😆OK So we had a lot of confusion today so I'm working on this update!
It seems a lot of you like my update after DD of course. some of you think I am inspired by DD and well I am...But she is the Master and I'm just an amature 😆
So Let's begin.
Thanks to Shalnuts for a bit of help..although bechari ki amma was on her neck so she left it half way😆
Neways this is dedicated to all the Deewanis! Especially the Sarpanch Deewanis!!! (I am on Top so back off😆)
Episode Begins with Chota Sarpanch addressing the villagers....
Shaan , Anand & Mangal are all listening to him ....
Sar: Okay, till now whatever we have done in Dhulwadi has always been with your consent.. IF you dont want the factory to be re-opened, then so be it. You may all go now !
Mangal: Sarpanchji, Dont disappoint us ! Lets leave everyone ..
Sar: Mangal!
Anand: Factory Murdaabaad...
Shaan Stops Anand with his trade-mark expressions! (I swear this is the Ada I"m fida over on KT! Adaa haye re haye re adaa, dil chura le adaa, karde deewana!😳 Back Off Ladies!🤣 Deewanis Murdabad! Rooj Zindabad!🤣)
Anand: Sehri Babu...
Shaan interrupting: Zindabaad.... What were you doing ?
Anand: What ... Haath ki Safai !
Shaan: If Mangal would have seen your Haath ki Safai, then we two would have become AMANGAL..
Anand: Areeey Waah... Your Hindi has improved after coming to Dhulwadi (Haye Main Mar jawan! KT was trying hard not to smile!😆 and HT was just superb!👏) .. Bhai.. My informers (Khoofiya Sutron) informed that Mangal had changed the Factory Lock ! (Flaunts the Keys )
Shaan: Yaar, how will we know which one is the correct key from this bunch!
Anand: Main Haath ki Safai jaanta hooon .. Tantra Mantra Nahi! Chaliye lets find out our Kismat ki Chaabi!
Shaan: Waise tumhare Sutra koun..
Anand: I was wrong before, your Hindi hasnt improved much... Khufiya means secret... Its a Secret...(Awww bechara Shaan got scolded by Anand😆 waise it was soo HT and KT scene...superb!👏) Shall we go now ? .. Both leave to go to the factory ...
Scene Changes to Mangal at the Factory:
Mangal enters the factory and fiddles with the main Fuse... (His BG music is playing and God kya ada hai! waise the music is like Dhumta dhumta...lmao dhumta? lol...kuch aur nahi hai itna dhumta music...aisa lagta hai ghumta ghumta bol raha hai! 🤣 Wakai Mangal is Ghumta hua badmaash!🤣🤣🤣 Ooh Song yaad agaya..."Badmaash, badmaash, badmaash...yeh hai badmaash company!" 🤣🤣🤣 ok got carried away...btw Mangal's Mustache is like a stache🤣🤣🤣 Kya hai mustache!🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal: Jaise hi woh aayega...ShOrt Ciruit hoga aur jor ka dhamaka! ... And the same thing will happen that happened to my Suraj .. oh my poor Suraj !
Shaan and Anand come to the factory...
Shaan: In the last 6 months this factory is closed...I hope the machines are working. Before DM comes tomorrow I have to get the machines going somehow! (I know how you can do it! take your shirt off and stand outside and girls will come running just to see you work and they will work to get the factory going🤣 UFF sorry couldn't resist on KT's HOtness🤣)
Anand: I know...tomorrow the DM will come at 4 o clock and if the factory is not working then they will not give us the license. Today's day is left, we will get it done! Let's go!
They go to the front and try the keys to open it. (What is with the BG music, is this that horror show or something? Ahhat lagta hai🤣 Factory khuli aur nikla bhoot!🤣🤣🤣 Boo! Khanak Bhoot!🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal and his goons come while Shaan and Anand are trying to open the factory. (Fight! Fight! Fight! 🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal (His national Anthem started): Aaj (Shaan and Anand turn around) jisse tum bhagwaan samajhte the, yeh toh sala chor nikla!
Anand: Chor ki jaib se chori karne wale ko chor nahi kehte (Toh phir kya kehte hai? Very Bad Anand🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal: Bharo, bhara bharo bhara...yeh tala kholne ki koshish mat karna...warna chori karne ke liye haath bacheinge nahi!
Shaan: Kyu be, dhamki de raha kya? Kya kar kya lega tu? Anand u open the lock and i'll see him! (Uff Kya expressions Hain! I loved it! then again what is there that I don't love about this guy?🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal: Ek akhari baar keh raha hoon agar kuch ho gaya na toh phir main nahi janta!
