Ponder Vortex - Page 2

Great post! And seems bitiya always get stuck with bitwas mumbling thier dialogues! LA no 2 does have lots of oomph though!

Shoomi-sa, SSN is like Kufiya Khabari. Sab andar ki baate janata hai👏⭐️🤣

does the reporter know why Dulha was looking like a city slicker??? And not like rest of the gavvale?

Originally posted by: dips99

<font color="#0000cc">Galati se mishtekiya ho gaya. I thought the wedding would be wrapped up this week, along with the Raqth ka sagar, so the story can move indoors. Inside information to SSN ke pas hai.</font>

Kal laila oh laila milna hai Rudy se akela ke naam! hamari matbal nach gana maafi dont want to hurt anyone's sentiments matbal ki matbal sangeeet!!

Originally posted by: dips99

<font color="#0000cc">Shoomi-sa, SSN is like Kufiya Khabari. Sab andar ki baate janata hai👏⭐️🤣</font>

<font color="#0000cc">does the reporter know why Dulha was looking like a city slicker??? And not like rest of the gavvale? </font>

Dipsy, Dipsy, Dipsy mein kya karoon tujhe? He be one of the zillion parallel leads so he is eshpeshal! Now please to not do the jurrat of asking about bitiya's esstra sesky clothes compare to other village belles!!

Originally posted by: DrShuenmial

Dipsy, Dipsy, Dipsy mein kya karoon tujhe? He be one of the zillion parallel leads so he is eshpeshal! Now please to not do the jurrat of asking about bitiya's esstra sesky clothes compare to other village belles!!

Hamari aisu jurrat😲

Updated page one.

Originally posted by: savvy05

Dipsy🤣🤣 I sense you met with great difficulty in completing your diary entry today, particularly after seeing Barney-sa in resplendent purple😈 Does Shoomie even know this? Otherwise she would have mentioned it in the header post.

See, that just proves who can claim him😉

Originally posted by: dips99

Kala Pani Saza, Day #3:

Dear Diary,

Today Barney-sa is looking very sexy in his orange costume. Loved how he showed thenga to the dulhe ka chacha, when he tried to ogle his gavki bai-sa. He sure does like to do bhashan baji though. Even promises to send truckload of bandook...err... gifat to the baratis.

Oh and apparently Sexy-sa does hold a swayamvar for his gav ki chhoris. Because the dulha , seems had to pass some entrance exam to make it this far. Chalata hai.

Dude's idea of letting baratis know that they are not under his radar is to show up at the welcome party and have a stare competition with Sexya-sa. And pass on cryptic commands to someone on his phone. Wait, was that an iPhone 5s I saw? BSD distributes iphones to it's dud??? Never mind. chalata hai.

Dulha is quite good-looking by the way. Cute dimples.(Not as cute as my Sexy-sa ofcourse) He even manages to have an eye lock with Kamariya, even though she is 2 story above, almost hidden behind the curtains. chalata hai.

Pappu obviously never assembled the guns, because he couldn't make out the spare part. But Dude has no such problem. He knows the exact gun for which the rods will fit. And just like that he has figured out the whole dastardly plot in 2 seconds. Where is the suspense you ask me, shooo Chalata hai.

Thakurain sa is giving last min make up tips to dulhan in the meantime. She promises one big gold collar to her, but chickens out in the end. Because Kamariya shows up without that for the engagement.

And what do I see next... rubs eyes in disbelief... Barny-sa is back, in all his purple glory!!! Dhak dhak. Dhak dhak . Control Dipsy control.

Anyways, Cute Dulha is blown away by Kamariya's khubsurati and manages to impress everyone by reciting pyarbhari kavita, Even Sexy-sa, looking on like a proud papa, is convinced that Contestant #13 was the right choice (why 13 you ask me??? Duh, isn't he supposed to be the next nishana of dude's goli???) Anyways, Kamariya is all shy and blushing and falling for the dimples and thanking her stars in man hi man me, that he doesn't have the moochh like everyone else around her.

Kesari and his henchmen, in the meantime are following Sexy-sa's arder and putting together guns like a kid putting together Lego car. Chalata hai.

The stage is set for next ketchup filled fireworks. Phront phront and all...