Shahi Mehman of the week Guess who - Page 7

Originally posted by: Jenifer.

Aah, now isn't this something a shahi member wants? Again girles, eat your hearts out! Hmm, lets start....

I believe that it's the little things that give the heart the greatest pleasure. So I wouldn't do anything extravagant. Also, with Yudi being a Royal and always doing things on a grand scale, he must crave to do things 'normally'.

So, I'd meet him up at 10am at a local warmy/homey/cosy-type-of-feeling cafe drinking whatever beverages we prefer (hot choco for me) and talk our lives away. Natter about anything and everything. Whatever that come into our minds, whatever direction the conversation flows, we'll just chatter away. It'll be a great ice breaker.

When it starts hitting noon, we'll pack a fabulous picnic basket consisting of a vareity of sandwiches, drinks, cakes, flapjacks (yumm) etc and find a nice spot at some park and munch away on a blanket there. We'll continue to natter away, laughing at each other's jokes, awwing at each other's childhood memories and confiding in one another's future ambitions. After a couple of hours, we'll take a walk around the park and the park's lake, slurping away at our ice creams. We'd feed the lake's duck our leftovers from lunch and the whole time, a smile is plastered on our faces.

Before you know it, it's getting dark. We climb up a hill and watch the sun set in all it's glory. We don't say much, just sit side by side and watch the spectacle of the sun setting, along with the day's events whilst picking at the small strands of grass grazing out feet. When the last glow of the sun disappears from the horizon, we decide to end the day there and go home. He'll drop me off home, we part with a thanks and our phone numbers in each other's pockets (😛)

Sorry folks, that's all from me. I know, I've dreamt up a boring day but it's something though. Something I'm sure some of you won't mind to try! 😉

Originally posted by: Roshni.

Last and Final set..Thats it..No more troubling you! But I guess Bobbie and Faiza will take care!😈Liar! You posted another set later!

1.If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn't there a speed of smell?

There is It's measured on my speed of smell and let me tell you that my speed of smell if much faster than the speed of light. Anything rotten (or good alike, especially food) then I can smell it a mile off.

2.If you're hungry and you know there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep going back and opening the door?
Don't you know that the fridge is the new wardrobe of Narnia. Get with the times Rosh!

3.Why do steam irons have permanent press setting?
Do they? Let me ask my daddy.

4.Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio?

Rosh, what sort of questions are these? I don't recognise half of the stuff you're talking about.

5.Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness?

Obviously you haven't met my sister. She's always commenting on the natural curliness of my eyelashes. It's so freaky!

6.Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?

These are the times of conjugal roles, Rosh. With more and more people living alone or breaking up with their partners, I'm afraid the workload has to be shared with machines these days.

7.When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn't speak
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower?

I'm always asked to be talking louder and slower so doesn't make any difference for me.

8.How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?

Rosh, it's also obvious that you don't watch these pageant shows. Some of the 'women' look so alien that a even a loony could tell that the supposed beauty queen represents another planet. But then again, a loony would say that, wouldn't they?

9.How many birth days does the average person have?

Clever you! Only one. Clever me!

10.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why ?

Rosh! Never hunt your neighbours! I feel for the people living near you. They must never leave their dorms in fear of you and your hunting weapons!

11.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

By wrapping it up in a mile long worth of bubble wrap. Of course by then, the wrapped egg would have to be thrown from a tremendous height.

12.How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Easy. Keep freaking the life out of them. It'll work with me. Plus, it's not hard of you already suffer from insomnia.

13.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

To remind us that the stupid ones were left behind (I don't mean that really, this is just for answer purposes)

14. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Line that particular part of the road with their favourite diet.

15.What was the best thing before sliced bread?

None sliced bread. Just take the loaf and rip it in your mouth.

16.How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

The slab of cheese didn't grow any mould so he decided to eat it (ooks like he agrees with me on never wasting any food) and voila, cottage cheese was born!

17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because it'll all mould up and be utterly disgusting to eat. But if you don't it have an expiry date then don't follow instructions Rosh. You go ahead and eat it.

18.How did a fool and his money get together?

The man was walking along the road, found a bag of money, went into business, made loads of profit,died and someone inherited it.

19.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You've succeeded in failing.

20.Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Because I don't have the patience to sit there and count to a billion.

21. If you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window..WHY?

Style man, style! Who doesn't like the wind in the hair look? Totally filmy.

22.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

Waiting to read your answers...I think I'll come back on Sunday to read some of them if I have time! Until then Enjoy! She sets me the questions and leave to only come back later to read the fruits of my labour!

PS: The traders do sound like Percy Weasley! So Sad! Perfect example Rosh! They are so Percy Weasley. The whole lot of them. And me no likes Percy.

Any way Enjoy! Enjoy?!!! Until then Bye bye and take care! 😃 Take care she says And yeah...Good Luck! *rolles eyes*

Originally posted by: Jenifer.

😲 I'm done?

Ha! Now I don't have to do Bobbie's and Rosh's last sets, including that incomplete question, Rosh! 😛

Thank you guys for such a wonderful experience. I had a brilliant time, infuriating at some points but brill nonetheless. I learnt quite a bit about myself and resurected a few old memories.

So me is off from the hot seat and is already flexing my muscles for the next shahi mehmaan with a new passion 😈