Shaan: Tum kuch nahi kar sakte Mangal! (SRK look alert! Ladies kill him with your Jootas! Kya KT itni tareef kaafi nahi hai kya?🤣🤣🤣) This factory is mine and i'll surely open it!
Mangal (telling the goons): What are you guys looking at, hold them!
Goons run to get Shaan and Shaan stops him, such a style...Shaan hits the guy and then gets hit and his lip is bleeding!
Anand sees and calls out, they go and hold him. Shaan gives a mukka (dushum dushum!) They take the keys and give it to Mangal while Shaan and Anand are held back.
Mangal (turning to Shaan): this is only a trailer (What trailer such a bakwas trailer! most idiotic fight I have seen till date! RBO needs to stick with romance only! 🤣🤣🤣) If you did any cleverness then I will do more!
Shaan: Mangal! (Itna kehne se kya hoga? Don't shout his name give him one or two🤣🤣🤣 Dhakkan don't know how to fight! Sahi Shehri hai!🤣🤣🤣)
Mangal: aur yeh dhamki nahi hai!
Shaan: Kya faida? Kal toh DM ajayega phir toh factory khul ke rahegi!
Mangal: yea yea so we will open it then but till then you two stay away from this factory!
Mangal goes to Anand and Anand calls to him and tells him to be quite while Mangal goes to the lock and lock it again and then he smiles and Shaan is all mad! Mangal tells his goons not to move from here and tell them that if they come here again then you know what to do! as Mangal is leaving Shaan grabs him and Anand comes to stop him.
Anand: let them go, we can't make them understand, we have to think of something else.
Shift to Khanak pacing while Shaan and Anand come:
Khanak: where are they or he (can't tell what Yeh means for whom🤣🤣🤣) He hasn't come
Anand comes holding Shaan and telling him to be careful. They enter and see Khanak and Shaan is all flustered.
Khanak is shocked and calls his name
Shaan walks in and tries to look all ok and explain.
Khanak: what happened? You are hit so much. I am going to call Doctor.
Shaan: khank relax! I'm ok!
Khanak: Ok? what Ok? what is this?
Shaan: Khanak...
Khanak: I told you so many times but you never listen to me! (the girl is worried and is trying to clean him with her saari Pallu...such a cute scene!😳 Haye mere Shanak!😳 but now u can't say that your pati is nazuk🤣🤣🤣) What was the point of taking enemity with them, you never listen to me and that Mangal Bha, he can do anything!
Shaan (frustrated and fed up): So what should I do? Sit here all scared, lose like that?
Khanak: I didn't mean it like that, I only meant that you don't need to do all the work yourself, call someone from the shehar (She has a point...Sun Dhakkan Sun le apni Biwi Ka!) don't put your life on the spot, Today Mangal bha did this and tomorrow he can do anything! You will not go to factory from today (Anand agrees)
Shaan: Ok fine! I will do what you will say, now happy?
Khanak: No! Not till I teach a lesson to Mangal!
Shaan: Let it be Khanak!
Khanak: How dare he touch my Hubby! (She leave from there)
Shaan goes after her but she does listen and Anand stops him telling that today she will not spare on whoever she attacks and Mangal is in trouble. (Waise did anyone notice how Anand wasn't looking when Shanak were looking at eachother in the eyes? I loved that little gesture that HT put in the scene)
Such a lovely scene between the Miyan-biwi! Sooo cute Yashu looked Damn Hot in Pink and purple I want that sari! I want to be there tho too! I want to be opposite KT ok!🤣🤣🤣
Rajen Scene:
Veenator why do I have to go through this torture?Why?🤣🤣🤣 Shili and DD are spared of this! Ugh🤣
Rahul is getting down from stairs and tells his driver to put the suitcases in his car.
Jenny comes: You are going somewhere?
Rahul: Yea, I am leaving forever! (Jenny is shocked) since you are my fiance, this property is half yours. you played a lot with me, you changed everything in my life. I lost and you won! You changed everything for me since the day you have come in my life. I forgot my mom's death anniversary for the first time. Not only that after Sam left I don't like anything! I want to stay alone!
Jenny: You are running away?
Rahul: Yea from you!
Jenny: No Rahul, not from me but yourself? You are doing everything always your way! always running away!
Rahul: Always? How much do you know me?
Jenny: I know you a lot! You do one thing always, using people! That is all you know and when your work is done, you run away from there! The faster you use a bar girl from bar to her bed, the next day you run away from there! (Rahul is shocked) You don't know how to face the truth, you are an escapist! Keep your house to yourself I am leaving!
Rahul (stops her): Escapist, bar, bistar? Do you know what you are saying?
