injection, no wonder his plans got Rukawat Ke Liye Khed hai.

Rudra gets his wish. He can sit and ogle PAro Baisa all night. Better than any medicine. Just then Paro baisa has a nightmare. And Moonchiya wonders whether to call the nurse or hug the girl. He makes a quick executive decision and splatters himself on top of her. Paro bai sa, not used to the extra pounds on her, jumps in hyperventilation and injures Moonchiya's sexy chest with her heavy duty underwire. Rudra has to calm her down with his arms, legs, words and other things.

Rudra: Control karo Paro, Connntroool
Paro: Lakdi woods, press, fire, dabao!
Rudra: I know I am heavy, I will dabao you if you want, cool it girl!
Paro: Woh dab jayengay!!
Rudra: No, no, nahi dabengey woh! i will be gentle, hushhh
Paro: Arrghh! Rukmini, nahiii, Rukminiii nahiii
Rudra: thats right, we dont want any Rukmini between us, calm down!
Paro: Fire, fire, fire
Rudra: tell me about it! I feel it too! we will take care of it soon, shhh!
Paro: Mami sa lemme go, lemme go!
Rudra: yeah! you tell that Budhiya! come to me love, come to me, shaanti, shaanti
Paro: *&^% shaanti
Rudra: yeah *&^% her, i can take care of that too!, now relax...come here now...easy...easy...easy!

With that Rudra swings his legs on Paro's body and I faint here in front of TV. Arms legs consumashuns dun!

If I could, I would have joined them too in calming Paro baisa. ugh! odd menage again! CTRL+ALT+DELETE kareka padi

When Ashish tweeted that Paro and Rudra will explore "spaces within them" he was not kidding!!!

ok ok, w/o embarrassing the man, let me say this

Ashish sa

Jo aap padho ho mhara Posht, tho Ithnna jaan lo. Ghana pyar hai iss forum mein aap ke liye! Ithna ki hum sub ne mil kar yeh pratigya lee hai ki humaray Banna sa's subno moonch ugana hai.

Khamma Ghani (or something like that)

Back some more, to read once more...ghana phun reading tharo posht sa...the bits in oversize bold...classic stuff SJ!! 👏

And to the all-conssumming list, let us pl add Phinger - Rudraksh bracelet consummashionz ... Not as great as the BRILLIANT body fluid exchange program... but it be the one with the longest run, in the near and phar phuture it seems...cos barcelet sa be the new coat lapel sa ()...

Which reminds me. That 5 star ho(sp)tel ...(seriously? In Birpur or around, is it??)... or have they been flown to city hospital in the dilli where Babuji is lying paralysed?? And me back to Aansoo with Blue sweater consummashuns. Haye!!!

Anyway...back to the here and now...phatphatiya it is, and most (s)exciting!! The lush hairs and the chest...bahut ghana piromise they hold!

Edited by -miss-teeq- - 11 years ago

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Moumita Mukherjee

@fangurrl

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

#104

I can't stop 🤣
god your posts are hilarious! 😆

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Rita

@Rita.C

Navigator

Posted: 11 years ago

#105

Looking forward to your books SJ, and I am sure they will be kick ass, its great to see new Indian writers who write our language - that wonderful mixture of English with an Indian ethos, though I have no problems with any thing that you write actually

but don't leave it too late, because you will never know if you are ready or not, till you take the plunge, just saying, even though I know nothing about writing I do know that sort of happens with life:)

hugs

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sweetly_sour

@sweetly_sour

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#106

Originally posted by: shreya_rc
So majorsa has (???)shades of Grey and Edward Cullen trait in one avtar??😲

Yep Chulbul Pandey with a dash of Grey and Cullen, all rolled into one😆

In the next BDSM episode we will learn about the effective usage of ropes and gags.

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JJKKL

@JJKKL

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#107

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
here is some treat

kithna pavithra rishta hai. no gutter thotz.

SJ,

Do you know which number is this ?

Edited by JJKKL - 11 years ago

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JJKKL

@JJKKL

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#108

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

JJKKL aap tho badi CCR nikli

CCR = chupi chupi rustom!!!

LOL!!!! they should rename the forum to Horny Forums. 😆

Well what can I say. For me only a few scenes should not be made fun of - they are like rare pearls. Interrogation room's mirror scene was one such.Others are free for all to rip apart :-)

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#109

Holy Mother-sa of God-sa

Looks like things havent changed much around here, there are gutter thoughts and cossumashon theories still giggling like school girls.

Wow so good to be back LOL!

kuch dhamaka toh banta hai.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Paro-sa

Paro-sa who

Paro sa it's getting hot in here so take of all your clothes.

Also maybe just maybe a few episodes later Rudra-sa will take Paro-sa shopping cos that woman's in her shaadi ka joda since like forever and needs new undergarments 😆

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opsyellow

@opsyellow

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

#110

Originally posted by: MentalExotica
Holy Mother-sa of God-sa

Looks like things havent changed much around here, there are gutter thoughts and cossumashon theories still giggling like school girls.

Wow so good to be back LOL!

kuch dhamaka toh banta hai.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Paro-sa

Paro-sa who

Paro sa it's getting hot in here so take of all your clothes.

Also maybe just maybe a few episodes later Rudra-sa will take Paro-sa shopping cos that woman's in her shaadi ka joda since like forever and needs new undergarments 😆

🤣

She must be very smelly also😆

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