Part 6
Friend: Arrey aapne glass tod diya!
K: Who mere jaath se (slowly turns back towards the table)
Jignesh: Rehne do Khanak (waves at the waiter)
Shaan: Khanak! (exasperated)
Lots of Qs flying thru her mind………… first thought ofcourse being……… he didn't go to Delhi, her racing heart was celebrating.
Gopi: Khaana to kha lo
Friend: Arrey aap dhyaan se baitho, (moves her chair closer to HIS) neeche kaanch hai
Khanak can feel daggers piercing her back, ignores it but make sure she moves her chair in the opp direction, closer to Gopi.
Shaan: Khanak! Chalo! (there! He said it)
Gopi: Shantanu Bha aap bhi khayiye na?
Shaan: (mellow) umm nahi…. Thanks Gopi, main subah grilled chicken…. Mera matlab kha chukka hoon
(rubs his belly with his water bottle holding right hand)
The waiter has arrived. The other friends are laughing eating, joking generally having a good time.
Waiter: Arrey glass tod diya? Rs.25 lagenge (rude)
Khanak: Who galti se gir gaya bha.
Jignesh: Khanak tum rehne do main baat karta hoon (showing some sense finally)
Friend: Arrey madam keh rahi hain galti se toot gaya…. Yaar tum, meri baat suno…..
Stands up theatrically
Khanak is aware of Shaan witnessing the whole "nautanki" standing right behind her chair.
She pretends to eat
Shaan: Khaana band karo, aur chalo…….. (firm)
Waiter: Aapke bill mein daal denge
Friend: Yeh saab kaun hain (smiles at Khanak while he enquires mockingly)
Gopi: Yeh Shantanu bha hain.
Khanak: Shantanu mere….. pati hain (swallows over the last part)
Friend is obviously unhappy at the turn of events but tries to make the most of what he can.
Friend: AB AA RAHEY HAIN? Late ho gaye kya? Mandir ke drashan to ho nahi paaya aapka
(smiles at Shaan and tries to befriend him)
Shaan:Haan who…. (I really don't care for it) Khanak…
Friend:Aaap chinta nahi kariye main aur Jigna Bhai glass ka maamla suljha lenge (smiles and almost reaches out to touch Khanak's shoulder)
She cringes and moves back on her chair………
Jignesh argues with the waiter
Orders more food, he hasn't met Shaan as he couldn't make it to the wedding theatrics………
But when Gopi mentions his name, he understands
Jignesh: Sir! Aap baithiye na
Signals the waiter to bring another chair. Shaan wouldn't touch it let alone sit on it!
Takes a gulp of water from his bottle.
Shaan: Khanak lets go", shakes his head at Jignesh tries hard to smile but it just wont show up
Khanak: Shantanu, aap bhi khaayiye na
Shaan: Mujhe bhook nahi hai Khanak! Yaha se chalogi, PLEASE
Jignesh is sad "Sir yahan ka khaana to bahut swadi…"
Shaan: Main Khanak ko lene aaya tha, that's OK, mujhe bhook nahi hai
Khanak: Bha aap mujhe bolney denge? (glorious smile)
Khanak: Who Shantanu bahar aisi jagah kabhi nahi khaate (smug)
Shaan: Arew e done now, AB CHALEN
Khanak: Bhayya paani laana (prolonging the inevitable)
Shaan: Not again! Yeh lo paani (hands her his bottle)
Friend has already proffered another glass, Khanak wants to annoy him by accepting the guy's glass but fears hubby will bury her in the desert sand and decides to take his bottle.
Doesn't drink from it!
Khanak stands up turns around and talks to Shaan softly so the rest are unable to hear
K:Aap to Dilli jaane waale they na, yaha kya kar rahe hain. Main aapke saath nahi chal sakti
S: Tum pehle chalo phir bataoonga kyon nahi gaya
K: Aise kaise chal sakti hoon aapke saath
Friend has gotten up and is approaching them, "arrey sirji aap meri baat suno aap bhi hamare saath ghoom leejiye thodi der,(looks at Khanak)
For some reason that bursts an artery in Shaan's head
S: Thank you, but main inka pati hoon aur inhe lene aaya hoon, hum baat kar rahey hain, do u mind?
That guy obviously doesn't care for that English, looks confused, but retreats goes back to his food and starts being loud and rowdy with his friends
K: Yeh Bha ke dost hain Shantanu…. Aap please inse aise baat nahi Karen
S:Tum chal rahi ho ya…. (warns)
K: Gopi?..... (atleast she wants to go ;- )
S: Ofcourse! Usko lekar chalo. YEH TUMHAARE JIGNESH BHA HAIN? (clenched teeth) This guy has no clue! He hangs out with these guys…….. swears in English
K: Aap itna naraaz kyon ho rahey hain
S stares at her face: You don't get it do you? Ya tum nasamajh ban rahi ho, (turns around calls out for Gopi)
She walks up all smiles
Shaan: Chalo Gopi "Main tumahre BHA ko kehkar aata hoon
Jignesh is enjoying his food and doesn't have a clue ………….