Jenny: Why? 5 years ago the same happened...When you try to remember, you will remember! Good Bye! (She leaves and Rahul is left wondering)
Rahul: What happened 5 years ago? Jenny..Jenny! (goes after her)
Dhulwadi:
Drum Roll please! Oh yes Girls he is back! (SRK ya phir KT nahi! 🤣🤣🤣 our Pankaj Dheer ji! My Old Sarpanch! Dhan tanaan!) yeh khabar chipwado ekhbaar mein, poster lagwado bazaar mein...Deewanis, RBO ki pagal hogaye Sarpanch ke pyaar main🤣
Sarpanch Ada is doing Tulsi puja! Takes his Pagadi and puts is on his head and goes to his seat and takes his morning tea and Khanak comes and he looks at her all happy!
Sarpanch Ada: Arre Khanak beta tu? (He is soo happy to see her and we are Maha happy to see him! I Love you Sarpanch sir!🤣🤣 not in that way tho!🤣🤣🤣) Yahan?
(Khanak takes his blessings and gives it to her) beta bethe!
Khanak: Nahi Ada, I cam here to talk to you!
Sarpanch Ada: Sure go ahead!
Khanak: Ada since I was small, I've been hearing that you always do Justice! Whenever our village has been in trouble, you always took Justice but I want to ask you something, the person who is doing a lot for us, why is he being treated unfairly? He is being beaten!
Sarpanch Ada: beating?
Khanak: yes Ada, Whatever Shaantanu is doing, he is doing it for us! He doesn't want anything in return. he just wants to start the factory again, he is doing all of this for us only! You have always taken truth and justice's side then why aren't you with us today! You got me married to her only!
Idiot Sarpanch: Aye Ladki! You are saying anything! Keep your tongue to yourself!
Sarpanch Ada: Shaant, shaant ho bha! Listen beta, my side is with village people!
Khanak: even if the village is wrong? You are elder and is Sarpanch, if the people are going to the wrong path then it is your job to tell them where to go. Sorry for speaking too much (I didn't get what she said so please someone confirm!)
Sarpanch Ada: Listen Beta, u do one thing, you go! Whoever has done this to Shaantanu, he will be punished. And if Shaan is right and honest then I will def. take his side!
Idiot Sarpanch: But bhai saab...!
Sarpanch Ada: Shaant, bhai shaant! Ja beta!
Khanak leaves and Sarpanch Ada is all thoughtful!
Superb, superb scene! Ooh How I missed this Sarpanch!!! Welcome back!👏
Mumbai:
Rahul comes looking for Jenny in a room and sees her purse! (Torture I tell you!) He knocks on her room! While Jenny is getting ready or changing her clothes to more subtle clothes. Rahul keeps knocking on her door and asks her to talk to him. Rahul then waits outside near the lamp and Jenny comes outside all dressed in desi clothes.
Rahul comes to her ask her what is this.
Rinny: Jenny nahi, Rinny, rinny sharma! I am the same girl who met you 5 years ago! You came to me when everyone left you! You used me and then left me! It was only for a night and even then I wasn't interested in you or your money! I just wanted to remind you that only! (She leaves and what kind of a person he is!)
Rahul realizes and is like Oh Shit!
Dhulwadi:
Anand: Problem number 1!
Shaan: Yeh hai ke factory khulne mein sirf ek din baaki hai, kal kissi bhi halat mein kal 4 baje se pehle humein machine ko shuru karna hai. (Uff KT looks damn HOt in his red T-Shirt! I want it🤣🤣🤣 and Don't be hating!🤣🤣🤣)
Anand: Problem number 2...?
Shaan: Problem number 2 hai ke meri joh khatarnaak khoobsurat biwi hai na, woh mujhe factory jaane degi nahi. aur jab tak main factory nahi jaonga, factory shuru nahi hogi.
Anand: For both these problems' solution is my kids! (he points at them)
Shaan looks at them and wonder the same.
Mummy: What will we have to do? (She is cute yaar...such a cutie pie and she talks so cutely too! 😳)
Anand comes to kids: So shaan bhaiya will try to get out of the house and you will have to stop Khanak didi from going to factory! Do all the bahanas and nataks but don't let Khanak get to factory!
The kid in blue: If khanak didi gets mad then?
Anand (imitates like the kid): how will she get mad? Even if she did then we have to do this work! You will do it na?
Kids agree! Shaan and Anand look to the kids!
OMG such a cute scene! I loved every bit of it! Such a natural scene! So loved HT...he is good with kids and KT was marv. too just watching them!
I watched the IF video so no pre-cap!
Edited by rooj-i - 14 years ago