Originally posted by: bsingapury
........Ok so I change my answer. If I win a lottery I would arrange a grand party, may be in Singapore or in Rajasthan, where I'll invite all IF friends. I'll arrange their ticket, their stay and I'll bear all their travel expenses.
rajsthan is great idea but first clarify if you win million rupee lottery warnaa to itne saare line main ek saath hote hain ......ki haath main sirf ek rumpiyaa rah jaataa hain😆
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Kya farak padta hai. Nahin to sayyian ji ki aankhon mein dekh lena.
agar oonki aankho main dekhoogi tab to lipstik ki jagah par eyes shadow , blushers ki jagah par kajal aur kajal ki jagah par lip stick ho jaayegaa phir post office kaa dibba lagungi😆😆😆
really to aati kyaa waha jaake ab diwali manaayenge
Lets go. I'll wait diwali tak rocket ka intezaam karva lena. Channd ka saara intezaam main dekh loongi.
rocket kaa intzaam ho gaayegaa(woh phatake wala diwali main jalate hain na woh😉) ..kisi ko jamgari ko light karne ke liye bulaanaa padegaa hum dono rocket ke top pe beth jaayenge ........😆😆😆
How far is the nearest tattoo parlour owned and run by a gay man called Pappu, from your house?
There are many. First tell me which Pappu are you talking about?
wohi pappu....jiske haath main paisa haath ke mel kai jaisa.......wohi ho yaro kaa yar hain, lekin who jo pappy cannot dance sala
Achchha achchha voh wala pappu, voh to abhi abhi Beena ka pata pooch raha tha, kah raha tha dance seekhna hai.
😆tumne bataayaa to nahi naa.warnaa main dance bhool jaaoongi
Where am I?
rober brave wah ye angle to dekha nahi kabhi and to welcome them open arm main aayi.........tu chal
Jaa ke dekho (as a robber), achchhe se swagat kiya jayega, khoob khtirdaari bhi hogi. 😆
dande se swagat hoga aur maar padegi.......achhese😆😆..saathmain ghussse, thappad, dande, champal sab kuchh
........waha jaake muje thand lagi to..........garmi kon dega......warnaa mera beja bhi barf ho jaayegaa
Are voh tumhare super hotty hunky Yudi ko kya hua. Voh kis din kaam aayega. Saath le jaana saari barf pighal jaayegi, khodne ki zaroorat hi nahin padegi.
😳😳😳 my hoty yudi abhi woh anjali ko warm up kar raha hain😲😲😲
are saath main chalte hain naa...........pichchhu pichchhu kayko......baat karnge .....nachenge gaayenge.....aage jaane main dar lagta hain
kya 'bhaand' log hain jo nachte gaate kachahri jaayenge. Jo aage jaata hai kiran usko bahaduri ka inaam deti hai....
duniyaa main yahi hotaa hain yaar.......chor log sinaa tan ke chalte hain music ben baaje ke saathjaate hain kachhari........achha kiran bahaduri kaa inaam deti hain to ek kaam karo tumhi lelo inaam main baad main tumse le lungi😆😆😆 uthayi gor jo hun😉😉
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please koi jaldi se kirti ko creative head banaao naukri ki sakht jaroorat hain yaar........pocket money you know..........lets contect that reshmi sharma......kaha hain woh.......
Main bhi ek naukri ki talaash mein hoon. Chalte hain dono aur pair pakad lenge....aur kahenge 'bas ek' mauka de dijiye....
oh yes good idea chal ab to main aati abhi ke abhi..aur taang aise khinchenge ki agar naukari naa di to taang tut jaaye😆😆😆