Shaan walks up to him, "Umm main in dono ko apney saath lekar jar aha hoon"
J:Arrey aap khayiye to, pehle. Glass ki chinta mat karo aap, main yahan har saal aata hoon
Shaan signals the waiter, he is obviously quick…… thinking the sheher waala is going to order a coke or pepsi…..
Shaan:Kutna hua?
W:Sir …… abhi bill bana…. Yahan to order chal hi raha hai
S: Approx…. mera matlab andaaz se yaar.. (frustrated)
Khanak senses trouble walks up to him, "yeh aap kya kar rahe hain, Bha ko achha nahi lagega"
Friend walks up also "Arrey glass ke paise main doonga" (grins at Khanak and stands real close)Shaan has a "I am going to punch this guy" look on his face. Walks side ways and stands between the guy and his wife………..
Waiter:Sir thaali Rs.60 ki hai aur oopar se do subzi alag, starts counting with his fingers, pulls a pencil from the back of his ear and starts scribbling on his pad. Shaan forces his fist into his pocket and pulls his wallet out, the cell phone slides out also, he grans both hands the cell phone to his wife………..spontaneously……… opens his wallet pulls out a couple of Rs.1000 bills and hands it to the waiter.
Shaan: Ho gaya? Rakho isey (get the hell out of here look)
Friend stares at his wallet and his cell phone and looks at Khanak who is obviously displeased at the blatant display of wealth by hubby
Gopi signals her not to argue
He tucks his wallet back in, doesn't bother to take his cell phone back, doesn't touch her but brings arm around her waist to steer her away from the dumpy rest.
K:Maine abhi haath nahi dhoya!
S: Searches his left pocket fishes out the sanitizer and slaps it on her hand, she grabs it but disapprovingly returns it
K: gopi chalo haath dho lete hain
Shaan (smug) to hum chal rahey hain na? (OFCOURSE! ;- )
Ouch! Khanak……….. she walks over to the make shift kitchen sink and washes her hands with Gopi
Jignesh has now stood up and intros himself, shaan really doesn't care…….. but tries to be polite.
They walk away in silence.
Shaan: Gopi ko pehle ghar chhodenge………. (for her ears only)
Khanak's heart skips a beat.
K: Maine abhi dekha hi nahi mela (angry)
S: Apne 20 saal ki zindagi mein 20 baar aa chuki ho tum (firm)
K: Shanatanu aap….
Gopi stops and turns around
S smiles at her, K "Gopi tumhe kya kya lena tha"
G: kuch bhi nahi (grrrr)
K:Mujhe to dher saara
S: achha? (palying along)
K: Arrey who dakshin ke koney mein jhooley bhi hain na (excited)
G: pehle wahan chaley?
S: Pehle ghar!
K :Nahi
G: Bha aap hamare ghar chaliye na (WHAT?)
K: Gopi lekin
Shaan: EK HAFTA AUR HAI KHANAK yeh mela
K: Aapne mujhe khaana bhi nahi khaane diya, abhi yaha ghoomne bhi nahi denge?
S: Nahi, tumne yeh jagah dekhi theek se, its HORRIBLE, kitne makhi, machhar, aur who tumhaare BHA, uske dost……….. What the hell were u thinking Khanak?
Gopi is listening to it all quite uncomfortably.
They've walked up to his Mahindra Scorpio (?). He opens the door, Khanak is sulking so wont get in, he raises his eyebrows ina "so?"
Gopi is already in "Bha hum pehle jhoolon tak jaayen?
S: Gopi, hamari haveli mein hain jhoole, peeche bageeche mein wahan chalet hain
S walks up behind her whispers in her ear, "ya to khud baithogi ya main bithaaon"
She sulks and returns his phone to him, pushes an errant lock behind her ear, and climbs in, her hand smells like his after shave, so does her neck….. she feels his breath long after its gone.
The car temp is 20C below the outside temp…………
He doesn't say a word until they get back the haveli, he's riding in the front…………
The SUV stops under a shady tree………( the sun's beating down hard, Shaan has emptied two bottles of water in the rid e home offers them each a bottle, Gopi is thrilled grabs one and drinks it all
She refuses…….. looks out the window the whole time or so she thinks but has dozed off).
The driver opens Gopi's door, Shaan opens his wife's ……….. is waering his sun glasses now, looks her in the eyes. She looks away. He stands there hoping she will say something
Ofcourse she has to!
Khanak:Main yaha se ghar chali jaaongi. Aap zara Gopi ko…
Shaan: Andar chalo phir lad lena (irritated)
Her feet have been tied to wrecking balls, she wont move fast
Gopi is already inside, Shaan is drinking his third bottle, offers it to her "Tum paani nahi peeti ho kya" (spoiling for a fight)
She looks away and walks thru the courtyard, he quickens his pace to match hers
Gopi is inside in the lounge/living area, the AC is on full blast……….
Gopi:Khanak itna thanda hai dekha? (smiles)
Khanak welcomes it but wont ack.
There is food on the table "kisko khabar thi" wonders Khanak
Shaan: Tum so rahi thi car mein maine phone kiya (whispers in her ear again)
Khanak:Mujhe bhook nahi hai
Shaan:Fine! (waves his hands in the air)
Gopi is eating, and not being shy at all
Khanak is hungry but has too much pride